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I Hate My Neighbor
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 30

    This might not be the right place because I don't hated my neighbor, I like my neighbor.

    I worked as a security guard at night and during the day I go to the gym and workout. My doctor said I had to lose some weight and beside if I didn't I wound not have pass the physical test for my job. I been working out for 6 months and has lost good amount of weight. My neighbor came up to me one day and ask me how I lost the weight because she was told by her doctor she need to lose 10 pounds. I told her I go to the gym everyday and workout. She ask me which gym and I told her the one I go to. I also told her if I bring someone in to sign up I will get a free month of membership. She agree to try it for a month. She ask if it was okay for her to drop off her kids for school before she go to the gym with me. Her husband leave early in the morning to do to work. I said okay.

    Next day we went to the gym I sign her up and I got a free month of membership. We start working out, I show her a few things and left her alone so I can do my workout. About 10 minutes later I went to check to see how she was doing. She was sitting on the lounge chair relaxing and I ask her what are you doing. She said this is hard work I am tired. I told her yes is hard work but if you want to lose the weight you need to keep it up. She said well I need a workout partner and I can't do it by myself, can you be my workout partner. I said if this will help you I will.

    I just volunteer to be her workout partner and it turn out to be a good thing. She like to wear the yoga pants to workout and is so tight fit on her I can see her camel toe. It doesn't look like she wear any panties because I don't see any panties line on her. Some time it disrupt my workout because of what she is wearing but at the same time it turns me on looking at her. We continue working out together and we give each other compliment how we look after working out. Several times she touch my chest and arms saying how big and strong I am. I said thank you and return saying you look good I can tell you start losing some weight. We continue complimenting each other for several months and she like hearing that.

    One day on our way to the gym our conversation in the car got personal. She ask, you don't have a girlfriend why is that? I replied back saying I don't have time for them. Then she said you look sexy and I bet you shouldn't have any problem finding a girlfriend. I said well thank you and told her she look sexy too wearing that nice tight workout yoga pants. She said you like seeing me in them and I said oh yes it fits you so good and I was joking saying I love to see what is underneath of that yoga pants with a smile. OMG, to my surprise she put her yoga pants down while I am driving to show me her bottom. I was right no panties underneath of her yoga pants. She has a real nice trim bush pussy and I told her I felt in love with her camel toe when she wear those yoga pants.

    She smile and said you know my husband never pay attention to me and all he wants is to fuck me at night then roll over to go to sleep. I told her I am sorry that just to bad you have a nice sexy body. We got to the gym and the whole time my mind is in her pussy and my workout had gone to hell. So we make it a short workout and we head out. She said what is the matter why are we cutting the workout so short. I had to tell her that my mind was on her pussy and not on working out. She laugh so loud and hard in the car and continue laughing I thought I was going to lose my hearing.

    Then she said do you really want this pussy. I said yes I do. So we quickly got back to my place and I give her oral sex for so long she said I need that cock of yours. Then she said her husband doesn't do oral sex much and I said he doesn't know how much he is missing. I told her I love eating pussy and she replied back saying now I know where to go to when I want my pussy to be eaten. I said yes I am just next door and your pussy is very nice with large clit and big lips. She said when she get arouse her clit gets really big and I told her I love sucking on then. Those pussy lips are nice for me to pull on them with my mouth and she smile. Needless to say we fuck, suck and lick until we both cum together.

    Now when we met up to go to the gym and workout we would either have sex before or after. I am looking forward everyday just for that.

    #29190 — Comments (2) — Nov 15, 2016 at 1:21 PM — That's Juicy! (13) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 51

    My neighbor needs to take a long walk off a short pier. He's a world class asshole. He plays his music so loud that my concrete walled house vibrates. I have one window facing his side that shattered from how loud he plays his music. I have to get up at 4 in the morning every day to go to work and he doesn't care. He plays the music full blast until 3 every morning. I never get any sleep at all. Calling the police doesn't do any good. He IS the police. He gets off work Just when I want to got to bed. I am lucky to get 2 hours of sleep at night.

    I am open to suggestions, legal ones.

    #29087 — Comments (7) — Nov 4, 2016 at 10:36 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 40

    I don't hate my neighbor, sometime I do just because they are so needy at time. My neighbor and I got along well for the past several years until one day her husband loss his driver license due to cancer in his eyes. His vision had gone bad and couldn't anymore and his wife doesn't drive. They depend on me to drive them around which is what friends are for. I don't a problem at first but then it got to be to much. I told them I can't just drop everything and take them where they want to go, we need to combine trips together and we did, that work out great. I have taking them to the doctor appointments and pretty much everything they need.

