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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my sister lives with me b/c she has a drug problem and cant get on her feet. one night i came home and she was passed out with a needle in her arm. so i had my way with her.

    #9167 — Comments (0) — Aug 15, 2010 at 10:42 PM — That's Juicy! (38) Remove This. ( * )
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I graduated high school my dad threw a graduation party for me and let me and my friends drink. I got really drunk and was out in the kitchen talking to my dad who was also a little tipsy. He was telling me how proud he was of me and came up and gave me a hug. I don't know why, but I started kissing him. He seemed surprised for a minute then started kissing me back. It was without a doubt the hottest thing I have ever experienced, I was instantly wet and ready to fuck him there in the kitchen with all my friends in the living room. I grabbed his hand and put it on my breast and that's when he pushed me back and said we shouldn't be doing this and we were both drunk. He went to his room and didn't come out the rest of the night.

    The next day he sat me down and we started talking. He was talking about how we rarely saw each other while I was growing up and that we were both drunk and he wasn't mad at me and he was sorry he kissed me back. The entire time he was talking to me I was practically dripping because I was so turned on. Things were kind of of awkward for a few days where he wouldn't hug me or anything and I felt guilty as hell about wanting to have sex with him.

    A few nights later he was watching "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" and asked me if I wanted to watch it. I sat down on the couch and within minutes I was cuddling with him. I was getting so horny that I reached up and touched his face to turn it to me. He said "no, please don't" but I reached up and started kissing him again. We started making out and about 30 minutes later we were fucking like rabbits on the couch.

    That was last year, shit was really awkward at first, we'd have lots of talks about never doing it again, but would usually end up fucking as soon as the conversation was done. We've pretty much both accepted it now, and 3 months ago I stopped taking my birth control pills. I'm 2 months pregnant now and honestly I couldn't be happier. He has an old copy of my birth certificate where it says Unknown for father and we are talking about getting married.

    #9166 — Comments (1) — Aug 15, 2010 at 9:23 PM — That's Juicy! (26) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I admit that I deserved this but it's real embarrassing and I mean to get even. I am 16, very pretty, I have big boobs and my 13-year-old brother's pals all have crushes on me but they pretend not to. My mom was out shopping and my brother and 2 of his friends were in the rec room. I decided to go and tease them and after awhile my brother started getting angry and I began making fun of him. There were cords in a box on the floor and my brother said he'd tie me up if I didn't cut it out. I laughed at him and told him I could get loose in 30 seconds so he starts tying me and I keep breaking loose and laughing at him. Then he starts tying my hands behind my back very tightly and I stand there pretending to be really bored so he gets his pals to help. They start tying ropes around me but they're afraid to touch my boobs so they're being very careful to wind the ropes above my boobs and below my boobs without touching. I'm still pretending to be completely bored but I'm getting a little nervous and start really insulting my brother so he gets a kitchen towel, gags me, they tie up my legs and put me in a chair. Then they leave the room.

    I try to get free but can't so I sit there still trying to look bored. I close my eyes, pretend to sleep but keep peeking to see if they've come back. Well they don't come back though I hear them in the livingroom and a half hour goes by. Now I'm getting angry and trying hard to get loose but everything is too tight so I get to my feet and start hopping to the livingroom thinking about what I 'm going to do to all three of them when I get free. Just as I get to the livingroom the front door opens and in walks my mom. She sees me, she sees my brother and his friends laughing and she starts to laugh and says, "have you been teasing your brother again?" Well now I'm furious, hopping like crazy until I fall into my mom's arms. She takes the gag out of my mouth and tells the others to untie me. By this time I'm thoroughly humiliated and when I get free I start going after my brother and his friends but my mother holds me and they run away laughing. Just wait, brother. I will get even!

    #9159 — Comments (1) — Aug 13, 2010 at 5:39 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    There are Secret Churches; small sects that have doctrinal and traditional differences that they hide from the public for their own survival. Every sect and faction in modern faith had it's beginnings like this, even secular humanism.

    I was raised in a Secret Church that we call the Seven Families, founded by my ancestor Rev. Smith in 1831. His followers - his four brothers, sister, two cousins, and their families - are our founders. We still exist, almost two thousand of us. I still number myself among them despite the fact that I'm what you would call "lapsed from the True Faith".

    Several of the Tenets of Faith are rather fundamental. Jesus is the Son of God, dying for our sins and conquering death in the Resurrection. The Trinity and Original Sin are papist inventions designed to distract man from God with endless nonsense arguments. Some parts of the Bible have been re-written by the Corrupt Church but God's Word could not be entirely suppressed by human actions; therefore when two sections of the Bible contradict each other, the oldest is always correct. Direct quotes of Jesus are divinely inspired. This makes it becomes easy to discern what parts of the New Testament were false, namely everything written by Paul, whom we call the False Prophet. These parts were actually well-received by Rev. Smith's congregation in the 1820's.

    Then Rev. Smith received a revelation that got him hanged and burned by a lynch mob. The basic revelation was simple. God is the Father of All; Jesus is the Son of God; Mary is the Mother of Jesus; therefore Jesus is the product of a father and daughter union.

