My Family..

Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I masturbate in front of my 12 year old stepdaughter. I let her see me. I love to make myself cum with her watching. The best is when its her bath time. I lock the door pull down my pants and stroke it right in front of her. I love to cum on her face. I made her rub it for me the last time. I told her to rub it faster and point it at her mouth. I told her to open her mouth. She is such a good girl. She does what I say and just smiles and giggles.
    #10765 — Comments (6) — 1/10/2012 at 1:39 AM — That's Juicy! (17) — That's Lame. (30)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    all this started about a year ago when my wife decided I needed to leave. After 27 years she decided she needed some time to find herself. She got everything in the settlement. So I figured I would not hear from her or my kids again. I was wrong two weeks ago my daughter showed up at my house, at first I was happy to see her till I found out why she came. Her mother send her because the bitch wanted me to pay the taxes on HER house and the worst part was my daughter agreed with her. That's when I got mad and decided to get revenge on them. I thought about it and figured the best way was to humiliate her daughter who to her mother who loved her more that anything. my daughter is very pretty but also very shy. So I went to the bathroom stripped naked stroked it till it was hard and went back to the living room. Her face went white when she saw me walking towards her. I whispered in her ear how she could pay me and what I was going to do to her. I was not really going to do anything, but then she slapped me and I really lost it. I grabbed her slapped her a few times and ripped her clothes off, then when she was naked I threw her on the floor and kept slapping her told her to open her mouth then I shoved it in. Then she tried to bite it so I spread her legs thrust in as far as it would go and thrust harder till I came in her. S he was still cussing me so I turned her over stuck it her ass and came in it. By now she had stopped cussing and she looked like she was in shock, tears were running down her face so I got my camera took some photos gave her a check and told her to tell her mother what I did to her but if her mother told any one I'd put her photos on the internet with closeups of her face and my cum between her legs. As I said earlier its be two weeks the check cleared and I've heard nothing from them or the police. I have be thing about what I did and if the police come I am scum and deserve whatever I GET.
    #10741 — Comments (4) — 12/31/2011 at 7:37 PM — That's Juicy! (20) — That's Lame. (15)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    last week my mom went out with some of her women friends to a party, Dad was working away and could not go. My mom hardly ever drinks so I was surprised when her friend's brought her back home and she was so drunk 2 of them had to support her when they brought her into the house. They thought it very funny and then her 2 friends said to me that they would put her to bed. They came down and told me to check on her from time to time to see she was OK. After they had gone I went upstairs and mom was lying on her back and I could see one of her breasts as the duvet had slipped down. I went to cover her up but seeing her breast exposed like that started to make my cock hard. I am 16 and mom is 39 and I had never seen a real naked woman, only photos on my computor. I pulled the duvet down some more scared she would wake up but she was too drunk to realise what I was doing. I could now see both her breasts and I couldn't help touching them, they felt so soft. My cock was hard and stiff now so I took it out and stroked it as I looked at mom. Then I pulled the duvet all the way off her and she was naked, just looking at her was nearly making me cum. I gently pulled her legs apart and there was the first pussy I had ever seen for real. She had trimmed her pussy hair and I could see her pussy lips and I just had to touch her pussy. She moaned a little and shuffled about and I was scared she would wake up and see what I was doing but she just settled again. I couldn't help myself I had to get a close look at her pussy so I pulled the lips apart and just started to gently rub her pussy, mom just moaned a bit and her pussy felt slippery. I was so turned on now that I undressed and got between her legs and slipped my cock in her pussy, it went in so easily, I was so horny that after one push I ejaculated inside her her pussy.
    I did get scared then at what I had done so I got a towel and wiped her pussy but my cum must have been well inside her as nothing to wipe up. So I covered her up and went to my bed. I could not sleep just thinking I had lost my virginity with my own mother. I did creep back in her room a bit later and pulled down the duvet to look at her body again, I was hard again as I looked I moved her to open her legs again but she started to mutter something and I thought she was going to wake up so I quickly pulled up the duvet and went out.
    I must have fallen asleep then and it was morning when I woke. I kept thinking of what I had done and wondered if mom would know. I peeked in her room again and she was tossing about so I shut the door and went downstairs.
    She came downstairs about an hour later saying she felt so ill and asked me what she was like when she came home. I just said her friends had to put her to bed. She said she would go and have a hot bath to try and feel better. I was wondering would she know there was semen in her pussy and if she did wonder who had fucked her.
    Anyway nothing was ever said and I am still wondering if she realises she had been fucked and wondering who it was. I keep thinking about it and every time I do my cock gets so hard that I have to masturbate and think about how mom's pussy felt. I just wish I had not cums so quickly but I don't feel guilty, just wish I could fuck her again.
    #10714 — Comments (0) — 12/26/2011 at 8:48 AM — That's Juicy! (24) — That's Lame. (6)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I am a closet opiate addict. I never even smoked marijuana in my life. I was introduced to opiates by my Mother. She buys them for me has me find them for her. She is only nice to me when I find her pills.
    I am a 27 year old mommy to 3 beautiful babies ages 5, 3 and 5 months. My mother tries to make me give her my rent money my babies birthday money and any money to her to buy pills. She stole 700.00 from me in September. I am a single mom and work 50 hour weeks.
    I am now addicted to stupid pills and can't escape the cycle of my mother. When I tell her no to money she will be a complete bitch to me. I feel so much better getting this out.... Oh and my dad has no idea the stuff she does for pills.
    #10711 — Comments (2) — 12/24/2011 at 5:36 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (2)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    "Daddy's Dirty Little Cocksucking Whore"

