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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I cant even look at my mother in law! She makes me sick!!! She is crazy and weird and I hate her!

    #3318 — Comments (5) — Apr 11, 2008 at 9:33 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A little over year ago my older brother died, he was 69, his wife is now 65, and lives with one of her sons and his family. All her family are in the same town, I live 1300 miles away, but have always went to see then once a year, her and I have always been good friends, but nothing more. Now she has the idea that she wantes to come live with me, I've been divorced for over 20 years, and there are no woman in my life. I love seeing my nephews and they want me to come out for thanksgiving, but I'm thiking about not going because I don't want the hassel of putting up with my sister inlaw wanting to ride back with me. What are some opinions on this. Oh I almost forgot, my sil is way over weight and has lots of medical problems.

    #3317 — Comments (3) — Mar 26, 2008 at 7:35 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    why wont she fight for me. all i want is for her to fight for me once like she did for my sister. she had the perfect opportunity to do it, but she didnt....i should have figured you would do it for me

    #3316 — Comments (0) — Mar 26, 2008 at 1:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i know this is going to sound so whiney, but here goes: my mother never wanted me. she raised me best she could, anyway. which means she fed, clothed, etc. but i grew up never knowing what affection was. never hugged, touched, or shown any real warmth. if my mother bothered to notice me, it was generally because she was peeved.

    the only real purpose i served in my mother's life was to provide a receptacle for her negative emotions. something to be pissed at, to blame her miserable existence on.

    as you can imagine, i was an emotional wreck by the time i was 18. but i have worked very hard, and managed to undo some of the emotional damage. after i moved away from my mother, i managed to build a pretty good life for myself.

    for years my mother and i maintained a limited relationship. we talked on the phone some, i went home for holidays, etc. this is more because my mother believes in maintaining these traditions - not because she is so crazy about me.

    at some point i decided it was just too painful to go on trying to keep up the fake ass relationship with her. i changed my phone number, etc, and haven't spoke to her since. it's been about a year since we have had any contact at all.

    i feel badly about this estrangement, but relieved, also. her is my question: am i wrong to totally eliminate my mother from my life? i mean, it feels good in certain ways, but it also feels sad. she did raise me, after all, even if she wasn't especially affectionate and loving.

    i didn't leave her life to be mean. i did it because i couldn't go on with our fake relationship. and, trust me, an authentic relationship with the woman simply isn't possible.

    and if you're wondering, no, she hasn't tried to get in touch with me.

    #3315 — Comments (4) — Mar 11, 2008 at 9:47 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    We live in a very small town.

    I have a son and there are very few other children to play with. A boy a year old than mine moved next year. I was happy.

    He has some humdinger things to my son. Most of it can chalked up kids crap.

    I talk to my son all the time that he is not your real friend and tell why. He still plays with him. I feel he should be allowed to pick his own friend and a large part of the time they get along.

    After all the world is full of assholes, liars and selfish people and users. He has to learn to stand up for himself.

    I have a new rule no going out of your yard, our house or his yard. He is well behaved when he is being watched. There for the shitty things he does are his choice. He knows how to behave.

    Part of want to tell that I know what he has done and although that my son plays with him still we know he is not trustworthy.

    Maybe I just want to be a bitch.

    #3314 — Comments (1) — Feb 10, 2008 at 2:20 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I also hate my half sister.She will be 30 not to long from now and mommy and daddy pay all her bills and if they can;t her husbands parents do.I can not wait for the day when fucking easy street has been removed from the map.My husband and have had money problems i don't have people bailing me out.I think they are so fucking spoiled.Please God let something happen where they actually have to grow up and be diappointed and worried like the rest of the world!

    #3313 — Comments (4) — Feb 9, 2008 at 9:10 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my mom told me she tried to abort me and this was before it was legal she took alot of pills and did other things.no wonder i have problems of self esteem and like to drink myself to death i guess i am just trying to finish what she started.I hope she goes to hell when she dies.by the way she thinks i am ok with this,I will never ever forgive her and yes i wish i would not have been born either or at least been born to a better person.I hate my mother and she does not know it.People there are some things like that you never confess to your child.Abusive fuck i hope you fucking die.

