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I Hate My Neighbor..

Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Mon voisin est un gros con. Il a deux chiens encore plus con que lui qui jappent tous le temps. Il aime la musique forte, il a un gros camion qui prend toute la place et il fait marcher son radio réveil pendant des heures le matin. Le vacarme doit l'aider a dormir.

#5256 — Comments (0) — 11/28/2002 at 5:06 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I hate my neighbors, they just moved in and our driving me crazy, the head of the house is an ex-con (wife beater) they have trash all over the yard, they don't mow (there yard is like 3 Feet tall. They put up christmas lights and it looked like shit. They have visitors all hours of the night. Plus this skank blamed me for shooting his cat and called the cops. I said fine give me the cat and I will take it to get patched up (I knew it wasn't shot) so I took it to the vet and they said it was in a fight with another animal. so I got it in writing from him, and sent the bill to the trailor trash, he nearly flipped out, if he had laid a finger on me I would have beat him with a bat. But since I'm not violent does anyone have suggestions on how I could get even?

#5248 — Comments (3) — 11/24/2002 at 4:07 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I live in a close-house neighborhood with a lot of old folks.
What is up with these 70 to 80 year old women walking around in thin house coats with their tits hanging at thier knees? YUCH!!
The one ancient lady on the left side of my house has a big dining room window that faces mine. What does she like to wear? Nothing!I have to keep my shades closed just to get through my meals.

I don't actually hate my neighbors, just put some clothes on!

#5210 — Comments (6) — 10/23/2002 at 1:06 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Last week, something really weird happened. I was giving my son a bath and I turned around and someone was looking at me through my bedroom window into my bathroom. I moved the blind to see who was there and it was my next door neighbors son. I live in an apartment and the lady next door to my is like 68 years old. The son had recently been staying there for a month and he was between 40-50 years old. Anyways I called 911, it scared the shit out of me and when the cops came and went next door to find the guy, his mother told them that I shouldn't of been stripping and that everyone always blaims her son for everything. She told them she didn't know where her son was and was very rude to the cops. The cops were hanging around outside to see if the guy would come back. I went out to have a cigarette, the mother came barging out of her door and said really cute, I hope you get cancer. She told another neighbor that she hoped he would fall off the balcony, he lives on the 2nd floor. Anyways they caught this motherfucker. He was hiding in his van in the parking area. The cop came back in to take my statement and I found out that this loser was on parole and that this was his 3rd offense for this among other crimes he has done. Anyway, they took him in and he is in prison now. The mother hasn't said shit since then. She probably felt protected to talk shit since the cops were here. If she says anything to me,even if it's an apology, i'm gonna go off on that bitch. I called the owned of this complex after the cops left that night. (the owner is buddy-buddy with that bitch next door) I told her what happened, the cops told me to do that and she said what do you want me to do, I explained to her that I just wanted to let her know what was going on and that that guy had prior offenses. She said well maybe he was drunk or something. That is no reason, as drunk as I have ever been, I have never done anything like that. She was sticking up for the guy, she said she had never worried about the guy, and he has done that shit in this complex before. She claimed that she knew he had been locked up but didn't know he had done that before. She called the mother that night and told her, if this happens again you will both be kicked out. That bitch is willing to let it happen again and that sets up the potential for someone to be raped or stalked. The guy has not impulse control, who knows what he is capable of. She is willing to jeopardize the safety of my family. I don't feel safe here. I don't know when this fucker is getting out and he knows where I live and I don't like living next door to his crazy bitch mother. Now, I have to move. Thanks asshole and bitch. I hate apartment living. This sucks.

#5206 — Comments (1) — 10/21/2002 at 12:57 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Neighborhood houses are just too close together.
I live in a fairly nice neighborhood, and we have a fence around the back yard, but I sometimes wish we had a fence around the front yard, too.
I really hate going in the front, I sometimes don't want to see the other neighbors when I just want to get the paper, or wash the car, or look at my front yard!
What's even worse is one of my neighbors is especially creepy! He is semi-retired, and doesn't have enough to do so ends up spending too much time going around his front yard cutting down all of his trees and plants. For a while he was taking it out on his squirrels - he said they were hurting his roof, so he started killing them, leaving rat traps around his yard, and shooting them with a be be gun, some other neighbors got him to take up the rat traps, and for a while stop shooting them with his gun.
But this guy is too creepy, and it's as if he keeps his wife a prisoner - she doesn't drive, and he never takes her anywhere - except the doctor...they don't have any friends or family that visit...so it's extra creepy...I try not to think about it...I wish they would move like he said they would...he was going to paint his house and put it for sale, but he never seems to get to it...some people are just more than a little strange...