    Four years ago, when I was 13, my Mom and Dad came home drunk after celebrating their anniversary with a night out of dining, drinking and dancing. When they went to bed, they started having sex and I heard them. I was a virgin then (except for fingering my pussy) and I was curious (VERY curious!) as to what sex looked like. I crept down the dark hallway and quietly opened their door, and there my parents were in all their drunken glory :

    NAKED and FUCKING !

    At first, is was with Mom on top until she had an orgasm (I may have been a virgin but I knew what an orgasm was!). Then, after she sucked on his cock (God, it was BIG!) for a few minutes (I wished that it was me sucking him!), they switched to doggy-style and Dad fucked Mom good and hard until she had another couple of orgasms. Mom sucked his cock some more (which made Daddy groan with pleasure - I wished I could make him groan like THAT!), then she got on her back, spread her legs and bent her knees. My Mother's pussy was really hairy! I was busily fingering my almost hairless pussy and wishing mine was as hairy as hers (it wasn't then, but it sure IS now - even more so).

    Then my Dad got between her legs and put his big, hard cock into Mom's hairy, wet cunt and started slowly fucking her. At first Mom was moving around alot and making all kinds of lewd remarks. I never knew that my Mother had such a potty-mouth! But as Dad kept fucking her, she got quieter and moved around less and less. Daddy kept fucking her slower and slower. Then the sound of Mom soft snoring filled the room and Daddy gave up (unsatisfied) and got off her. I could tell that he was disappointed because, after all that sex, he hadn't cum yet. He stretched out on his back and slowly stroked his still-hard cock a few times. Then, he put one arm up over his head and soon, he too started softly snoring.

    My poor Daddy! All that SEX and no orgasm!

    I stayed there, peeking through their door, with my panties around my ankles, fingering myself and decided that I wanted a closer look at my Father's "manhood". I stepped out of my panties and eased through the door and sidled up to Dad's side of the bed and stared at his cock. I couldn't take my eyes off it. Daddy's cock was BIG, it was still HARD, and it was BEAUTIFUL !

    I gingerly reached out and lightly touched it with my fingertips. It was warm and still a little wet with Mom's juices. With my little heart beating a thousand miles an hour, I actually found the courage to wrap my fingers around it and held it for a few moments. I had decided that "enough was enough" and it was time for me to get out of my parent's bedroom and go back to bed and finger-fuck myself into orgasmic oblivion.

    I leaned over and gave Daddy's swollen cockhead a goodnight kiss. I was overwhelmed by the taste and the erotic aroma of their sexual juices. So much so, that I began french-kissing Daddy's cock. When I ran my tongue around the head of his cock, my Father gave out with a very quiet, groan. The same kind of sexual groan he made when Mom was sucking his cock. Wow!

