My Family..
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.
This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.
This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
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— My Family —It's spelled brother! #3266 — Comments (0) — 9/14/2006 at 10:40 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— My Family —I am disinheriting my husbands side of the family. I hate his aunt who is a complaining sarcastic and backstabbing bitch. I have over 1.25 million dollars and they have been grubbing up my ass for years. I see the money grubbing assholes for what they are now. They thankfully can not protest my will under the laws of the state I live in. #3265 — Comments (4) — 9/6/2006 at 1:50 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— My Family —Wanna hear something odd? I get along with and like my mother-in-law. My husband feels the same way about my mother. In fact, she knew him before I did and they got along then. That just seems odd nowadays. But ain't it great? #3264 — Comments (2) — 8/15/2006 at 4:25 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— My Family —I am male 36 and I am sexually attracted to my Uncle, who is 40, I really want sex so bad with him, he turns me on big time, he is fat and flabby and that turns me on further, fat flabby people really turn me on their flab turns me on and my uncle being good looking and fat and flabby really tops that off. he knows about this coz I tell him often, he understands and is ok with it, I finally got the courage to tell my mother she was ok with it too. I told her how happy I was so she's happy too. I want my uncle to just lick me all over and shag me and me shag him, and I wanna touch him and for him to touch me, he's just sooooooo sexy, I can't stop thinking about him, I just hope he thinks of me in the same way, I know he fancys me back, tht's good to know, but does he want me so bad as I want him? anyway... it doesn't matter, the main thing is he loves me. If I were female, I'd want him to get me pregnent, coz I'd love to have a kid with my own Uncle. I donot wish he wasn't my uncle, I like being in love with my own uncle, I like him as an uncle to think of sexually thank you very much! ...... #3263 — Comments (12) — 8/2/2006 at 8:22 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (1)
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— My Family —i have a fantasy of doing it to my sister .....she is real hot .....was wondering if any one here has been in a similar position #3262 — Comments (20) — 7/12/2006 at 4:12 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)
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— My Family —Hate my sister. Haven't talked to her (this time) for five years. Have a Restraining order against her. Hate to call her "my sister" - evil spawn is more like it. Wish she'd dry up and blow away... #3261 — Comments (4) — 6/26/2006 at 9:47 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— My Family —I went the the movies with my mom and noticed she never got up to go to the bathroom once and she had a soda and a refill. When the movie got done and we got out of the theather she said she had to pee really bad. She said she didnt wanna miss the movie so shes been holding it for awhile. as she was making her way to the bathroom she had to stop and hold herslef and one time i could here her say to herself oops i just went a little. she was very despeatre and the bathrom was on the other side of the theather form where our movie was at. we were only about halfway to the bathroom when she told me I cant hold it anymore. we were closer to an exit to the bathroom so we went outside and we got by the car and she said its too late im going to pee my pants. She stood by the car and just let it all out making a puddle on the ground. #3259 — Comments (7) — 4/29/2006 at 4:25 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— My Family —So my Mother called today and asked why I hadn't called her in a week.
I told her I was busy.
She bought me a sweater and wanted to know when I would pick it up.
I didn't even say "thank you"
Our relationship is strained. She is an unhappy woman. I am sick of feeling responsible for her. #3258 — Comments (5) — 4/18/2006 at 12:26 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— My Family —Anyone know? My dad's is average. My younger brother's is really thick. And mine is longer and thin. I've never seen my dad or my bro hard though so maybe it evens out? #3257 — Comments (3) — 4/13/2006 at 12:57 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— My Family —One day my brother was smokeing and he told to tell him if there was a adult comeing. But this time I kinda foregot. Well my dad was off of work and he was comeing up the drive way. I didn't see him and thomas didn't either. he was almost done smokeing and my dad pulled up .he said what are you doing . #3256 — Comments (6) — 4/12/2006 at 10:40 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)