#5196 — Comments (1) — 10/17/2002 at 12:39 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
i hate my nieghbors so much i would shoot fireworks off in my yard and all of a sudden a cop comes up and tells me that someone complained about it and then my neighbors would get pissed at me for my dog shitting in their yard which was ours and they called the police and almost had me killed and then my neighbors would call the cops on me for burning a burn pile in my back yard and im still living here dealing with their shit just becuz they think they are the best neighbors to ever have i think thats bul shit andi want to snipe them out with my spier rifle i have downstiars loaded waiting to have sight on those fucking neighbors heads!! im going to fucking shoot my head off if one more cop comes up here from those freaking neighbors i will barge in on them and take them out 1 by 1!!!!

#5195 — Comments (2) — 10/12/2002 at 10:31 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Why, in God's name, are my African American neighbors always the loud trashy ones??? Well they can be trashy, but why are THEY ALWAYS so fucking LOUD??? Whether it's loud music, loud screaming and laughing, loud arguments, their loud brats screaming and yelling....EVERY motherfucking goddamn time I look out my balcony to see where the fucking NOISE is coming from, I see other balconies full of nice QUIET little WHITE kids or couples, and the noise is always coming from the several African American families here at these shit apartments!!!!!!! And I am black so don't anyone accuse me of being racist or shit like that!!!!!! I just wish they could have some fucking DIGNITY and respect for all their poor QUIET WHITE neighbors who have to listen to their shit!!!!!!!

#5193 — Comments (7) — 10/12/2002 at 8:37 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
sometimes my neiebor sneaks to my window and writes his name on the glass with a pudding pop. one day i caught him and threw a 6-oz carton of Van De Campps brand rice pudding at him and hit him in his shoulder blade. that mutha fukka called the law on me and i had to pay for his laundry but i got even with him he dropped his shirt off for me to have it cleaned but i didnt take it to no cleaners place i took it into my bathroom and rubbed puu puu and pee pee all over it then I folded it up, walked over to his house and force fed it to him. he choked on it and then his momma called the law on me again and now i am at the library holding the libraran hostage while the sheriff is outside with the swat team telling me to drop it and i wont get killed but i wanted to tell my story because the public defensers office doesnt try not hard enough and i think a jury would not convict me if i tells my whole side of the story

#5189 — Comments (2) — 10/12/2002 at 2:30 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
My neighbor's have deliberately made horrible noise since I went to the landlord to make a complaint about them. I was hanging up a picture on the wall ( on a Saturday afternoon) and hammered twice to place the nail. It was the first time I used the hammer since the other walls already had nails (from previous tenant) I could use. I had heard hammering come from my neighbor's apt. since they moved in, so thought nothing of placing a nail in the wall. After I finished, my neighbor pounded his/her (white trash couple with small child lives there) fist so hard back on the wall a painting on another wall in my apt. crashed to the floor. After I contacted the landlord the neighbor left a note on my door making claims as if "I" were the problem. After this they started pounding on their walls, stomping up/down the stairs, slamming doors over & over again that rattle my entire apt., and making loud booming sounds that sound like a large explosion. I have repeatedly called the landlord regarding all this. He does nothing. They claim they are being quiet When I am home, and they are too, if I'm extremely quiet they don't make any noise, but if I flush the toilet or run the water then they know I'm home and their horrible noises begin. They know the landlord will do nothing to them, and if anything when I complained to the landlord and he called them they learned what noises upset me. When they start up I am sweaty, shaking, and very upset. I hate being in my apartment. I can't enjoy being at home. I am planning on moving ASAP, but before then I have planned a "little" noise for them. Whenever they start up, I'm going to prop a board against the wall I share with them, and turn on an engraver I checked out at the library. It sounds like a jack hammer, and rattles the whole wall. After I move out I plan to send an anonymous large package of dog shit to them from dogdoo.com labelled "You" on the inside package of dog crap.
I have lived in apartment's for over 20 years, and have never had a problem with neighbor's like this before. I have had noisy neighbor's before, but nothing personally directed at me. It has been extremely stressful.

#5181 — Comments (3) — 10/9/2002 at 1:16 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE SO MENTAL THEY DO ANYTHING IN THERE POWER TO DESTROY EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T DO WHAT THEY WANT.SHE TEACHES HER KIDS TO LIE HURT PEOPLE BOTHER THEM YELL ACROSS THE STREET. ONCE AGAIN THERE IS NO STOPPING THIS MENTAL CASE IN WINONA MINNESOTA. DON'T EVER LIVE HERE SHE WILL FIND YOU CARE TO CALL HER 5074543286

#5179 — Comments (0) — 10/8/2002 at 7:16 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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