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I Hate My Neighbor..

Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

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— I Hate My Neighbor —
My neighbor next door is an absolute Bit*h!! She is always having a problem with us. The kids too noisy for them. We fixed the fence which was broken. She watches us as we come and go. I feel so angry at her. The other neighbor up the street is nosy as well. She is always gossiping about people to me, she also said that she feels sorry for me since my husband dosent help me. My husand is an attorny and has a stressful job. I am blessed enough to stay at home with the kids while he kills himself at work. He is so so helpful to me as well. I feel like whenever I leave the house my neighbors are watching me and judging me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#5040 — Comments (1) — 10/9/2009 at 2:40 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Ok so my fucking neighbor D. Crawford has still yet to controll what goes on at her house. Her fucking skanky daughter and her dope head skanky ass friends are at it again. Those asshole punk ass bitches refuse to stop using my neighbors drive way as a turn around. When approached about it they are rude and could care less. They even had the NERVE to get nasty with my neighbor who just happens to be my friend. Its a fucking drug house and the whole neighborhood knows it. Cops dont seem to be able to do much since they always seem to show up a little to late. A. Crawford could care less just as her mother as to how her and her nasty friends are affecting our neighborhood. I am so fucking fed up with you bitches. Even when i approached you to have you tell you nasty boyfriend to stop racing up and down our streets you were so fucking smug. I wanted so bad to punch your fucking ugly ass face. Yet I am a classy adult and will not do so UNTIL you throw the first punch. Then and only then ITS GAME ON BITCH. I hope you and your friends over dose and your mother goes to jail for letting this happen in her house. You and your mother and your friends are scum and thats how the whole neighborhood looks at you. We all HATE you and want you to LEAVE already. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try and hit me first cuz I am so ready to smash you or those nasty cunts you call friends.

#5039 — Comments (1) — 10/7/2009 at 12:07 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
My neighbor walks around with the bigest head like she thinks she is hot. She is oblivious and gross!! Not mention dresses like she thinks she's 30! All things come full circle. They say 50 is ancient in advertising. So sorry to see you go. Maybe another field better suited to your age and matronly style lady. Maybe you should have spent more time doing work and less time doing your 39 yeaar old boy toy!

#5038 — Comments (1) — 10/6/2009 at 1:27 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Oh, how I hate my neighbors so fucking much. First of all, they are as noisy as hell! Every single day, they have fucking vistors coming and leaving the house like 100 times. Since they live right above me(I live in an apartment), my fucking neighbors make so much noise going down the steps with children screaming their dumbass heads off too. This is a horrible nightmare that I 'm living in! I really do wish they would move. I just cannot wait until I move from my evil place and move to a peaceful place.

#5037 — Comments (1) — 10/6/2009 at 12:32 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I'm in college and I live in a dorm. My hallmates drive me NUTS. They're up at all hours running around and slamming doors and screaming about how this boy likes them but they don't like him blah blah we're so hot blah blah I was SO DRUNK. I get that they're excited to be away from their parents and whore it up, but it's annoying as fuck. Especially when they taped a bunch of newspaper in the hallway where they listed all their names and then tallied the number of times each girl had a walk of shame, a black out, or puked all over herself. The queen of the group who everyone loves lives in the room right next door to mine. She plays the same damn Kelly Clarkson song for hours almost every day and then they all meet in her room to scream and giggle. Well a couple weeks ago the halls were really quiet and all the girls were stressed out - they had midterms and were flipping a shit. The queen next door even yelled at one of her minions for talking too loudly on the phone because she was studying for an exam.

Anyhow, I got back at her that night by having my boyfriend (who goes to another college) over and having loud sex with him for over an hour. Then, in the morning when they were all getting dressed and running around I had loud shower sex with him in the public bathroom. I hope they were embarassed.

#5036 — Comments (6) — 10/3/2009 at 6:13 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Just make their lives hell, and be as hellish as you can with the neighbour(s) that gives you nothing but s....t every day!

If they do loud sex, then download some moans and groans, orgasm sounds, or if they play loud music, do this when you think they are catching up on sleep after a hard night drinking or partying.

If they hate incense, burn about 50 of them and make sure the odour flows into their home and yard.

Put on a pumpkin head mask, or a cartoon head mask and look out your window when they see you.

#5035 — Comments (3) — 9/29/2009 at 11:50 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
You see moving is also another last resort as I have thought about it.

At the moment I can't sleep, and it is 2 in the morning.

I dream of the country air and the absence of human voices or humans around at all. Only the bird, trees and air around me as I meditate into oblivion. It can happen, I say this to myself several times a day. The fresh air linger in my mind, the trees swaying in the breeze, the colours of the season.

In the city it is a different mindset, the pollution, the aggressive behaviour, the hoons, the parties next door, the doors slamming next door, the voices going on and on and on.