    His wife seem to have more doctor appointments then he does. Several time he just stay home and I will be taking her to see her doctor. I don't ask what the appointment is for I just take her to see him. I waited at the lobby until she was done. We got into the car and I start driving. She reach over to me and beginning touching my leg as I was driving. I didn't say anything just keep driving, then she start moving her hand up and down my leg and squeezing it. I finally said what are you doing.

    She said when she was in the doctor office getting her yearly check-up, she got arouse when the doctor examining her pussy and she still feel arouse after she left. I said okay what's that got to do with me. She said don't you get it I am fucking horny and want to get fuck. I said now but my cock is not even hard. She said just give me a moment it will.

    I lend back a little she unzip my pants because I was still driving. She was stroking my cock then she was sucking it while I am driving. She said I need this cock in me now. So I had to find a place to pull over where we can fuck. Lucky we were in the freeway and there was a rest stop up ahead and I pull into that. In no time she climb on top of me I was still in the drive seat. I told her let me pull down my pants first before you do that and I did. Lucky she had on a dress she was able to pull her lace panties aside and my cock slip right into her pussy and she was pumping away. First it feel weird because I can feel her lace panties rubbing my cock as she go up and down but I got use to it and is fine. Her boobs was smacking my face the whole time she was pumping me. She took her top off exposing her boobs and I was sucking her boobs finally, because I didn't want to get smack in the face anymore. We were fucking for a good hour before someone pull up to the rest stop and we had to stop. It was good timing because we both cum just before that.

    #28832 — Comments (2) — Oct 13, 2016 at 10:23 AM — That's Juicy! (11) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 52

    I am not sure if I hate my neighbor and love them. My wife and I are very close to the married couple next door for years. Recently her husband passed away with cancer and she need help with things around the house. He does yard work and good handyman. Since her husband had passed she asked me if I can help her with things around the house. I said sure just give me a call and I will come over. I did that for several months helping her around the house and she feel very comfortable just leaving the back door unlocked for me to come in anytime to take care of things. Couple times I had walk in on her and she had only her bra and panties, she said she was getting dress and just got up. Another time she was in the bathroom nude just got out of the shower. I saw her I didn't know what to say or do but to say I am so sorry and walk out of the house. Next day she said no need to be sorry is okay we are close friends is not like you haven't seem a naked woman before. I feel relief when she said that.

    Time have passed and I walked in on her again this time was in the bedroom were she was getting dress. I stood at the door way and said oh wow and she turn around and looked at me and said what do you think about this old body. I know you have see me nude before but I didn't get a chance to asked you. She is only couple years older than I am. I said you look sexy I wouldn't push you out of bed, she laugh and said really. Then she got on the bed and said come here and show me that you wouldn't push me out of bed. I got on the bed and start giving her oral sex, wow she smell and tasted so good I told her. She said I just got out of the shower and I know you were coming so I got it all clean up for you. I guess she know when I show up to help her because I usually show up the same time every day to help her. From that day on I fuck her, eat her pussy and everything she wanted me to do including using sex toys I didn't know she had. We both promise to keep the secret from my wife and we did. Tell this day I am still fucking her and eating her pussy along with doing my wife.

    #28819 — Comments (2) — Oct 11, 2016 at 3:35 PM — That's Juicy! (19) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 35

    I'm a 36 yo housewife. I hate my neighbor "Julie" because she constantly brags about her husband having a huge cock to all of us. Maybe I'm just jealous because my hubby's is so small lol!

    #28626 — Comments (2) — Sep 23, 2016 at 6:38 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 51

    My next door neighbors have a 20 year old son that plays college basketball. He's black, about 6'3",and always cut lawns around our neighborhood as a teenager. I'd always thought he was a great kid. They're the only black family in our neighborhood. It's not a wealthy neighborhood but most of us earn in the $150-$250K range.
    I'm 51 yo white guy,my wife's a 41 filipina, and have been married for 15 years. We have two kids that are 12 & 10.
    I came home from work early last Friday.
    I walked in on "Derrick", the 20 yo, reclining on my couch making out with my wife "Julie" while her married blonde friend "Jenny",who lives three houses down, sucked his cock.
    He had a cock like an elephant trunk.
    My wife was completely naked and her friend only had on her panties.
    He saw me and just smiled. He knew I knew that he could kick my ass. He motioned towards the door with his head and I just walked out.
    I came back two hours later and my wife and her friend were cooking some food.
    They acted, and so did I, as if nothing interesting had happened that day.
    Later that evening the kid puled out in his car and smiled at me and waved as he drove by.
    I calculated there's at least 5 housewives on our street he's probably been fucking for several years now.
    I waved back like a doofus.
    I was afraid to confront him or my wife.

