Men Only..
Men, don't let the ladies out-do you. They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it.
Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest.
Confess, son, that's an order.
Men, don't let the ladies out-do you. They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it.
Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest.
Confess, son, that's an order.
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— Men Only —I want to fuck my sister in law. Her husband is long gone and I know she has not been fucked like she should. I would love to eatand lick her pussy and fuck her. I know she would like it too,but afraid of her sister. I'm thinking of asking my wife. Would you? #4483 — Comments (5) — 9/20/2009 at 1:38 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1) -
— Men Only —put baby powder between their legs after showering? #4482 — Comments (6) — 9/12/2009 at 8:45 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —I'm tired of being single. I've been tired of it for a very, very long time. I'm 20, but don't go on about "oh you haven't experienced anything yet, just wait ", I know. However, I figured that, whether or not it lasted, I'd have fallen in love at least once by now. I've had sex, I've done plenty with girls. I've never had a real connection with any. My longest relationship was a month. It's not that I can't commit, I actually WANT to be in a long term relationship.
I hate waiting for "when I least expect it". I'm tired of just "being myself" hoping some random girl will be attracted to me and make a move. I always have to make a move, and it always ends badly. Rarely ever gets past the first or second date. I don't get it. I know you don't know me, or whether or not I'm being genuine about my innocence in the matter, but try to believe me when I tell you I'm a good person. I am a genuinely good person, with enough charming to fit in anywhere with that nerd undercoat that keeps conversations going. The dates go fantastically, by the way. Except for the never returning my calls or "yeah I'm busy that day. that day too. yep that day" phone conversations when trying to set up a next date.
TLDR; Single guy confesses to random website he google'd soul's laments. #4481 — Comments (5) — 9/4/2009 at 12:11 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —when you go down on your girl, what is it that she likes best/what is your best "move"? #4480 — Comments (9) — 9/2/2009 at 11:43 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —I am veryyy insecure about my body...ive been told i have a very attractive face but i am just somewhat skinny and wish i could put on more muscle to look even better....i never take my shirt off and i dont wear beaters in front of other people....its just so frustrating bc im almost 20 and wish i could have more of an adult body! #4479 — Comments (10) — 8/27/2009 at 1:44 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —January 1st I moved out on what I have learned is the best thing that has ever happened to me. The woman I moved out on is truly the love of my life. I have made a truly grave mistake in leaving her. Sadly, she won't have me back now. #4478 — Comments (4) — 8/13/2009 at 5:49 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —Saturday night me and two buddys were driving around in his truck, on the way home we picked up a stranger thumbing a ride. I was the smallest so he sat by the door and I sat on his lap. He needed a ride about 10 miles, and almost as soon as we got going I felt something getting hard under me. I knew he was getting a hard on, and it was embarrassing, but at the same time I kinda liked the feeling, and it was dark in the truck. So I very slowly started moving my hips back and forth and slightly twisting around on him. Then he said pull in that driveway on the left, I live there, I got out to let him out, he thanked us for the lift, and before I got back in he said, you've got to come over and we can finish this. #4477 — Comments (4) — 8/8/2009 at 9:10 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —I'm not sure that you are the right for me nor if I'm right for you. Do you honestly think that we are right for each other? Think about it before you answer.
I really did at some point. I really wanted it to work. And I put so much effort into it; I really thought I did fairly well for my first try. I can say that those few weeks were some of the best times for me, because I had someone I could truly care about. And even though you shuddered every time I said it, I did in some small way begin to love and adore you.
But then you constantly tore my heart out. Everything seemed to be my fault; everything bad was blamed on me. And for what? because you had such terrible doubts about your past suitors? Was it because I might have been the first nice guy to come along your way, because I actually enjoyed your company and did not want you for sex?
And yet when I think back on it, I always wonder what I could have done in those tense situations, what if I hadn't made that comment that night? What if I hadn't gotten angry? What if I hadn't acted so harshly later? Would that have changed anything? Would I still be with you to this day? Would I still be happy?
Or would you have pushed me even further away? Would you have blamed me more on anything and everything? Would you have made me even more miserable?
I DON'T KNOW #4476 — Comments (3) — 8/8/2009 at 1:48 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —Sometimes when I'm driving home from work and its really late, like midnight or later, I like to jack off while I drive #4475 — Comments (4) — 8/3/2009 at 12:30 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (2) -
— Men Only —Is it gay if you suck your own dick? That's assuming you can. But really, is it gay if you suck your own dick. I mean, hey, you jerk yourself off, right? You are performing a sex act on yourself when you spank your own meat, so why is it thought that it's gay if you could suck your own dick? I'm not putting someone else's dick in my mouth and I'd rather have a woman do it. #4474 — Comments (18) — 7/29/2009 at 9:53 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (1)