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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my cousin would always cock block on the girls i brought around running them off. talking about they wasn't good. we are best friends and grew up together hanging out all the time. she's only 3 months younger than me. on her 21st birthday i took here out drinking like always but this time was legal. at the end of the night a bunch of my friends was having a little after party at my apartment and sam said she was getting tired and was going to go sleep in my bed. not a big deal we always shared a bed when a bunch of guys stayed over it made her feel safe i thought. after a few games of beer pong i stated to get tired went and jumped in bed. about 5 minute of laying sam rolled over and body press up against mine and through her arm over me. it woke me straight up. my heart started pumping faster and faster. i could feel her bare naked body against my back. i've seen her naked a few times before and thought nothing of it. her hand right infont of my face started to tremble and shakes started to go up her arm and down her body. i got to my knees and saw her eyes closed layin naked in my bed. but i could tell she was awake so i called her out on it. "you want me dont you?" her eyes opened as i bent down and kissed her. starting at the mouth and working my way down the crevasses of her body. down in between her thighs warm and wet i started my way back to her breast as i slid my dick inside her. i heard a cry as i thrusted inside her. looked at her and asked if everything was ok she just nodded we messed around for a while. after we was done we laid there talking and she confessed she'd been in love with me since she was 16 and had never been with anybody else. we're still together keeping it a secret. we are moving in a month to florida from ohio to be in a open relationship in public and not worry about running into family

    #9524 — Comments (0) — Jan 12, 2011 at 1:35 AM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I photographed my son-in-law in the nude. It really happened. It was just the two of us at my house and flirting led to dares and he ended up posing for me fully naked. I saw everything. The whole thing lasted about two hours. When he left, I hid the camera before my husband came home and waited to download them after he went to bed. I took over 150 pictures of him with some being quite provacative. I have shots of him soft and hard and even a few of him playing with himself for me at my direction. I felt really guilty for a couple of days and thought about deleting the evidence, but that slowly went away and now I'm glad I did it. It was fun and I enjoy the thought of having the nude photos of him in my possession. They are a powerful thing to have over my son-in-law and I plan to keep them for a very long time. He also likes the thought of me having them.

    #9501 — Comments (11) — Jan 4, 2011 at 6:55 PM — That's Juicy! (43) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This summer my 24 year old son came to visit and was spending the weekend with me at my apartment. Quite by accident I happened to see him after he stepped out of the shower and was standing naked in the bathroom and happened to have a hard on. I could not believe how big he was! I mean, his erection was absolutely huge, and I had no idea. Needless to say he was embarrassed and so was I.

    Afterward we both sort of self-consciously laughed about the whole thing, and I jokingly complimented him and said how I never knew what a well hung son that I had. And then I made a remark, saying something on how I wouldn't mind experiencing something like that once in my life time. Sort of shyly he asked if I wanted to try it. I was surprised by the offer and I responded by saying something to the effect of how I wouldn't anyone to know. He assured that no one would, and said how it would be OK with him if I wanted to. Impulsively I took advantage of the offer and told him that we could, just once.

    So we went into the bedroom, got undressed, and in a quite straightforward manner, within ten minutes we were having intercourse. I have never been so thrilled in my entire life! He proved to be a very good lover, and I was so excited and thrilled that I managed to have two orgasms! Having been fixed, birth control was not a concern, so he came in me, which I loved, of course. Our one time turned into four more time that weekend, and we have continued to have sex at least once a month since that time. On the one hand I feel a twinge of guilt to be doing this with my own son, but the pleasure that I receive is so wonderful that I really don't want to stop. And of course he says that he enjoys having this in our relationship as much as I do.

    #9500 — Comments (8) — Jan 4, 2011 at 12:03 PM — That's Juicy! (53) Remove This. ( * )
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm 25 and I masturbate to thoughts of my 16 year old cousin almost every night and I don't feel bad about it. I've been doing it for a couple of years.

    #9482 — Comments (3) — Dec 30, 2010 at 4:40 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I recently found that my wife had left her hotmail account open. I couldn't help myself, so I had a look through her emails. There was one there from someone that had an attachment, so I opened it and found 4 photo's attached of my wife and her brother having oral, anal and normal sex(she is 34, he is 38).

