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If The Boss Only Knew
You know how the saying goes "When the cat is away, the mice will play." Have you ever back stabbed a co-worker, peer, or EVEN your boss? Do you involve yourself in political game playing, office manuvering, or one-upsmanship games to advance your job position? Are you secretly gunning for the boss's job? Have you setup a fellow co-worker to take an embarrassing hit? Have you positioned yourself as an expert in subject matter you know absolutely nothing about? Have you thrown a fellow co-worker under the bus to secure a promotion? Have YOU been thrown under the bus?

Maybe your office place dealings are more sexual in nature.. Have you been involved in an office place fling with a co-worker behind your bosses back? Did your office place sexcapades lead you to a promotion, or ultimately get you canned? Adult Confessions is the place to share all the juicy details. Your boss will never be the wiser! ;-)
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    If the boss only knew that his wife and daughter and i have orgies all the time.... haha to him.

    #779 — Comments (2) — Dec 10, 2002 at 6:17 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I often have to join company-wide video conferences, it beats having to fly all over the place every month.
    But before we had the VC facility installed, I met one of my colleagues from another city at one of the fly-in meetings. We seemed to hit it off very well and became good friends, then email-lovers, if you can call it that.
    We would 'meet' each other whenever we joined the Company Video Conference session (about 10 people in all).
    One day she said that she got horny watching me as we talked about company business (I was alone in our local office, and so was she...) I suggested we play with ourselves under the table while we were in the meeting so that we could watch one another. She was very keen on the idea, and now we do it every time we have these conferences. I love watching her, knowing she's playing between her legs, and I especially like the look on her face and I try to visualise exactly when she comes. It isn't hard because she gets a totally distracted look on her face, then she suddenly coughs and splutters a bit, trying to cover up her orgasm. Then we go back to our offices and phone each other to discuss how it was, and what we saw. It's awesome, try it. Just keep one ear open for when the chairman asks you a question... :-)

    #833 — Comments (0) — Nov 1, 2002 at 2:32 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    An open confession to my boss:
    Just because you are an educated idiot does not make me stupid.
    Repeating the same question to me 25 times will not change my answer.
    Treat me like shit one more time, and you will be doing my job!

    #831 — Comments (1) — Sep 24, 2002 at 11:43 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    If the boss only knew what a hell hole this place is to work for.
    I have African Americans screaming discrimination when given a job they don't want to do.
    I have Jehovah's Witnesses claiming religous discrimination when they get caught not following procedures.
    All the while I have to pick up their slack & work overtime.

    #830 — Comments (0) — Sep 22, 2002 at 9:20 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My boss has always been a mean jerk.
    He would wait until I was leaving for lunch & bring me "rush" letters to be typed.
    Or he would wait until the last minute to approve time off. Often, at the last minute, he would deny it.
    I knew he had serious control issues, and a bit high strung.
    Anyway, he had been working on a big project for the district manager. We had a glitch one day when the computers went down.
    Just as they came back online. I went in & wiped out his project.
    He was so pissed! But, we blamed it on the glitch.
    He wound up getting fired, but I don't feel bad. Maybe at his next job, he won't be so mean!!

    #828 — Comments (2) — Sep 16, 2002 at 3:43 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i lost a bet with my wife. If I lost, I had to wear pantyhose to work one day. I thought, no big deal (boy, were they constricting) and met her demands. A bet's a bet. Only, she didn't believe I wore then so she checked with my secretary to make sure I wore them all day. (They both thought it was a great idea if I would wear them everyday.) I didn't know she was going to tell my secretary. Boy was I embarassed when she IM'd me asking if I was wearing my "PH" like my wife told me to. But I didn't know that was nothing. When I replied, I didn't realize someone else was there at her computer and saw the response. The other girl asked "What's 'PH' mean?" at lunch that day in front of 6 other women. When they could tell I was nervous about it, they all started guessing, and my secretary gave it away with her face when they got the right answer. God, was I embarassed. I'm 6'3" and in no way gay. It was just a bet. So you can immagine my and their reaction to fin out I wore pantyhose to work. One of them jokingly asked if she could borrow a pair because she had a run in hers. I told her that I would go buy her a new pair if she kept quiet about it. The rest of them immediately thought that blackamil was a great idea, and I ended up taking a list to the drug store for the 6 women. They told me to get some more for myself or they would tell the other guys in the office. I was humiliated when I was checking out and the cashier recognized me. Now, my secretary keeps some in her desk to keep me in line. I've had to wear them a couple of times since then and they all know when I'm wearing them and come in my office and tease me. Whenever any of them gets a run, I had to go get another pair for them. It has gotten so bad, I have started pre-ordering them and keeping them in the office so I don't have to leave. They email their list to me each month. They love it. (last month, I spent over $180 at One Hanes Place) Both having the upper hand, and not having to spend a fortune on pantyhose each month is quite a thrill for them. Geeze, I didn't know they cost so much! I've never been blackmailed before, but it won't happen again.