    #3312 — Comments (6) — Feb 9, 2008 at 9:00 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i was taking a shower and my cousins were over. I finished my shower and hear a knock on the door. I open the door to see my cousin sharon(11) standing there and asks me "are you naked under that". I answer "um duh". She starts laughing uncontrollably and i couldnt understand why. She points behind me and as I turn around my towel gets ripped off and i was face to face with my other cousin renee(10). I immediatly cover up and renee oushes me over and i trip over sharon who is purposly stooped behind me. I turn over on my stomach and they start poking and smacking my ass. Then the worste happens, my sister walks in to see what all the comotion is about and she starts laughing. See leaves the room only to come back with her friend Erin and a cammera. Along with my cousins my sisters friend Erin turns me over to my back and pull apart my hands, while my sister took pictures. They made me do all kinds of humiliating things and they still do. If i dont do them they will show everyone the pics. Has anyone ever had a similar situation like that happen to them and What should I do about this

    #3311 — Comments (6) — Jan 30, 2008 at 4:02 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I had taken nude photographs of my 22-year old niece. She was staying over at our house for the weekend with her mom and two younger siblings and that sunday afternoon, I photographed her in several nude poses in my bedroom with my wife sleeping in our bed (she was exhausted after a night of partying and was still under the influence, as we had taken ecstacy pills, as we often do). It started with my niece partially clothed, exposing her nude back to me but it led onto her taking off all of her clothes. I kept photographing her from her back and sides, never full frontal. At one time, I had her lying down next to my sleeping wife so I could take a supine pose from the back. I had even unintentionally brushed against her nipple while I was trying to correct her pose from the back. My wife woke up and gave us a stare but she went back to sleep. We stopped and continued later on in the evening at my niece's house as I had drove her there to get change of clothes for the following day. I had asked her to continue posing nude and lying on her side on her bed and I took mostly supine poses from her back and side.

    A week later, I was showing our vacation video using my external hard disk when unwittingly I had left those nude pictures of my niece in a labeled folder. My wife opened the folder and saw some of the pictures. She was undestandably upset. Prior to this, I had taken only nude pictures of wife while the two of us were on a short vacation.

    She had asked me to get rid of pictures so I erased those pics in the hard drive. but, I kept other copies and a couple of nights ago, while being bored and having had extensive fights with my wife for the last two weeks, I was busying myself in our bedroom by creating web pages for my wife's pictures so I could post them on a secret website. But, I had unwittingly (again) tinkered with my niece's pics for a web piece as well. just as it was done, the software springs a web page for proofing and right at that very second, my wife walked in, noticing the picture. she is very, very upset, not to mention all those feelings from the last few weeks just crashing in at the same time.

    My feelings when I was taking nude pictures of my niece? I was excited but not in a sexual way. I have loved nude human pictures since I was a kid, drawing them mostly. Only in the last year or so, I venture into photography. even then, it was with my wife. I do work in a position that requires me to deal with photographs and videos, albeit nowhere near having to deal with nude women!

    I understand my wife's feelings for being betrayed, by me as well as her niece, who's actually a proper and sweet person. I had abused their trusts, both my wife's and my niece's. Do I feel guilty? yes. Would I defend my action? yes. It was non sexual. I had done it because it felt safe and because I believe it wouldn't lead to anything sexual.

    But, therein lies the problem: I had assumed that because it was my niece, photographed in our bedroom, with my wife sleeping in our bed, that it would be OK.

    If I could turn back the clock what would I do? (naturally, the oldest and laziest excuse for a relieve, but here goes anyway) I would have made sure that my wife doesn't know about those pics!

    It was non sexual. What made this bad is the fact that I wasn't sensitive enough to hide those pics so that my wife wouldn't find out about them.

    #3310 — Comments (9) — Jan 22, 2008 at 11:03 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am an artist and my aunt has always noticed the depressing and horrificness of my art. I easily cry and write on my wrist. The reason i do this is because i cut myself the only reason i cut or draw or write is because i am mentally and rarely physically abused by mu mother, to this day, i am 14. A few days ago my mother told me that i was jealous becuase she didnt love me anymore and that she loved my 6year old brother more than me.. i hate her so much but no one knows this.. but u guys and u cant even help me

    #3309 — Comments (5) — Jan 9, 2008 at 7:39 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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