    #28608 — Comments (4) — Sep 22, 2016 at 4:36 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 24

    My neighbor is a very rude woman. Almost as soon as I moved in to the neighborhood, she was rude to me and has continued to be mean ever since. At least she is the only one on the block. Even her husband likes me. Of course that might also have a lot to do with how he and I first met face to face.

    I had just got out of my pool and since I have a privacy fence, I swim naked. I was drying myself off before going inside when a larger branch of one of the trees in my yard snapped off in the wind and crashed through my fence. He was outside as well, doing yard work and he looked up at me as I spun around to see the hole in my fence.

    He saw every inch of my body before I thought to cover up and he looked away embarrassed. He apologized a lot and I kept saying it was fine and I learned my lesson about being naked outside with or without a privacy fence.

    Well he helped me pick up the mess and I asked him if he would be willing to fix my fence for me. He agreed and said he would come over to talk about how much it would cost later. At this point his wife already hated me for no reason so why not annoy her even more.

    He came over later and we talked about the fence and he gave me a price. I noticed how he was constantly looking at my body the entire time so I took advantage of his sexual desire. I said that I couldn't afford that much and asked if I could do anything to pay him back. I stressed the word anything.

    He is not a dumb man and he understood what I was implying.

    I was not prepared for the next two hours of my life. All I can say is thank goodness his wife works the evening shift because if she had been home she probably would have heard my screams and moans as he screwed me and made me orgasm several times.

    A few days later he fixed the fence and I payed him some more. I was on my knees for him as soon as he had put the last fence board on.

    Idk if he just never gets sex with his wife or if he is just a bull all the time but he has given me the best sex of my life and continues to rock my world every night that his wife works.

    #28526 — Comments (1) — Sep 14, 2016 at 4:19 PM — That's Juicy! (15) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 35

    My neighbor is an asshole. Every morning he sets off his own car alarm at 5 am and absolutely won't shut it off for twenty minutes or until everyone in a five block radius is awake, which ever takes longer. I wish he'd drive that damned Cadillac off a pier.

    #28447 — Comments (0) — Sep 7, 2016 at 11:55 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 45

    My 70-year old neighbor lady is blackmailing me over a "statutory r**e" thing, I blundered into unknowingly, and got caught at. She loves that an old bat like her has an obedient compliant sex-slave aged twenty-one, who has to do what he's told, or face some pretty heavy consequences, I've always believed! She is a retired psych nurse from the state asylum, and a very nasty piece of work! Selfish, still horny as hell, merciless and demanding, she loves to buckle me up in a real strait-jacket she stole, and then sometimes wind several Ace bandages round my head, until I am in a state of total sensory deprivation, and my air supply is even rationed! Then the r**e begins, and goes on and on and on, then starts all over again, as she is insatiable to the point of clinical nymphomania! The sex is wonderful, I have to admit, but I have no control over ANYTHING! Not even when I'm allowed to come finally! She loves to inflict this fantasy of hers on me, when she threatens to take me into the locked up bowels of the old abandoned annex to the asylum, and confine me in a "rubber room" where nobody will ever find me, but her! She says the ghosts will take good care of me!

    #28311 — Comments (1) — Aug 23, 2016 at 3:46 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 25

    Well I really don't hate my neighbor, she just drives me fucking crazy! She lays out by her pool naked as Sin. Our homes are pretty close together and they are all two story homes, she has to know someone is looking at her.

    She has a gorgeous body and a bronze tan to accent every curve. She lays out on that chase lounge by her pool and those ample breasts just exposed for the taking. I stand in the back bedroom and peak out through the curtains and just stare at her for quite a while. I have this fantasy she will suddenly appear at my front door and tell me she knows I have been looking at her.

    We will go to my bedroom and our bodies will entwine and she will give me the orgasm I have been longing for. My husband has no idea I have these feelings.........

    #28295 — Comments (3) — Aug 21, 2016 at 5:36 PM — That's Juicy! (15) Remove This.
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