    #827 — Comments (16) — Sep 14, 2002 at 6:16 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My boss is always coming up to my desk and taking my mints. Does she ever offer to pay for the 1/2 box she eats? No!!
    So one day I rode my bike at lunch. I went to the bathromm and rubbed tic tacs all over my sweaty balls, and put them back in the container.
    She still takes them, but now I just secretly laff my ass off!

    #826 — Comments (1) — Aug 31, 2002 at 1:59 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My boss is a really nice guy,who cares all about his employees,but sometimes he gets a little stressed when we ask for too much.Well,two weeks ago, he gave me a big promotion,with diffrent hours and everything.the first day on the job with my promotion I went to work at 11:30am instead of 9:30.When I got to work,I sat in my office,wich I had slightly redecorated.My promotion came with a reclining chair and one ream of paper!I was so exited!I even got to pick up a cup of hazelnut coffee(my favorite)before work.I drank ,and orgonized paperwork for about two hours,when I decided that it was time to go to the ladies room.I was begining to feel pressure in my bladder.I looked at my watch.It was around 1:45.My next break wasnt until 3:30.I decided to wait and hold it.I got to 2:30 before I really had to go.I jammmed my hands into my panties and pressed my fingers agains my pussy,trying with all my might to hold in the pee.When I just couldnt hold it anymore,I looked around frantically,rubbing my thighs together.I closed the door to my office all the way,and scrambled to the plant in the corner.it was a very small tree,with light green leaves.I stood directly above the pot,with the tree almost between my legs.I lowered my panties,but didnt take them off,I knew that they would gt wet anyway.shaking,I lifted my skirt,and spread my legs wide,then I started squirting out pee,as not to get it on the floor.I started losing control,shooting long hard squirts into the flower pot.I decided to let go,letting all of the pee flood out,like a waterfall.I soon realized that it was making a lot of noise.A bunch of people at the office gathered at my door.Even the boss.When they opened the door,everyone saw everything.I was more embarrassed than I had ever been.The next day I got demoted,but I quit.I was sick of everyone teasing me.

    #825 — Comments (2) — Aug 29, 2002 at 10:20 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i was pissed at the 2 foremen in my shop, so when i took a smash after lunch, i wrote in magic marker on the side of the roll(you know those big office rolls)"i just took a jeff and wiped my julio." the guys in the locker room were crying laughing and i just sat back and enjoyed

    #823 — Comments (1) — Aug 23, 2002 at 7:42 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My boss is a beeyatch. TO get back at her and my employer, I steal hand soap, boxes of gloves, sodas from the fridge, unopened canned food from the fridge, and I throw away people's nonsense printouts from the office, like recipes and horoscopes. One time I printed a 200-page document for my wife entitled "how to suck cock" and I took it home. The fuckers here do hardly any work, come in at 8 when they're supposed to be here at 7:30, leave at 3:45 when they're supposed tbe here until 4, and take shitloads of breaks and personal days. Why can't I have a personal day? I work from 7:30 until 5:30 or 6, every day. 3/5 days I work late, until 7. I have to fucking get here at 7:30 to get a fucking parking space. Idiots next door take an hour lunch break. Girls in my office take 6-week vacations, one takes 9 weeks a year. I take 3. Where is the FUCKING justice? I go to the office fridge and take their yogurt cups and fruit and drop them down the stairwell. I steal beer and valuable food items from fridges. If you want me to stop, START PAYING ME MORE THAN $18,500 a year!! I have an M.S. from a reputable institution and I work 50-60 hours per week. If you don't want your shit stolen, pay me a decent fucking wage, assholes.

    #822 — Comments (7) — Aug 13, 2002 at 1:20 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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