    I was surprised at myself when my first reaction was one of arousal, rather than anger/jealousy. I then forwarded the photos to my own email account and regularly look at them while masturbating.

    I don't know whether to bring it up with my wife or not... more specifically HOW to bring it up with her, as I would really love to watch her and her brother having sex.

    I immediately forwarded them to myself, as I was so turned on by

    #9450 — Comments (0) — Dec 23, 2010 at 2:12 AM — That's Juicy! (12) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When ever I go to my wife's parent's house for a swim (or any other reason) and happent to have a shower, I love to masterbate and cum into my mother-in-law's conditioner bottle.

    I know it's gross, but I have no idea why the thought of her rubbing my cum into her hair turns me on so much...

    #9448 — Comments (1) — Dec 23, 2010 at 1:02 AM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    ....SECRET...SEX.... back in the 70s..when i was a certain age .we owned a dairy farm..it use to have a huge milking shed,.in which, the workers would milk about 350 cows.it was located beside an imbankment which had an ally way running between the shed an the hill..throught which the cattle would pass, on there way back out into the feild..anyway .as brats, we./. I use to hide in the bushs, on the imbankment,.opposite the shed, an watch all the workings as they happened ,once all the cattle were back to pasture, an the clean up, of plant, an building was taking place,.all the workers wore full lenght rubber apporns, which went from the chest to feet in lenght,. it so happened that i was watching this 1 worker leaning on the rail, of the end stall ,having a cigarette..while the machine was flushing its self thru..i could see him scanning the area, looking about the shed, as if he was expecting someone to come in ,. as he stood there smoking his cig ,..i noticed that every now an again, he would fumble / ajust his appron. then go back to leaning on the rail, smoking his cig, .this would go on for about 4..5 minutes, i thought to myself, what the hell is he doing, cause it looked like he was jazzing around, as if he was listening to music or something, till to my total amazment he lifted the side of his appron to reveal 1 of the suction cups which was totally ingulfing his cock,right up to his balls,.i heard him yell fuckin hell......ooh fuck .as the suction cup dropped to the ground, leaving a purple, shining wet cock bobbing up an down, as it hung between his legs, he looked around the shed ,then reached down, into a bucket of water, which stood to 1 side of where he was standing, an lifted a saturated rag an began to wash off his cock.,i could hear him saying ahhhh fuck ahh fuck....it must have hurt his cock .as the cock looked too thick to be able to go into the cup as the cups are not that wide..(long & thin tubes) so hence the purple look of the cock ....once he was cleaned up he went about his duties ,.an that was that ,...till a few days later ,. here i was,. back in my same hiding place ,. this time, during the after milking cleanup, i noticed my dad washing some impliments in a stall, an thought nothing of it ...he was crouching down there, for what seemed like 10 minutes,.till he stood looked around the shed .an to my astonishment he too lifted his appron an there was the cup,..stuck firmly on his cock right up to his balls ,from the bright lights that lite the building ,it was easy to see the bush of hair at the base of his cock an on his stomach ,all wet, from what ever it was he had used as lube, to make his cock fit into the cylnder,. it pubics glisend in the light from above him,his cock too, was as purple as, as the cup let it go ,.but what really blew me over was when he lifted the appron to removed the cup off his cock , was to see 2 other cups,.1 on each of his balls .when the time came, he had one hell of a job, getting the first ball to come out of the machine ,as he hauled on the ball, the machine would suck it back in, you could hear the sound it made, as if pulling a gumboot out of mud .......this loud slurrping sound as the ball was rudly extraced from its caven..he let out a hell of a yell as he pulled the last ball from the relentless sucker ,.as his balls swung down into place between his legs they were even more purple than the cock head was , he began to then fumbled around with warm water & a rag , washing the cock an balls before stuffing them back into the overalls to continue with the chores ,.so yes life as a yung un..was very interesting in a rural lifestyle .....theres so many more stories of life on a farm i could tell u .........anyway this did happen ,back in the late 70s .......an we have moved on since then ...........

    #9313 — Comments (0) — Oct 16, 2010 at 6:02 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm 16 mow, my brother is 13, and our sisters are 14 and 10 and mom's 33. Our entire family is fucked.

