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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Are you currently in a major dispute with a family member? Is this feud causing a ruckus in your household, or making home life unbearable? Are other family members staying neutral or are sides being chosen? Has the dispute elevated to the point where some legal action has been taken or has become necessary? Are you considering seeking family counseling for this feud, or does this feud seem to have no end in sight?

    OR, is your family currently feuding with another family, like a modern day Hatfields vs McCoys? Are you not allowed to talk to them, even though you might be friends with one of their members? If you feel like a family reunion is going to be virtually impossible to pull off this year or ever, MTV wants to hear from you.

    If you appear to be between the ages of 17-28 and are embroiled in a family feud please email us at FamilyFeud@mtvn.com. Be sure to include your name, your story, a phone number and a photo.

    Tell MTV why you need to be seen and heard. This is your chance to let others see what your life is all about!

    #3183 — Comments (5) — Aug 22, 2009 at 2:37 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'll keep it short - went to a family funeral and saw some relatives for the first time in many years. I ended up in a family room at the funeral home with my 18 year old niece (18 by 2 weeks). When my brother (her Dad) and my sister-in-law walked in, the niece was on her knees with a mouthful of me (she was a very willing participant). My brother wants me arrested - or killed, my wife wants a divorce, my own daughter called me a "sick perv" and my mother says she doesn't think she can go on living. The niece? She just sent a picture to my cell phone of her naked playing with herself. I might as well go try and nail her - can't get any worse, tight?

    #3182 — Comments (10) — Aug 21, 2009 at 11:04 AM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My wifes brother's wife ..

    My wife told me a story once about her sis-in-law being caught screwing around with her other brother.. Ive always thought the accussed sis-in-law to be quite sexy, me being flirtatious and all devised a plan to test the waters to see if she really was a slut and if so try and get in on the action..I started making little comments with innuendos and she always laughed,smiled, or played along..then i moved on to playful touching..to all out grabs and feels..I stayed over one night and purposely exposed my cock after getting out of the shower, she came over and bent down and gave me about 3 seconds of a BJ, then smiled and walked away.A few weeks later I dropped by unanounced when I knew her Hubby, my Bro In law would be away.. she opened the door and I fucked her right on the couch. That was 3 yrs ago, and weve been meeting up at a local chain hotel ever since..I must have fucked her a 100X and have like 40K in points from the said hotel chain.

    So yeah, my sis in law is a slut, and I dont feel guilty anymore.

    #3181 — Comments (9) — Aug 15, 2009 at 11:16 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    because she sits her panty cladded ass on my face and jacks me off every day.

    #3180 — Comments (3) — Aug 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    worn a pair of my sister's panties that she wore to school every school day from 9th grade through her senior year except for when she was on her period. Now she is away at college, I have no panties to wear.

    #3179 — Comments (5) — Aug 8, 2009 at 12:46 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    this goes beyound mere sibling squables. i hate her and would happily dance on her grave, for years she has been fat and ugly and now she has lost a bit of weight she goes out clubbing (with my mums money "muuuum can i have £40 to go out clubbing and get wasted so i can strut aroun like a prostitute offering it around?") she has her own tv in her room yet goes downstairs to watch and will sit there making obnoxious comments on everything to diliberatly wind me up. and my mum has a the guts to call me jealous of that fat slut who left education for a shit end job with shit pay and live just leeching off mum and dad, everyone sees how she walks all over my mum but mum herself!!!! she makes me sick and i have only just scratched the surface of how bad she is, i hav actually considered killing myself and blaming it on her, maybe then my mum will realise how unhappy my so called sster makes me!

    #3178 — Comments (2) — Aug 7, 2009 at 3:15 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    We were about 15 at the time and my cousin was staying over as her parents were out of town.

    We were playing on the games console (a racing game) and she had beaten me a couple of times. She ridiculed me for being so rubbish at a boys game and I had let the males down. Fairly irritated I asked her if she was so confident would she put a wager on the race say £20. She laughed at me and said she was so confident she would beat me again she would run round the room naked with her panties on her head if she didn't. Long story short she lost and did the forfeit.

    The next race I got a bit ahead of myself and said I was that confident I would run down our street naked with her bra on my head. Long story shortened again she ran me off the road so I crashed and lost the race by a few laps so she said I had to do an extra run for each lap (2). Yep quite a lot of people saw me that night. Not good.

    #3177 — Comments (1) — Aug 3, 2009 at 2:40 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My Cousin Dan.....Is a big fat useless blob, who lives off his mom and blames everything bad in his life on others. He is morbidly obese and no he does not have a slow metabolism or a thyroid problem (he eats too much and he's too lazy to move).
    He's 40 years old and stinks (for which he blames a rotting prostrate)....probably too much info!!!
    He lives in shit because he bullies his mommy whenever she tries to make her house nice, this is because he's waiting for her to die and he dosen't want any of his inheritance to be spent.
    Any suggestions or advice of what Dan the man could do with the rest of his insignificant sad little life???.
    The more the creative the response the better

    #3176 — Comments (5) — Aug 1, 2009 at 11:51 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My stepdad drinks a beer every night with dinner. I crush 2 pills of Melatonin and dissolve it in the beer. That way he stays asleep all night. I don't do it for me. I do it for my brothers. So that my brothers can sneak in and out without getting caught. Now I don't like my stepdad, but he's not a bad guy. In fact he probably would have been a good dad. But he's not our dad, and since we are not his children, he doesn't care as much as he does for his own children. He already hates my brothers because they are smartasses and do enough to get in trouble. If he knew what my brothers were doing he would kick them out and call the cops. My mom would take us and leave him. I feel terrible about it, but my mom is happy, my little brother is happy, and we live in a 5 bedroom house. I don't want that to change. This way we can all keep doing what we're doing and it doesn't have to.

    #3175 — Comments (19) — Jul 28, 2009 at 1:15 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm a sex slave for my wife, her sister and there mother. I have to do what ever they want when they come over. I love it.

    #3174 — Comments (9) — Jul 27, 2009 at 9:25 PM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
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