    Daddy really, really needed his sexual release, so I started sucking his cock like I saw Mom had done. I took my Father's swollen sex organ in my mouth like I saw Mom do and started bobbing my head like she had.

    I was doing it! I was sucking a man's cock! And not just ANY man's cock! I was sucking my DADDY'S cock !!!

    After a few minutes of slowly (and quietly) sucking Dad's cock, the sights and sounds I had witnessed earlier came back whirling through my sex-addled brain. I moved my ass around so that it was up near the head of the bed and that gave me a much better cocksucking angle than from the side, and I started sucking Daddy harder and faster (I was finger-fucking myself harder and faster too)! The over-powering sexual aroma and the slurping and sucking noises I was making was so intense it made me cum!

    I heard my father silently moaning and groaning like he had with Mom earlier. I was on a mission! I must make my Father cum! I must suck Daddy off!

    I started taking my Father as deep as I could, and then even deeper. I stopped fingering my cunt and used that hand to angle my Dad's cock into my sucking mouth and used the other to cup and massage his sperm-swollen balls. He was groaning a little louder now!

    I was so busy giving my Father a blowjob that at first I didn't notice my pussy was being rubbed. But when a finger MUCH bigger than my own entered my "private parts", believe me, I noticed!

    I pulled my mouth off of my Father's cock and turned to see if my Dad was still asleep. He was, but the hand that was over his head when he fell asleep had fallen and now was up the back of my short nightie and between my legs! My own Father was finger-fucking me in his sleep!

    After enjoying the sensations for a few moments, and assuring myself that my Dad was still actually asleep, I went back to finish the job (blowjob) at hand.

    Daddy was moaning and groaning louder now (I was almost afraid that it was loud enough to wake up Mom!) and I was sucking his cock faster and deeper. Then, I tried to take all of my Dad's cock into my mouth. When I did, I felt his other hand come to rest on the back of my head. I stopped moving. My Father must have woken up!

    But he hadn't. It was, as I've since learned with a LOT of experience, just a reflex action.

    After a few seconds nothing further happened, so I went back to completing my mission with zeal!

    I had only gotten another 10 or 12 good deep sucks in, when my Father's hand pushed my head all the way down on his cock so that my nose was buried in the thick bush of his pubic hair and the head of his cock had been forced all the way to the back of my mouth and down my throat!. His pelvis started thrusting furiously as he rapidly bucked his hips and fucked my lips!

    I ran out of air and I couldn't breathe, but I was loving it !

    Daddy's other hand really finger-fucking my tight little cunt harder now using the same rhythm as his pelvic thrusts into my mouth. Having all that happen at once gave my the biggest orgasm I'd ever had! I was quietly (as quietly as I could) screaming and I was ever so thankful that Dad's pounding cock muffled my orgasmic vocalizations!

    And then, my Father started CUMMING too !!!

    I was overwhelmed by all it!

    It was so very warm. It tasted so very good! And there was so very, very MUCH of it !!!

    My Father was cumming in my mouth and down my throat. I was out of air, I was choking, and I desparately needed to catch my breath, but Daddy was still cumming! I had to make a quick choice!

    Swallow or breathe? Breathe or swallow?

    Daddy's balls were vibrating in my hand, his cock was throbbing in my mouth, and his incestuous seed was pulsing into my too-full mouth and down my throat!

    Breathe or swallow! Swallow or breathe?

    My oxygen-starved brain somehow knew that a girl only gets one chance to give her very first blowjob and what the right thing to do was... So my decision was instinctively an easy one :

    Swallow NOW, breathe LATER !!!

    So, swallow I did.

    And swallow... and swallow... and swallow.

    And then, finally, he was done and so was I

    As I knelt there with my Dad's cock in my mouth and trying to breathe through my nose, I was the happiest little girl in the whole wide world !!!

    I had made my own Father cum and he had made me cum !!!

    Then my Dad made the most wonderful sound I'd ever heard.

    He sighed.