Perhaps I just hate humans in general, their voices, their presence. I don't hate the quiet considerate, respectful humans who obey rules in tenancy agreements, and abide by the certain time policy to allow others to get some peace and quiet. But this is rare in life. It is so rare that one must escape somewhere away from the city and suburbs and live right away from fellow humans because this is the only answer to 'PEACE', THE peace I am talking about is the absence of humans, this is best, no humans are good humans, unless they are respectful and nice humans.

So now, I think we all know what we all need, the few of us who beg for peace and quiet, we want no humans living next door to us, the weazels of society.

#5034 — Comments (1) — 9/29/2009 at 11:44 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Well, psychologically speaking, the mentally ill, the mentally disturbed, the social immoral types, the anti-social types, the beyond help types, the welfare types who just like to muck around . . . .

should these types of 'people' be placed in 'cluster housing', the public housing area where socially acceptable practice to be 'anti-social' is a pre-requisite in their selection process?

Yes, you say, well there you have it, our government is doing just this, making it comfy on welfare, so that druggies and crims can get baby after baby, get $10,000 for the baby, or even carer's allowance, claim disabilities from taking too many 'stimulants', claim they are suicidal, etc, these are the machines our society is breeding, "bad machines".

There is no normal person really, the only normal I can think of is the 'astute', the people who own their own homes, live in plush suburbs, have worked hard for what they reaped, drive nice cars and go on nice holidays, and their kids are nice, got degrees and good jobs, and own their own homes because they saved from an early age, and now they don't have to live with the 'slum' of society.

There you have it, it's called 'luck' pure luck and those that have all this luck are indeed very lucky, they don't have to suffer like we do, the people whose circumstances were beyond their control, who once had nice jobs, but they got sick and now they must depend on welfare and public housing. Most of us deserve Welfare, those that don't are the ones who make life miserable for us who want and need peace and quiet for once in our lives, those who have suffered traumas and losses and grief.

Now, the noise makers are around us, impacting upon our psychological wellbeing and getting us worse than before.

Keep on complaining, keep complaining over and over.

Good luck to all those people wanting peace and quiet in their lives.

#5033 — Comments (7) — 9/29/2009 at 11:37 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
My husband and i live in a half a house on the first floor and we have neighbors directly above us and a house of 4 apartments (owned by our slumlords) across the courtyard.

Everyone parks their cars wherever they want, even though we have assigned spaces. The girl who lives directly above us recently had a "friend in need" move in who has sex with her loudly all hours, parks her car in our space,stomps on the floor above us and plays loud music. Before this friend stayed we loved our upstairs neighbor because she was so quiet.

Then we have the people across the courtyard that have seedy people visit (i.e. known drug dealers), have loud parties in the summer in which we hear everything from our bedroom,put a picnic bench in our backyard and put their truck cap on it. Their kids and their friends kids also play in our backyard and have knocked over our chairs and citronella torches. We have spoken to the landlord about all this and all we get is "we already know." so we get the brush off. We have talked to the courtyard neighbors and they were nice enough but don't change a thing. There are even former residents parking their trucks in our parking lot.

The kicker was last summer when my husband and I had our apt windows open (it was hot) and we heard some sounds that turned out to be a tenant's daughter humping her bf on the hood of his car in our parking area in front of the dumpster,only 30 feet from our windows! When my husband yelled at them to go have sex in their own house he got attitude back and then he told them to get the eff out. The next morning the neighbor across the yard admitted it was his daughter.

We like our actual apartment and other than the obvious white trash neighbors the neighborhood isn't that bad. It's actually rural and quaint.

Any advice would be appreciated!!!!

#5032 — Comments (4) — 9/27/2009 at 2:31 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I have lived next door to them since 2000. At this point, I could deal with the house in need of painting, or their cars always parked on the street instead of their driveway, or even their occasional noisy late-night drunk fest, but these people...ugh. It started getting ugly about 3 years ago when they got a dog. Of course they never bothered to properly train it, so it is pretty wild. Luckily they did fence in their backyard, so at least said dog is not running loose. However, every damned time they leave their house, this idiot dog stands in the backyard, loudly barking and howling its fool head off for hours and hours on end. They neighbors are often gone overnight, and yes, the dog barks in the yard all night. We have tried everything to get the dog to go back through the dog door and into the house--it will go back in for a few minutes, then it's right back out yowling. I am an animal lover, and I swear, I HATE THIS DOG. I have tried on numerous occasions to discuss it with these idiots, and they obviously don't give a shit. I finally felt forced to report it to animal control, hoping that would finally get through to them. Now they hate us and the tension is getting unbearable. They are still rude and inconsiderate, and the dog still barks. There was an unfortunate incident recently that I won't go into, and now they are writing stupid shit directed toward us on pieces of cardboard, and putting it in their windows. Can you say "trashy"??? WTF? I really, really, really want to move away, but with the economy and housing market being in the toilet, I feel stuck. This situation is causing my family a lot of stress.

#5031 — Comments (3) — 9/23/2009 at 4:50 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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