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Men, don't let the ladies out-do you. They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it.
Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest.
Confess, son, that's an order.
Men, don't let the ladies out-do you. They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it.
Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest.
Confess, son, that's an order.
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— Men Only —naked? #4493 — Comments (9) — 10/22/2009 at 6:26 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —That is a paraphrased quote from a movie, but I have been thinking alot about those words lately.
I had a very bad breakup with a woman several months ago and I have come to the realization that I can't live without her. I can't. I have slid downhill since we broke up. I lost my job. I used to pride myself in that martial arts and physical fitness was all one needed. For my whole life I've refused to take any kind of drug, even aspirin. Never smoked or drank.
Now my doctor has me on Lexapro for depression, Metformin to regulate my blood sugar and a couple of other medicines. I can't sleep. I haven't set foot inside the dojo in months. I am a wreck.
A scene I saw in a movie keeps playing itself back.
This guy tries to get back with his girlfriend who does not love him at all anymore and she says, "Do you know why movies are better than real life?"
"Wh y?" He asks, "Are movies better than real life?"
"Becau se," She answers in a purry, breathy whisper, "In a movie the credits roll, the music starts and you know it's over."
She then smacks him, "Don't you get it? It's OVER! IT'S OVER!"
I know the credits rolled on our relationship long ago. I just can't accept it. #4492 — Comments (2) — 10/16/2009 at 5:23 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —Recently, I was in Europe on a camping trip. This particular camp site I was at had a unisex bathroom with the squat type toilets, there was about 6-12 inches of clearance between the bottom of the stall and the floor, so you could see everything going on in the other stall. There were several of these bathrooms located around the campground.
I visited one the first day we were there (total of a 14 day stay) and was surprised at what I saw. There were 3 stalls, I went into the middle one, and started my poo. Well, not 20 seconds into it, I heard footsteps approching, and a girl went into the stall to my left, squatted well down, which ment that i had a very good view, and began to pee. Her pee lasted about 30 seconds, then i figured she'd be done, but nope, no toilet paper yet, she just stayed squatting there. Suddenly she farted a loud, wet fart, and started pooping. She had loose mushy poop for about 15 min, then wipped and left like nothing happened.
I had just about finished my poop by that time, when I heard running footsteps and this time a girl went into the stall to my right,ripped down her pants/panties and squatted. She then farted and began having diarrhea. She must have had the runs for about 10 min. Then she reached for the toilet paper, wipped about 10 times, and stood up. I was done by then, so I also wipped and stood up, and left at the same time as her. She was about 19, blonde, and very attrative. I smiled at her and asked in English if she was ok and she replied in perfect English that she had a bit of an upset stomach but would be fine. We began hanging out together and I got to witness her as well as a bunch of other girls on the toilet a few more times . #4491 — Comments (5) — 10/9/2009 at 1:44 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —I get turned on by wearing my wifes used panties as I pull out my cock and jerk off and smelling the crotch area of another pair of her panties. #4490 — Comments (5) — 10/5/2009 at 1:28 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Men Only —I've been dating a new guy who I really like and I have a great time with him, but I was just wondering what guys prefer because he's so nice and accepting I could never be sure if he's just trying not to make me feel bad with his answers (and therefore lying).
1) I've waxed all my hair off (not my head hair, but you know what I mean). Do guys prefer that or do they prefer girls to have hair there? I just don't like to, it's annoying and I feel cleaner without it.
2) We took a shower together last time I was with him and all of a sudden when we were making out I got down on my knees and gave him a blow job. I'm not too experienced with them, he's the first guy I've actually enjoyed going down on, so I was wondering, is this hot? Also, what are some things you guys like girls to do when they go down on you? #4489 — Comments (9) — 10/3/2009 at 3:01 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —When I was 16 yrs old , I came home from school I went into the house and heard a noise coming from upstairs. I heard some moaning and went up to see what was going on. I looked into my sisters bedroom door which was not closed all the way and saw her naked on her bed.She is 18yrs old. I instantly got a hard on seeing my wish come true. She was rubbing her breasts with one hand and inserting something into to her pussy with the other. She was really getting into it and I grabbed my cock and played with myself right there. She did not know I was right there.I was sooo horny and wanted to fuck her right then.I could hear the juices everytime the dildo was moving in and out of her.I really could not see if she was clean shaven or not,but It was something i'll never forget. Has anyone else experienced this ? #4488 — Comments (5) — 9/27/2009 at 11:45 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Men Only —When i use the urinal i peek over at other guy dicks #4487 — Comments (14) — 9/23/2009 at 3:30 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Men Only —I am a pervert. I peep on women. I look in peoples windows. I look up womens dresses on the stairs. I jerkoff in the office bathroom. I surf the web for porno. I buy used womens underwear to sniff and lick while I jerk off.
I fuck whores. #4486 — Comments (4) — 9/22/2009 at 4:44 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —Twelve years ago, my ex-wife and I split up. I did not marry again, though I did have two long relationships in those 12 years. One of those relationships lasted 7 years. I am financially stable.
Yesterday, out of the blue, the ex-wife calls me. She wants to get back together. I really don't know what to do. I never really stopped loving her, have often thought about her. I like living by myself but I do miss waking up beside someone every morning. #4485 — Comments (6) — 9/22/2009 at 8:15 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —The past few nights I had a dream that my hot looking sister in law was standing over me naked a pissing all over me. Her legs were spread apart and she took her fingers and spread open her pussy and let it flow all over me. #4484 — Comments (5) — 9/21/2009 at 8:50 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)