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I Hate My Neighbor..

Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

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— I Hate My Neighbor —
Think about it, a quiet neighbour is no neighbour, a good neighbour is the highest fence between you and them.

Be thankful for crescents where you have no one either side.

Be thankful for speed humps where hoons cannot conduct burnouts at nights, and rainy days.

Be thankful for guns and have one handy on your porch as the noisy neighbours from hell make your life a misery, just aim it at them 'pretending' to shoot.

#5051 — Comments (4) — 10/22/2009 at 2:47 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I am writing this here because I do not think it will do any good to talk to my neighbors.

A list of things we let slide with these neighbors:

Watering their lawn on a daily basis when we had a severe drought and government restrictions. We could have called the city but did not.

Their regular partying on nights when we, including our children had to get a good night sleep in order to get up at 6 am the next morning -- partying that included shouting and terribly loud music blaring from their hot tub, often until after 1 am. We could have called the cops but did not.

Their daughter taking a screwdriver to our teak table, writing on our sidewalk in chalk that our child, who has a disability, is a retard, petty theft from our house ( from one of their kids) and more that I don't have time to mention. ALL of this receiving no reprimand whatsoever.

Their CONSTANT shedding of overgrown landscaping into our yard, that costs us money to throw out -- because we pay for garbage removal.

The million times they asked us to watch their kids on weekends so they could work or go out on their boat.

The time when they went away for the weekend and left their young kids home ALONE -- we could have called the cops but didn't. Instead we watched their children.

And their drunken fighting that was bad enough at times for their children to come over here and sleep until their parents sobered up.

So what do we do? Build one wood fence between the property and they call code enforcement and turn us in. We built to code but without a permit, (like EVERYONE in our town does), hoping to have the money saved to go to make the fence nice.

ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH! The thing is this: we were going to save up a little more money and make their side of the fence visually appealing, with double pickets on their side, staining and landscaping, but not anymore. The money we would have been using for that is now going to a large fine and retro-active permitting. Oh well.

#5050 — Comments (5) — 10/21/2009 at 6:23 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Go home RagHeads, you witches, you despicable pieces of evil work!

#5049 — Comments (6) — 10/21/2009 at 12:22 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Recall my horrible noisy disrespectful, vermin, weazel neighbours, the ones that I really cannot stand, even looking at them enter or leave their premises, the way they shout and yell and scream at eachother, the stinky visitors that come and go throughout the day and night, the stinky little kids that yell and throw objects over my fence and dent the fence, etc, etc, etc?

Well, they have been given an eviction order, two weeks is when I start noticing the best thing ever, and guess what that is? PACKING, THEY WILL BE PACKING THEIR BELONGINGS SOON, AND VACANT POSSESSIONS OF THE PROPERTY WILL OCCUR, AND THEY WILL BE 'R.E.M.O.V.E.D', FROM THE PROPERLY WITH 'F.O.R.C.E.', POSSIBLY BY A 'B.A.I.L.I.F.F.' OR 'S.H.E.R.I.F.F.', SO I, WILL BE 'NOTICING' SOME CHANGES IN THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR, THE NOISY WEAZELS ARE LEAVING, WITH THEIR BELONGINGS, THE JUNK THAT IS STACKED NEAR MY CAR PORT, FULL OF VERMIN THAT THEIR EMPTY BOXES, ROTTEN VEGETABLES AND SPIDERS THAT THEY HAVE ATTRACTED TO MY HOME.

MY CAT WAS KILLED BY THESE ARSEHOLES, AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO BE TRANFERRED, EVACUATED, EVICTED AND GOD HAS HELPED ME WITH THIS 2 YEAR BATTLE.

THANK YOU GOD, I BELIEVE IN YOU.

CHRISTIAN I REMAIN, AND THE HEATHENS ARE LEAVING, THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR ONGOING SUPPORT.

#5048 — Comments (2) — 10/20/2009 at 4:39 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
John Mcgeein lives in Coolidge Az and is a wife abuser

#5047 — Comments (2) — 10/15/2009 at 9:23 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I really hate my stupid neighbors. They need to go back to Hungary. They're son is the most spoiled idiotic brat in the world. He gets whatever he wants. And they have the most annoing weiner dog in the world.

Lets start with the son and the dog.
The kids name is Justin. His dogs name is scooter. Justin like to yell at my family when he brings his dog by my house because i have a husky who absolutely hates dogs smaller than her. My dog just goes berserk and attacks them. The boy is so annoying because he jumps around on his stupid trampoline and screams HI!!!! whenever he sees someone with his friend that doesn't shower. It is so annoying.

The mom cant speak english very well because of her accent and always sounds stupid. The dad almost madethem lose their house because he blew $30,000 on internet poker. I absolutely hate them. Help me get back at them!!!

#5046 — Comments (6) — 10/15/2009 at 8:49 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Anyone out there???