    My dad was a sick shit. He screwed with me and my brother and sisters and mom and made us screw each other and other people so he could enjoy it. I don't know how old I was the first time he pimped me out or made me screw mom. And he would jerk off or have someone suck him while he beat one of us with a belt.

    When I was 9 dad was arrested for hitting cops while doing rock. We tore the house apart found all the money he hid and moved to another state.

    We did a lot better the kids all went to school and mom could get work. But we were still different from everyone. When I or my brother would have a nightmare we didn't think anything of going to our sister or mom in the middle of the night and screwing one of them until we were relaxed. And they did the same thing.

    Sex doesn't mean a lot to any of us except a quick release. We don't really get horny, we just get an urge. Our sex boundaries are all screwy. We had a few problems with my sisters getting screwed by strange men but we keep that part of our weirdness pretty quiet.
    Our house is run different. Mom isn't in charge, we're more a democracy I guess. We just figure out what we need to do and do it.

    Guys at school call me Spock sometimes because I never seem to get excited. My older sister is real goth and my little sister is called Wednesday Adams in her school. My brother used to cut himself and we keep an eye on him. Mom drinks a lot. We're all sort of numb.
    When I was younger I'd screw someone every now and then cause I felt anxious. Now I'm doing it a couple of times a day. Sometimes I slap them and don't know why. I think I have anger problems.

    #9292 — Comments (3) — Oct 3, 2010 at 9:37 PM — That's Juicy! (13) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    every morning after my girlfriend leaves for work i have a little jerk off session in the living room i hook up the computer to the big screen. half way through my session my sister walked into the room. apparently i was out cold the night beforehand when she came over because she was to drunk to go home and she didnt want to hear it from mom. so she walks in on me in the morning and i wasn't paying any attention. she just stood in the doorway behind me while i finished. when i got up and turned around she blushed and said "i would of left but i was so shocked at well. i was in shocked sorry" i turned and covered up best i could and ran off embarrassed. nothing was said for a few months. on my birthday i had a party we all got liqueured up up she started to heave so i took her into the bathroom and she threw up on her clothes and me i took my shirt off and tossed it into the laundry went and got her a change of clothes from my girlfriend when i came back into the bathroom she was naked washing her mouth out. i sat her clothes down and turned to leave when i heard a thud i turned and she was on the floor i reached down to pick her up and she told me to lock the door she dont want nobody to see her like this so i did and helped her up. next thing i knew she lunged at me shoving her tong down my throat then she grabbed my dick out of my pants and sat on the sink pulled me toward her and shoved my dick inside i was in disbelief at what was going on but so turned on at the same time i've considered it but didnt think of ever going threw with it. i started to cum and pulsate inside of her. she jumped down gave me another kiss cleaned up and walked out. i left the bathroom and went on with my night shacking with adrenaline my girlfriend and sister was sitting next to each other drinking a beer like nothing happened. now my sister comes and stays the night all the time and soon as my girlfriend leaves for work she is in my room. i want to stop it but im afraid of how she'll act. but its not like the sex isn't good its great sex and i love her but i love my girlfriend too. and i worry about getting my sister pregnant because she never wants to use protection.

    #9238 — Comments (0) — Sep 7, 2010 at 11:12 AM — That's Juicy! (26) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My Mum and Dad are separated, My mum lives with her new partner who has Four children. My mums partners only girl is 20. As a child I never realy liked her but when I was 13 she went to university and I started missing her. Last year we went to away all of us as a family, As the plain landed I couldnt help but stare at her big boobs bouncing as the plane hit the ground I felt an undesirable urge to grab them.

    I now its weird, sick and wrong but all i want to do is fuck her. So much so that i go through her knickers and bra's whilst she is away I know her bra size by heart and have spunked in her knickers. A few times whilst we have been drunk i've disguised feeling her boobs as an accident but it isn't and words cant describe how good it feels to hold her boobs in my hand. I often fantasies about her being naked and me taking her virginity. She wears short skirts I can't help but look up them and want to just slip my fingers in side her.

    Please I need advice desperately. Im not in love with her I just want to fuck her and although shes not family by blood or marrige its still sick and almost incest but i cant stop thinking about slipping my dick into her wet pussy and between her 34E's

    #9235 — Comments (3) — Sep 6, 2010 at 5:55 PM — That's Juicy! (13) Remove This.
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