    At first Rev. Smith could not accept this revelation as it contradicted secular beliefs and customs. Then he looked at the Bible more thoroughly. Leviticus 18 forbids and defines incest. And in every case, it defines incest by the actions of the initiator; the passive partner is not considered to have sinned.

    By the definitions of Leviticus 18, the oldest section dealing with the incest prohibition, initiating sexual congress with one's mother, step-mother, sister, paternal half-sister, granddaughter, step-granddaughter, aunt by blood or marriage, or the wife of one's son or brother is incest and forbidden, an abomination unto God. Initiating sexual congress with one's father, stepbrother, son, daughter, brother, half-brother, maternal half-sister, niece or nephew, grandson, step-grandson, uncle, aunt's husband, daughter's or sister's husband, grandparent, or cousin is not listed under the prohibitions and is not incest by God's Law. So God's union with Mary, while a father and daughter union, was NOT incest.

    Abraham took his half-sister Sarah as a wife and was blessed by God. Lot produced sons with his daughters and was blessed by God. Onan was ordered to produce a child with his brother's wife, refused, and was struck down by God. Moses's parents were aunt and nephew and he was blessed by God. And who did the sons of Adam and Eve marry?

    When looked at with Leviticus 18:22 in mind, which specifically forbids one to "lay with mankind as with womankind" - and it becomes obvious that the forbidden acts apply chiefly to acts started by men. Exodus 21 says that a slave woman is considered the wife of her owner. So while the Man is given dominion over the household, the Woman as the one with the most sexual freedoms and the bearer of children is given dominion over the sex life.

    The revelation to his own family went shakily at first, but it was soon accepted. The women of the Seven Families were the ones who made the Sacraments of Love that worshiped God. Traditions developed during this time, such as the belief that the brothers and sisters of Jesus mentioned by the Apostles were His children by His mother Mary, and that Leviticus 18:22 did not forbid oral sex between men.

    When Rev. Smith tried to preach his revelation, he was martyred. The Seven Families moved West but kept close contact. Our Family Bibles traditionally list our real geneaology from 1800 onward. There were problems at first that faded away as bad genes were dropped from the gene pool. For a small group we actually have fewer defects and retardation than the general population.

    I grew up in a normal home. No one watching or visiting would think there was anything odd. We were forbidden from talking about sex as it was "vulgar" to publicly discuss such things. When we went to bed, often someone else joined my parents but that was just "bundling".

    Pri vately there was a lot of experimenting among the kids, but I don't think it was more than any other family. During the summer picnics there was a lot of open mutual masturbation and pleasuring (oral sex), where I learned who I could approach and who I couldn't and who could approach me. I also learned that I could say "no" when I wasn't in the mood. I don't even remember the first time I pleasured anyone but I was doing it from an early age. Birthday parties usually included some sexplay along with the usual games.

    I had an adult party when I was 12, like a bar mitzvah among Jews, including having sex with my mother as a Sacrament of Love. I now joined the Sacraments of Love on the sabbath, which included ritual sex. As an "adult" I could invite other adults to "bundle" with me at night. I had relationships with my aunt and sister during my teens, but I also had girlfriends. When I was 14 my aunt gave birth to my son but officially he was my cousin.

    I met a girl at college, married, and had a daughter. She blended in well and when we divorced she remained part of the family. I was never particularly devout and I began spending most of my time outside of family circles, leading to my "lapsed" status. I still eat kosher, though.

    The Seven Families are like any other virtuous Christians. They have strictly defined boundaries in their practices, but the boundaries are different. So I've had to hide my family traditions and faith my entire life.

    #9148 — Comments (8) — Aug 6, 2010 at 4:54 PM — That's Juicy! (28) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have been reading some of the confessions on this board and I've enjoyed a lot of them. I just read the one with the mother and the son in the van. I also read some of the responses to her submission. Give her a break! I don't see anything wrong someone getting turned on by a family member . I bet if most of you admitted to yourself the fact that you have checked out or had thoughts about a family member. I consider myself a normal person and I used to check out my mother and my sisters. I must say the only side effect it had on me was a pantyhose fetish! When I was growing up, I would manage to be around my mothers door when she wold be getting ready to go out. I grew up in the late 60's early 70's, most all women wore pantyhose. My mother never closed her door, she would just push it a little I would happen by around the time she would be sitting on the bed sliding her legs into her hose, then she would stand up to pull them up and I would get a glimpse of her bush. That was a major turn on for me. Still, when I think about it, To this day, I believe that she knew that I was looking. She would always announce the fact the she would be dressing and she never closed her door. every once in a while, she would come to the kitchen, to the dryer, wearing a robe and her hose,{no panties, no bra} and she would get dressed in the kitchen. She would say "don't look!" and she would take her robe off and dress right there! I thought that was fantastic. I stayed horny my whole childhood and my teenage years. I never tried anything nor did she but I believe we had an unspoken thing with the whole voyeur/exhibitionist thing we had. When I got a little older my sister moved back in the house for a while. I could sneak a peek at her she was a nurse and she would come home in the morning take her uniform dress off and walk around in her slip and white hose. She would end up in the den on the couch watching tv. She usually fell asleep in there. She was a restless sleeper she would toss and turn on the couch and her slip would move around and slide up. All I had to do was sit on the other sofa across from her and watch the show! I really got aroused when I could see her brown bush through her white hose. I got a little bold with her a couple of times, I would put something under the couch before she would get home and then I would wait for her routine. After she was asleep for a while and she has moved enough to expose something of interest, I would slowly crawl over to the couch and get a closer look. I got pretty brave doing this. A couple of times I got close enough to her that I could see her lips through her hose. I did reach over and touch her puss a couple of times. One morning I touched her a little to hard and she kind of rolled over on her back and spread her legs apart a little and she was moving her hips slow like she was getting off in her sleep. I did touch her again and she moaned a little in her sleep, I moved back to my couch and watched. She slowly reached down and rubbed 2 fingers up and down her pussy a few times. I heard my mother in the living room so I quietly left the den before she saw what was going on. To this day, my mind races when I see a woman in hose. I like the thigh highs but it's the panty part of the hose that hides the forbidden fruit. Please feel free to respond. I certainly believe that threr is a lot more of me out there.