Got any tricks that will get rid of my noisy neighbours from hell?

#5044 — Comments (2) — 10/12/2009 at 11:28 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Certainly not, the experts say.

Everyone likes peace and quiet, the ones I refer to are 'sensitive types' like myself. We hate noise, we suffer from acute noise syndrome.

We love peace, we love it because we have been through grief, loss, trauma and now we need to relax in our home and garden to get therapy from it, tranquility and harmony like a feng shui garden offers, full of birds, buddhas, birdbaths, and cats playing and sitting in the sun and shade.

This is true bliss.

Unfortunately I will only get this if I move to a remote location in the Hills or country.

I won't get that here, in the suburbs, not in the concrete jungle I made for myself, even if I spent thousands on a garden, I still cannot enjoy it, you know why? because of the neighbours to my right, the heathen pagans, who look like ghosts in a thicket and flying nuns without a broomstick, that's effing why!!!!

Eat your broomsticks you effing ghosts, and go back to your dungeons where you belong, you twisted MF heathens!

#5043 — Comments (2) — 10/12/2009 at 6:26 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
My neighbors and I moved in at the same time. They have kids, we have kids. We live in an old house converted into a 2-family home. If my kids so much as walk across the room, they're blowing up my phone to bitch about it. Once, they called REPEATEDLY throughout the night when WE WEREN'T EVEN HOME (left crazy messages on my answering machine)!!! They must've been hearing voices in their crazy heads, 'cause there was nobody here, and not a single thing on or running that could have made the noises they were complaining about. I've never called them when I can hear their kids running and screaming downstairs...or when they're fighting and screaming their lunatic heads off at one another, blasting their surround sound all effing day and night and constantly slamming doors while we at least TRY to tip-toe around the house so as not to disturb them. Why didn't I complain? Well, for one, because I'm not an uptight @sshole with nothing better to do than b!tch like a 90 year old lady (She's in her 20s) and two, 'Cause I know you can't expect silence when you live in an old house populated with children when you SHARE a house---I knew that when I decided to rent this place, so I never got all crazy about sh!t you can't control, and that's not really that big a deal. But I'm a reasonable person dealing with crazy people. I'd humor the bi-polar b!tch trying to keep things peaceful, but the final straw was when that CRAZY b!tch came home at 2am on a Sunday night screaming her effing head off, slamming doors, and throwing shit against the walls and at her pussy husband for over an hour!!! Woke up my kids who thought it was an effing home invasion! (Her kids weren't home, so I guess her rules don't apply) Then the next morning when my kids walked through the door after school (not even making noise---just walking through the door), she comes flying out of her appartment FLIPPING out that her kids were trying to sleep (at 3:00pm!) and she's SICK of telling them (my kids) to keep it down! It's on! That effing b!tch doesn't even know what noise is! But she will! I'm not going to be reasonable or peaceful dealing with that bi-polar, white-trash, deadbeat (doesn't ever pay her rent on time) shrew ever again. Stomping on the floor as I type this! BRING IT, BEYOTCH!

#5042 — Comments (3) — 10/11/2009 at 10:36 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I did something, I complained to almost everyone, the media, the politicians, the authorities, the council.

Now, there is progress after a year and a half.

I am now relieved and frame the letter which reads:

"The neighbours, at property ..... have been issued an eviction notice", blah blah blah

They wished to inform me of the good news and which I lost faith in after waiting so long for the outcome.

The more you complain the more progess happens. Why put up with something that is wrecking your life.

Why pay rent or own a home, in utter misery? the only thing left is to legitimise your complaints in writing, in clear cut language, the dates, the times, the amount of noise disturbing your peace, the people coming and going, the noisy vehicles coming and going. Log in the dates, times and diarise police attendances, together with any harassment, intimidation or abuse you have suffered arising from your offensive neighbour(s).

You will be taken seriously if the block of housing you live in hasn't a feral for a landlord, this is difficult. Moving is best if the landlord won't cooperate, but then you can take him/her to a hearing and get them to abide by the rules and laws of tenancy and the tenants doing the wrong thing.

There are many laws regarding tenancies, and your rights in how to get a landlord and their tenant(s) to do the right thing. Should you own the property you still have rights and that is to contact the offending tenant's landlord, and then lodge a complaint with your local council for intervention. The noise pollution Act in your state is usually cooperative with the police and bylaws to threshold of noisy activities.

This has worked in my case, the n/bours had parties each night, all night.

Takes some time to get even with rat bag noise makers, but it is worth it, persistence is the rule. Peace and quiet is paramount to my sanity and therapy at the moment as I suffered enormous grief and loss and traumatic events, now all I wish and long for is peace.

The assholes next door will be out, and if they don't move out soon, I will again ask the 'landlord' why is it taking longer than promised.

Good luck everyone.

#5041 — Comments (0) — 10/10/2009 at 1:14 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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