    It was kind of a long, low sigh. A sigh of absolute and complete satisfaction. A post-orgasmic sigh, if you will.

    Then Daddy's one hand relaxed and slipped off my head so I was finally able to take his cock out of my mouth and breathe better. My Father's other hand went limp and his finger started to slip out of my thoroughly finger-fucked pussy. I squeezed my cunt muscles as hard as I could just so I could keep it in there for just a little while longer, but gravity eventually won out over my untrained flesh.

    As I stood up and started tip-toeing towards the door, I thought I heard my Father mutter something under his breath. I picked up my panties, and then curious, I stepped back over to my Dad's side of the bed.

    When he didn't say anything further, I leaned over and asked him, "What did you say?"

    And then, in a barely discernable whisper, as he fell fully asleep, I heard my Father utter those thrilling words that I will ALWAYS remember.

    "You're my Dirty Little Cocksucking Whore, aren't you?"

    As I skipped out the door, I thought to myself, "Yes, Daddy! Yes, I really AM your Dirty Little Cocksucking Whore!!!"

    ( And I still am, and always WILL be, Daddy's Dirty Little Cocksucking Whore, too !!! )

    -- Daddy's Dirty Little Cocksucking Whore !
    Posted on Saturday, December 24th, 2011
    #10710 — Comments (3) — 12/24/2011 at 1:15 PM — That's Juicy! (23) — That's Lame. (6)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I have had this fantasy of being jerked off or sucked off in my sleep. I masturbate to it all the time. Well last night it came true. My niece who is 15, was babysitting my daughter. I was out with the guys. I got in later then I expected, so my niece just stayed over for the night. I crashed pretty hard but was woken a short while later by my niece in my room. She was rubbing my cock through my underwear. I pretended not to notice but asked her if she was alright. She said she was fine, but was having trouble sleeping. (Its my new place and its the first time she is staying at my place since my divorse). I told her to make herself at home. Watch tv or whatever she wanted. She asked if she could sleep in my bed with me. I told her that was fine. She climbed in as I was getting out. I told her I had a headache and I was going to take some pills that would knock me out completey. (Not really, but I wanted to know where this might go). She stared directly at the front of my underwear, which was doing nothing to hide my erection. I made some noise in the bathroom and came back. I told her that if she needed anything, ask now cause I have about 15 min before I'm out like a brick, and that she wouldn't be able to wake me once I crashed. She said nope. I layed down and pretended to fall asleepp. About 20 min later she called my name. Then she called it louder. I wasn't answering. Then she shook me. I didn't move. So she pulled the covers back and pulled my underwear down. My cock sprang up. She giggled a little and started to touch and play with it. She was stroking it and playing with my balls. Then she started sucking on it. She was doing a fantastic job. Her one hand was still stroking while she sucked and her other hand was playing with my balls. She even tickled my asshole a little. I was in heaven. This sexy blonde 15 year old girl was sucking my cock like a pro. I could feel that I was going to cum soon, but I didn't change my breathing or anything. I just let it go. I came in her mouth while she was still sucking. I know it caught her off gaurd, because she stopped for a second or two. Then continued. When I stopped pumping cum in her mouth, she swallowed hard. She shuddered, poor thing. Then she was moving about the bed for a bit. She then took my hand and touched it to her now naked little pussy. She used my hand and masturbated with it until she came. My cock was hard after that. She then put my hand on my cock like I was jerking off. She giggled and started moving my hand up and down. She stopped, I didn't move. She wiggled on the bed for a second then I saw a flash go off. She had taken a picture of me holding my hard cock with her phone! I didn't know what to do. Then she started moving my hand up and down again. I figured this could be fun too, so I started jerking off (in my sleep). I heard her whisper "YES!". I could hear her rubbing herself as I did the same. It took me a while to cum again, but when I did, I aimed my cock towards her a little and when it shot out it landed on her. Then she whispered "Oh Shit!" And giggled. I rolled over and eventually fell asleep for real. The next morning, when I got up, she was already downstairs feeding my daughter. I took her home after breakfast. She said she would love to stay over again some time. I said sure! This may sound like bs to some people, but I swear to you, this is exactly how it happened. Only thing is I'm torn. I loved it and want to do it again, but she is only 15 and I know its wrong. I am also concerned about the picture she took. If it was close and didn't show my face, I'm ok with it. If it shows my face it could come back to bite me in the ass!
