My Family..
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.
This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.
This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
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— My Family —because she sits her panty cladded ass on my face and jacks me off every day. #3180 — Comments (3) — 8/9/2009 at 8:08 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (1) -
— My Family —worn a pair of my sister's panties that she wore to school every school day from 9th grade through her senior year except for when she was on her period. Now she is away at college, I have no panties to wear. #3179 — Comments (5) — 8/8/2009 at 1:46 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)
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— My Family —this goes beyound mere sibling squables. i hate her and would happily dance on her grave, for years she has been fat and ugly and now she has lost a bit of weight she goes out clubbing (with my mums money "muuuum can i have £40 to go out clubbing and get wasted so i can strut aroun like a prostitute offering it around?") she has her own tv in her room yet goes downstairs to watch and will sit there making obnoxious comments on everything to diliberatly wind me up. and my mum has a the guts to call me jealous of that fat slut who left education for a shit end job with shit pay and live just leeching off mum and dad, everyone sees how she walks all over my mum but mum herself!!!! she makes me sick and i have only just scratched the surface of how bad she is, i hav actually considered killing myself and blaming it on her, maybe then my mum will realise how unhappy my so called sster makes me! #3178 — Comments (2) — 8/7/2009 at 4:15 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (1)
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— My Family —We were about 15 at the time and my cousin was staying over as her parents were out of town.
We were playing on the games console (a racing game) and she had beaten me a couple of times. She ridiculed me for being so rubbish at a boys game and I had let the males down. Fairly irritated I asked her if she was so confident would she put a wager on the race say £20. She laughed at me and said she was so confident she would beat me again she would run round the room naked with her panties on her head if she didn't. Long story short she lost and did the forfeit.
The next race I got a bit ahead of myself and said I was that confident I would run down our street naked with her bra on my head. Long story shortened again she ran me off the road so I crashed and lost the race by a few laps so she said I had to do an extra run for each lap (2). Yep quite a lot of people saw me that night. Not good. #3177 — Comments (1) — 8/3/2009 at 3:40 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (1) -
— My Family —My Cousin Dan.....Is a big fat useless blob, who lives off his mom and blames everything bad in his life on others. He is morbidly obese and no he does not have a slow metabolism or a thyroid problem (he eats too much and he's too lazy to move).
He's 40 years old and stinks (for which he blames a rotting prostrate)....probably too much info!!!
He lives in shit because he bullies his mommy whenever she tries to make her house nice, this is because he's waiting for her to die and he dosen't want any of his inheritance to be spent.
Any suggestions or advice of what Dan the man could do with the rest of his insignificant sad little life???.
The more the creative the response the better #3176 — Comments (5) — 8/1/2009 at 12:51 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1) -
— My Family —My stepdad drinks a beer every night with dinner. I crush 2 pills of Melatonin and dissolve it in the beer. That way he stays asleep all night. I don't do it for me. I do it for my brothers. So that my brothers can sneak in and out without getting caught. Now I don't like my stepdad, but he's not a bad guy. In fact he probably would have been a good dad. But he's not our dad, and since we are not his children, he doesn't care as much as he does for his own children. He already hates my brothers because they are smartasses and do enough to get in trouble. If he knew what my brothers were doing he would kick them out and call the cops. My mom would take us and leave him. I feel terrible about it, but my mom is happy, my little brother is happy, and we live in a 5 bedroom house. I don't want that to change. This way we can all keep doing what we're doing and it doesn't have to. #3175 — Comments (19) — 7/28/2009 at 2:15 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— My Family —I'm a sex slave for my wife, her sister and there mother. I have to do what ever they want when they come over. I love it. #3174 — Comments (9) — 7/27/2009 at 10:25 PM — That's Juicy! (4) — That's Lame. (1)
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— My Family —My mother in law has been staying with my wife and I for a few days. One day I came home and caught her in our room looking at our sex toys that my wife and I had. She had a strap on in her hand and asked if it is used on me and I said yes. She told me that she would love to fuck a man in the ass. I got naked and told her to go for it and we have been haveing sex everyday. #3173 — Comments (7) — 7/19/2009 at 9:56 AM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (1)
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— My Family —Ok I'm going to go ahead and do this because it's not like anything can happen out of it.
I was sexually abused by my father when I was 12-13.
I'm 18 now, and recently stopped denying it.
My boyfriend knows, and he is trying to get me to go to counseling but I refuse because I don't want my family to know because it would destroy them. Firstly, his parents will blame themselves for raising a monster and second, my mother will blame herself for marrying him in the first place, and then divorcing him.
I am pretty certain my father has repressed any memories of it ever happening. Yes, I still see him (my parents are divorced) because as far as he and others are concerned, there is no reason not to.
He still hugs me, and I have to force myself not to shudder every time he touches me.
I work for him, and the other day a man came into the shop and my dad says to me quietly, "I'm pretty sure this guy is a total pedophile."
See what I mean about the repression?
Lucky for him, he seems to have forgotten about it, or buried it so deep he never has to think about it.
But me, I'm stuck reliving it almost every day.
My memory from around the age it happened is very foggy. I have changed a lot since and I try to think of my life as "before" and "after" but it is very hard to remember.
I have since found myself attracted to older men, not necessarily in a sexual way, but more of a "please look after me and don't hurt me way"
Whether I tell my secret to more people in future, I don't know, but one thing I do know it that there is no way in hell my father will have anything to do with my children, or be at my wedding to walk me down the aisle.
He gave up that privilege when he decided that it was ok do those things to a girl who hadn't even really hit puberty yet, because he had no-one else to do it to.
People like this don't deserve to have children. #3172 — Comments (8) — 7/18/2009 at 8:15 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— My Family —I was invited to a Christmas get together over the holidays with my family but decided fuck them and didn't show up. Now they're pissed at me and told me so. But there was a reason why I didn't show. They've always been active members of the church so didn't like it when I told them I was gay. It seems whenever we get together they're always on my back making comments about how I'm going to hell if I don't change my ways. One time my asshole brother even said to me, "How come you choose to become a fag?" The fucker just doesn't get it. And at these family gatherings my nieces and nephews always bring their boyfriends/girlfriends and it's perfectly fine but if I ever cam with someone that I'm interested in, I know I would never hear the end of it. What gets me is that many of my relatives have committed infidelity, pre-marital affairs, etc. and nobody thinks shit about it. But with me, I haven't done anything, I'm a good guy, self-sufficient, have even helped out with my family--which now I totally regret--and I get treated like fucking shit just because I'm gay. Well, I don't give a shit if they are pissed at me. They can stay pissed. Fuck them all! #3171 — Comments (12) — 6/29/2009 at 5:13 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)