    #9115 — Comments (0) — Jul 19, 2010 at 6:05 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was 13, my dad got drunk and stumbled naked into the wrong room. I had weird feelings for him. I thought he was kind of sexy. He was very hairy and a little heavy. He slept in my room naked and I saw his genitals and butt.

    #9102 — Comments (0) — Jul 9, 2010 at 10:11 AM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm 19 now and I have a brother who's 22. We have a sister who's older than both of us. When we were younger, she spanked him pretty regularly. She went off to college and I took over for her.

    Most of his spankings were over my knee even though he was much bigger than I was. Even though he was taller and older, he still acted like a little boy when I reddened his butt with our sister's hairbrush.

    #9007 — Comments (0) — Mar 30, 2010 at 6:11 AM — That's Juicy! (11) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i'm pregnant by Daddy again. my cunt still cums with the thought of it. This time i'm keeping the little imp. he'll know i'm knocked cause we been fucking every day the past two months! he sprayed in my mouth and said, swallow it if your cunt's full of my seed already. we both knew i was already pregnant with cock seed so i swallowed and licked and lapped him up

    #9002 — Comments (5) — Mar 22, 2010 at 5:27 PM — That's Juicy! (24) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My sister is an alcoholic/drug user. My brother is white trailer park trash.

    Noone else in the family turned out so completely opposite in every way. I don't understand them.

    I love them and hate their behavior so much...all at the same time.

    #8964 — Comments (0) — Feb 19, 2010 at 5:54 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My family kinda sucks...on both sides. On my moms side if they had a family crest it would say "go ye for thyself" and me especially, i think there is some resentment directed at me cuz i resemble my father (who i no longer am on speaking terms with...) I think that fact upsets some of my moms family...but then again my father is a mental narcississ so it's not hard to un understand. I really wonder about my cousin's wife...she doesn't really seem to like anybody or try to become friends with anyone....whenever we have family dinners and she's there, she's usually quiet as a mouse. I mean she'll speak if u speak to her first, but she'll NEVER engage anyone in a conversation. I really don't have enough space to go off on everyone, but what i can say is how they all abandoned me when i needed them the most. I was homeless for nearly a year. From Oct. 03 - Aug 04. what fucked me up the most was the fact that I have several family members living in the same city i do. My moms, my pops, myy grandma, my uncle & 1 of my aunts. At the time any one of them coulda let me stay with them and they ALL left me hanging hard! In 2003 i got evicted from my spot and had nowhere to go. Some bitchass liar/con artist got into contact w/ my pops and said she was his long-lost sister and that i could come stay with her. I stayed there in Kansas City,MO for only a month and the bitch kicked me out for no good damn reason. Yeah I was smokin weed, but she told me she ain't have no problem with it as long as i was gettin out and lookin for a gig. Which i did EVERY day!!! After the bitch kicked me out she told my pops (which was prolly a lie) that someone came looking for me to offer me a full time gig, only 3 days after that stankass liar kicked me out. So i come back to indianapolis (hometown) and slept in a bus station, cuz i literally had nowhere to go. I called around and nobody would let me stay with them. I guess they all wrote me off and i nearly fell into the clutches of despair. I was battling depression every day that i was homeless. I ended up stayin in a shelter for several months until i couldn't tolerate being expoited anymore by the ppl that run the shelter. Seriously, they have those homeless men doing slave labor in order to stay in the Good News Mission, owned by a evil dickface named Dan. Fortunately, i was able to get out of that situation by signing up to go to Job Corps in Cincinnati. I know it's been 6 years since this happened but fuck this shit is just stuck in my craw and i don't know how to shake it. I have a lot of resentment toward my mother's side of the family, so much so that if any one of them ever became homeless and asked if they could stay in my spot where i have more room than i need, I would sharply turn them down and tell them what for.

    #8951 — Comments (2) — Feb 8, 2010 at 4:43 AM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
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