Men Only..
Men, don't let the ladies out-do you. They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it.
Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest.
Confess, son, that's an order.
Men, don't let the ladies out-do you. They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it.
Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest.
Confess, son, that's an order.
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— Men Only —The pastor's petite wife at church has perfect huge tits. They must be at least 40E. She sometimes wears a white blouse and her large dark nipples ride high and in front...not saggy. She doesn't try to hide them at all. I think she likes the attention. One day God will strike me blind or dead for having this boner in church. #4473 — Comments (11) — 6/24/2009 at 9:02 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —My head is still fuzzy today. Last night at a christmas eve party, most drinking and eating I started down the basement steps and heard I want her lips wrapped around me on this table. So I said who's lips? It got very quiet. I smiled boldly and with a little wine in me said OK, show it, here's my lips.
All 3 of the guys, in their 40s and looking very healthy & physical smiled back at me. I'm 27, single & very fit also.
So like a bad girl I went to the end of the pool table, dimmed the lights a little, pushed him up aganist the table, undid his pants while his eyes almost jumped out.
I knelt and slowly & psssionatly made love sucking him in front of his 2 friends. They came close to watch and offered their guy comments about me looking like a blowfish
hot lips and on and on. I was enjoying it more than they could imagine. As he growned and shot his sperm into my mouth they cheered and came even closer to hear the swallow. It was only fair that each had their turn. 3 damn good looking single men all teasing, commenting and directing me for their satisfaction. I felt I was swimming in sperm their pent up energy. Oh what a night.
As we joined the others up stairs a while later each came to me with great offers of dinners and more. Hmmmmmm they all left with my number and I came home so excited you know what I did several times before sleep #4472 — Comments (4) — 6/23/2009 at 1:42 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —I'm straight & don't care if after this anyone thinks otherwise. But to the other 100% straight guys, i dare you to go to collegedudes247 and preview a movie of some guys together. Something about it just makes me so horny. Do it & report back on what you thought. #4471 — Comments (9) — 6/20/2009 at 12:36 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Men Only —Has any guy ever jacked off with a watermelon or banana?
I used a banana peel once by cutting one end & squeezing out the banana leaving the skin in tact. i was just wondering if anyone has every cut a hole in a watermelon & used it. #4470 — Comments (1) — 6/20/2009 at 12:34 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —Here's my latest. I've been dating this bitch for over 2 months and she's trying to get serious. Problem is, I hate her bratty kid and the bitch is starting to turn down some of my pervert sex requests (they never turn you down early in the relationship). Anyway, time for this one to go. She's off work on Xmas eve so I told her to be dressed up and ready at noon. I'll send a Towncar to pick her up and drive her to a high end jewelry store. The driver will give her a note to meet me inside at 1:00 (she'll be early, it's a short drive). At 1:05, the clerk gives her a card from me - inside it says "You didn't really think I'd marry a dumb bitch like you did you? Now fuck off." Of course the Towncar will be long gone and she'll be stranded at the store! Merry Christmas you ho ho ho! #4469 — Comments (8) — 6/19/2009 at 1:31 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)
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— Men Only —ok i have this friend who i've been hanging out with more the past few weeks & we get along better than any other friends i've had & we both joke around with gay comments like people do. he's a big fan of hugging too, he hugs everyone & even me whenever he leaves. well the other night after hanging for a while at a female friends house he was laying on the bed on his stomach when i came back in the room from the kitchen & i just crawled over & laid on top of him not thinking twice about anything. well i can't lay on my stomach long so i got up & sat back with one leg stretched out & the other bent. without a sound he just got up & sat back between my legs & just sat there. well next thing i know i'm getting hard & i think he noticed too because he kinda looked back my way & then sat up. well time passed & we moved into the living room to play video games (all 3 of us) & he was beating me so i back-handed him in the side & he jumped cuz he's ticklish. so then i started tickling his side & then found out he's real ticklish on his feet so i got on top of him to hold him down while my other friend tickled is feet & got hard again. other things happened throughout the night like he & my female friend were talking about which had a better butt so i felt/squeezed them both & then i was laying on the couch & he spanked me. both of us decided to leave & we walked outside & he moved in for a hug & just kinda held the hug for a while & i started getting hard again.
my question is: what is going on? i'm not attracted to guys, like i don't want to have a boyfriend or anything like that cuz i'm into girls. but i've never been with a girl sexually so is the closeness/touching just a turn-on? i mean i jack off plenty but that's it. but also when i dance with girls like the full on grinding where my crotch is all being touched i'm turned on, but not hard. maybe i'm just horny. i dunno. any suggestions? #4468 — Comments (4) — 6/16/2009 at 12:02 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Men Only —Anyone have any stories of having action in the shower? Solo, girls, other guys? #4467 — Comments (3) — 6/6/2009 at 11:12 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Men Only —squat to piss, I mean with a dick you just step behind a tree, an old building, what ever and piss. But today I was at a farm sale, there was about 5 inches of snow on the ground and it was cold. I went behind an old shed to piss and there was a younger guy squatting in the snow, at first I thought he was taking a crap. After he left I went back and no crap, just a piss slot between his boot tracks. I can undersatnd a woman has to do that, but why would a guy. #4466 — Comments (5) — 6/2/2009 at 10:44 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)
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— Men Only —how do you beat your meat? tips and ideas are welcome #4465 — Comments (12) — 5/30/2009 at 2:15 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Men Only —almost everynight i sneak away from my wife and kids and blow myself...an earlier accident left me with only my top 3 ribs so that makes sucking my own dick very easy. i enjoy bouncing up and down as my 7 inch cock smashes against the back of my throat and the taste of the warm cum dripping everywhere....then i go to the bedroom and my wife blows me..she has no idea about my self sucking tho...should i tell her and maybe let her masturbate while i suck my own dick..any sggestions?? #4464 — Comments (6) — 5/28/2009 at 1:58 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)