Men Only..
Men, don't let the ladies out-do you. They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it.
Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest.
Confess, son, that's an order.
Men, don't let the ladies out-do you. They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it.
Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest.
Confess, son, that's an order.
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— Men Only —Not really a confession, but I'm sitting here at work bored stupid, so reading these confessions gets me through a couple of hours.
But I've read through the confessions on this section, now I have nothing to read, so come on guys post a few good stories. . . Please!!! #4755 — Comments (3) — 4/19/2004 at 10:29 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —Now that the youngest has graduated from college and has his own apartment, I've decided to give my wife the boot.
For 25 years, all "The Princess" has done is shop, lunch with friends, and get her hair and nails done. She's had au pairs to raise the kids, a housekeeper to cook and clean, a landscaper for the yard, and me to pay for everything. Why? These mysterious ailments that keep her from lifting a finger unless its something she wants to do like go to the theater or a show for her yappy dogs (3 with a combined weight of 18 lbs if soaking wet and wearing their rhinestone collars).
She's had her own suite of rooms in the house for the past 10 years because she can't sleep with anyone else. Dr. Feelgood recommended it. So king sized bed, big screen tv, jacuzzi bath, and a private balcony all paid for by me.
Did I mention I'm lucky to have sex with her once a month (usually two days after her period when she's horny).
The question is, how do I get rid of her without losing my shirt. any suggestions other than murder? #4734 — Comments (19) — 4/14/2004 at 12:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —a girl that turned out to be a guy? #4730 — Comments (1) — 4/13/2004 at 2:40 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —I really enjoy the gay stories that get posted here. Can the post - er make them a bit shorter? Otherwise, keep 'em cumming. ; ) #4723 — Comments (2) — 4/4/2004 at 2:05 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —If I wash my dick, will you suck it?
If you said no,
you're a dirty cock sucker!! #4719 — Comments (1) — 4/4/2004 at 12:44 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —Does anybody know of any truly free gay sites? Preferably Bear/muscle bears. #4710 — Comments (3) — 3/27/2004 at 1:28 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —I got a run in my brand new thigh highs today...damn it sux when you waste your money #4685 — Comments (0) — 3/22/2004 at 4:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —What was your first gay time like? #4679 — Comments (19) — 3/21/2004 at 11:57 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —If you woke up in the middle of a field, vaseline on your ass, and your asshole sore, would you tell anyone?
If you answered "No", would you like to go camping? #4593 — Comments (16) — 3/16/2004 at 9:30 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —Has anyone ever fainted while they were jacking off? #4709 — Comments (3) — 3/9/2004 at 8:56 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)