I Hate My Neighbor..

Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    How do I kill my neighbors chickens that run in my yard. And how do I get rid of that light shining in on my windows?
    #5069 — Comments (4) — 11/12/2009 at 12:22 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    My neighbors shit me.we live in a very little town called Bundaberg.Everybody who is a local has little town sindrome.Never will they stand up to the city counterparts but think being a cockhead gives them the right to treat people like shit.What ever you do dont come to this town uless you have had a labottome or are a imbread , that way you will can add to this jean puddle.Good luck you imbreeders.Yes there is something wrong with you.ok.examples are...your barking dogs and lack of cosideration for your neighbors...children knocking on windows at all hours...sucking the other neighbors off because you are unable to feal stable uless you are bulling others...poisoning other peoples plants cause you want to over power people.thats just a taste of the sickos in this shit stane of a town.go root your boot Bundaberg.....
    #5068 — Comments (4) — 11/11/2009 at 8:07 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Yolanda left john again..........drama drama drama.........

    john mcgeein is a loozer
    #5067 — Comments (0) — 11/10/2009 at 11:31 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    my neighbors are rude and have no consideration for other peoples property or beings, their half spic grandkid who lives there most of the time because their fat ass spic fucking mom never takes them home spit in my daughters face while she was inside her own yard and then they call me the bitch he is a little fucking ass, of course it isn't any wonder with who is attempting to raise the little beaner!They were obviously not raised to respect people....the little beaner turned on my hose while i was at work and left it on so then i had an extra months water bill, do you think any one offered any money to help pay it? well hell no, now they put their fucking wood, trash, lawnmower and anything else they can think of at different times out behind my house for me to look at, well karma is a bitch and i believe they will get it in the end, god will get them.....
    #5066 — Comments (3) — 11/10/2009 at 9:33 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    I really wish my dumb ass neighbor would get caught by DCF one day since she leaves her 4 kids unsupervised
    #5065 — Comments (6) — 11/8/2009 at 4:04 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Seriously, just because you're a military family too doesn't mean you have to right to ignore LEASH LAWS. Control your fucking dog! Do you know how annoying it is to be taking an afternoon walk only to have some piece of shit unleashed dog jumping on you, barking and growling at you?! Clearly you don't, because when I asked if it was your dog, you ignored me. I guess you guys have never heard of fucking leash laws, well, they have them, they are there for a purpose. Leash your fucking dog before it gets hit by a car next time instead of yelled at by me.
    #5064 — Comments (4) — 11/7/2009 at 3:41 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    It all started a year and a half ago. It was a peaceful move in, so we thought. We thought we had great neighbors, only to learn they were on vacation for a week. Then reality hit. The driving through my driveway, kids in my yard, trash in my yard, entertaining their guests in my driveway, playing basketball in our driveway and oh, it got worse. This was the first month.

    Then there was the rooster. Mind you, we live in the middle of a city. Not only did they have a rooster, it was a fucked up rooster. We live in the central time zone, but the rooster must have been on pacific time. It would sound off at all hours, midnight, two in the morning, and it's loudest on Saturday mornings - 4am. I wasn't sure if I was dreaming this or if caused by my insomnia from the neighbors partying so late on the weekdays - yes, and they have 3 small children. They brought on a whole new meaning to rock out with your cock out. One day, I was out in my yard picking up their trash and a neighbor a few houses down asked if they were crazy or heard a rooster. I then told them, it was the neighbors. She called the cops, I called animal patrol. A week later, it was gone.

    Then there was the cat incident. The neighbors got a cat. But, they never let it inside, and one day it had kittens. The kittens were not allowed inside either, they were free to roam and piss on our welcome mats and shit in our flower beds. Not to mention, my husband and I are both allergic to the fuckers. So, my husband was leaving for work one day, and out storms the neighbor - "You killed my cat. You ran it over." My husband, who would have told me of such a great achievement, was dumbfounded. "I did not kill you cat." And she left. A couple of weeks later, out comes our neighbor, to apologize for accusing us of killing her cat and explained how her husband ran it over. We did not think much of her accusations because the kitten blood was on her side of the driveway, right where she parks. Her husband killed it, not my husband.

    I won't even go into how they copy us. Or how the youngest of our neighbors children will walk right into our house if we don't lock the screen door on a nice day, just to pet our dog. Or how their children are up at 2 am (we work nights) jumping on the trampoline and hanging the main power lines to the house.

    Now we're at the most recent. And we may end up in court. Our driveways butt up against each other. They had a black top drive way and we have a concrete drive way. The property line is clear. You could say it's black and white. They recently have their driveway resurfaced with black top, only to have done part of ours. Then there's the splatters of asphalt ALL OVER our driveway, brand new siding and the asphalt foot prints, burn marks and "skid marks."

    Oh, and I learned the hard way, even a 6' privacy fence isn't enough, I need a bio-dome. There's more. And there will be more, I'm sure. After writing what I have, I can't go on anymore. I didn't realize just how shitty they were until now.
    #5063 — Comments (4) — 11/7/2009 at 2:32 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    I had no problem with my neighbor until his redneck daughter and her bf moved in!

    Now I dont have too much of a problem hearing music, but they turn the bass up as high as it will go! They play the same shit OVER AND OVER! This goes on any time in the day or night! I work weekends too and often get up at 3am to go to work! I dont appreciate hearing that bass bullshit at 12 in the morning! I want to relax and be able to hear my TV, or even myself thinking, please...

    To make it worse, sometimes they even play a Jeff Foxworthy CD as loud as the damn stereo will go! Now why in the world would you need to listen to Jeff Fucking Foxworthy that loud?! WHY?!?!

    I hate you stupid redneck fucking neighbors.
    #5062 — Comments (1) — 11/6/2009 at 6:23 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    These fucking assholes in the apartment across from me feel the need the drag a table and chairs out onto the sidewalk so they can sit around and get shitfaced. They have their stereo thumping and they sit/stand around laughing their asses off and act like morons.

    They've been doing this shit every weekend. I called the cops once but they went inside before the cops came.

    Not everybody wants to hear your mouths and your shitty-ass music, you obnoxious, trashy fucking dickheads!
    #5061 — Comments (3) — 11/5/2009 at 9:34 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
  • Adult Confessions
    — I Hate My Neighbor —
    I hate the kid who lives next door with a passion. He is an annoying 18 year old who doesn't understand the concept of going outside for sunshine. Instead, he insists on practicing his skateboarding in his living room. Nothing like a repeating "clunk" sound over and over to drive someone to homocide. The landlord charged him for floor damage, the cops fined him for disturbing the peace, I even threatened to beat the hell out of him but nothing works. The thought of caving his skull in with a crowbar grows stronger every day
    #5060 — Comments (0) — 11/4/2009 at 8:15 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)