    #10699 — Comments (2) — 12/21/2011 at 3:30 PM — That's Juicy! (17) — That's Lame. (4)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    My grandma was recently put into a nursing home and my mom asked if i would go over grams house and pack some things up. when i got there the front door was already unlocked. apparently my cousin was using it as a party house for her and her boyfriend. i came into the living room and found her naked passed out on the floor. i tried for several minutes to try and wake her but there was no luck. i kept grazing her c-cupped titties on accident but it started to get excited my body began to shake with adrenaline. so i cupped her breast my heart was pounding as i worked my hands all over her body. after a few minutes of foundling i said fuck it and went for it pulled her knees up and started fucking her hard i thought i was going to wake her but i started busting a nut inside her before that could happen. i wiped her off but it kept dripping out of her so i figured i would just put her in the tub and rinse it out. as soon as i sat her in the water she shot awake still supper fucked up from whatever she had been on. but she rapped her arms around me shaking i embraced her she begged me not to tell on her. then she looked at me for a second leaned in and started making out with me i ended up having sex with her again but this time she was conscious and the sex was great. i think she figured if we fucked i wouldn't tell know i'm thinking of bribing her to do it more often
    #10661 — Comments (0) — 12/10/2011 at 1:36 AM — That's Juicy! (7) — That's Lame. (3)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    So for a few years now i've been wanting to have sex with my aunt so badly! She is 38 and i'm 17. Whenever she come around or we go to hers, basically any time we meet I always check her out, and she has noticed a few times! She has an amazing body, especially for her age! Big tits, nice ass, curvy. All the right trimmings. I always go in for extra long hugs.
    She doesn't have a boyfriend or anything, and hasn't for a while (amazingly). I've stayed round hers a few times and whenever I sleep I always just sleep in my boxers, don't really wear PJ's. So she comes into wake me up one morning, and she is only wearing her bra, panties and a dressing gown which wasn't fully closed. I got so hard cus I could see her almost naked! She noticed that I did as well, she didn't say anything at first. Then after I got out of the shower, she asked me if I was in any kind of relationship, I said no (which is the truth) and she then brings up that she has noticed me checking her out on a number of occasions and that she saw what happened when she woke me up. I was embarrassed cus I didn't no how or what she was going to do next. She then put her arm on my shoulder and said she understands and kissed me. I was in a state of shock! She then pushed me onto the bed and we had sex for what seemed like hours. I was in heaven! Finally, my dream come true! I've been staying at my aunts house more and more and we always have sex. Its the best thing thats ever happened to me. I really feel like telling her that I am in love with her and want a relationship, but part of me thinks she will say we could never. But I have strong feelings.

    Is that wrong?
    #10632 — Comments (3) — 12/4/2011 at 12:44 AM — That's Juicy! (9) — That's Lame. (12)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I saw my step daughter sucking a guys dick. I saw everything. At first I wanted to break it up but I stopped and watched. She was on her knees with her bare ass in the air. I could see everything. I fell into mixed emotions , I wanted to stop it, and was angery but I also found it exciting. He was sitting on the loveseat then he stood and I saw her suck him like some kind of porn star. He fucked her mouth and then he got off and I could tell she was swallowing it and she opened her mouth and he shot more into her. I know I am not her real mom so maybe this isnt so bad, but I found myself wet looking at his dick and her everything.
    #10625 — Comments (0) — 12/3/2011 at 8:53 PM — That's Juicy! (9) — That's Lame. (5)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I have a step dad who I know looks at me, and I know he checks out my ass and my body. I acually like it. It is like a big complemant in a way. He has never touched me or anything, but I do fantasize what it would be like. I don't know if this is normal and I don't care really. Normal is boring anyway.
    Mybe you older guys can help me out. How many of you think about your daughter of step daughter sexually?
    #10624 — Comments (5) — 12/3/2011 at 8:42 PM — That's Juicy! (28) — That's Lame. (2)