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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My ex has been passing our biracial kid for white in his new all-Jewish neighborhood. I found out a couple months ago that his neighbors thought I was a nanny of some sorts (who only works at night and on weekends and just happens to be really affectionate with her charge --I wonder where they though the kid was half the week?) Anyway, I outed them. I sent invites to a Black History month celebration in our kid's name. Ex is furious.

    #3296 — Comments (5) — Sep 20, 2007 at 4:39 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My mother in law and brother in law came over tonight for supper and to visit a while. I haven't seen them in a few weeks because I was not happy with some things my mother in law said during a phone conversation a few weeks ago. So, I don't think I have gotten over it quite yet. I stood there making supper for almost an hour. She watched from a chair, which is fine because she was a guest in our home not to mention she can not cook. Anyway, I think she knew I have not been too happy about her rude comments lately...I was nice enough but quiet and could not look her in the face. Okay, me not being able to get over this so easilly is starting to scare me a little. My husband and I have always had a really good relationship and always gotten along. I do not want this to blow into a fight. I couldn't bare to have my husband in between. I know there are plenty of women who have had similar problems with nagging, intrusive, rude and pitty party throwing mother in laws...How do you deal without putting your husband on the front line of war...or better yet, how can I avoid a war and be able to tolerate the pain in the butt?

    #3295 — Comments (2) — Aug 24, 2007 at 10:56 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I need to vent so bad. I normally like my mother in law, but lately I can not spend more that 2 minutes near her or on the phone. She is always crying about money, her job, her life in general (but recieved a huge amt from a settlement and is not in wanting for anything). Whenever anyone else has a problem she tells them how it would be in her shoes, the never ending pitty party for her is constant. She never says anything nice to say about our plans concerning children (we plan on having 2). Her rude and intrusive comments always go without any consequences because she has already alienated other family members and can not come to grips with the outcome of having them basically disown her. So, instead of asking her to back off a little and let us be, I am here venting. I used to feel bad for her now I just see her as a whine bag. My husband and I don't get into arguments about this and have a pretty good relationship. I have mentioned this to him a couple times and he agrees but I do not want him to feel uncomfortable in anyway and know that he loves his mother very much as well as me. I could never come between that. I just need to limit my time spent with her and hope that I don't explode. Like I said, I can tolerate her and know that my husband has been getting sick of it too. It is not place to say anything because she is his mother and I would be pissed if he ever said anything negative to my mother. (I would rather) How many people have problems with their mother/father in laws?

    #3294 — Comments (2) — Aug 17, 2007 at 9:31 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have a clasical bookcase nuts of a family! I wasn't raised by my family, I am thankful. Within the last 6 years I have built a relationship with my biological family, I now think they are crazy. Drugs, mental illness, crazed thoughts, you name it they do it. I find their behavior very negative and unstable. I have left messages and sent letters for them to never contact me again! I have changed my phone number, thank goodness I don't live in the same state. I never want anything to do with any of them. Praising hurting others, scamming others, and not loving others is not for me!

    #3293 — Comments (2) — Aug 11, 2007 at 3:52 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    out of desperation, and not thinking I could go to my family for help, I took something that did not belong to me and sold it. realize now what caused me to act that way and am seriously working on it. was confronted about it and denied it (which is a lie I will take to my grave). The item is replaceable and this was the first time I have ever done something like this and will never, ever do it again. I cannot come clean with them but just need to get it off my chest. Realized that people have to like me for me - not for the things I may give them. Pleasing others got me into this hole and now I know I take care of me first - then if there is anything left and I want to, I will give to others. Also, it is ok to ask what's in it for me. Doing for others does not mean they will do for me and it's ok for me to find out where they stand before I do anything hoping to get something back.

    #3292 — Comments (5) — Jul 3, 2007 at 1:52 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    there's no one in this world that I hate more than the bastard who's become my dad by bad luck, i can never forgive my mother for having me by him, the day he dies like a dog will be the happiest day of my life.

    #3291 — Comments (6) — Jun 6, 2007 at 12:43 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I hate the fact that my mother in law is addicted to pain pills but what I hate the most is the way me and my husband go broke for her filthy habit.She is for ever making us feel like shit if we don't give her money for her fix.She treats everyone like dirt and could care less abouy us or any her grandchildren.She treats all her kids and grandkids like shit since her addiction has gotton out of control.I just want her to leave me ALONE.

    #3290 — Comments (3) — May 21, 2007 at 10:03 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am dreading Thanksgiving with my husband's family. The last time we spent an entire day with his family my husband was an absolute jerk when we got home. About 6 months ago we drove for 2 hours there and 2 hours back and about 6 hours in between. We got home he grabbed my low sodium wheat thins because he had eaten all of his and proceded to yell at me for buying low sodium and they suck. I told him that he was eating mine and he proceded to be a jerk for the rest of the night yelling about how I buy food he doesn't like. He finally shut up when I told him he could start buying the food so I can bitch too. I know he's going to be the same way when we get home, be a jerk that is.

    I told him if his family makes him that crazy I don't want to spend time with them. (I am not forbidding him of seeing his family.) Of course I'm a bitch for that too. so all this coupled with just plain disliking most of his family i expect to have a crappy day. I told him I'm not going to put up with his BS before during and after this gathering, he is entitled to be grumpy after but he can not take it out on me. I am dreading his mood more than anything.

    #3289 — Comments (3) — May 20, 2007 at 8:39 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i'm a 19 year old boy and this happened to me when i was 11 in christmas my family was having a christmas party and my relatives come over during the party i got tired and decided to sleep while the party was still going on i was sleep walking to get a glass of water i usually sleep walk every day i didn't care but the thing was i was sleeping with no bottoms on and everyone in my family was looking at my penis and my ass i didn't know about this until the next day when my little sister showed the video taped i remembered screaming like a girl

    #3288 — Comments (4) — May 7, 2007 at 2:20 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Is a bitch. she thinks that the family actually likes her and no one does. She was trying to be the center of attention at a funeral today and critisized everything my mom and dad in law did for my d-i-l's sister that past away this week.

    The widow has always been a bitch, we say that my brother-in-law died to get away from her.

    #3287 — Comments (0) — May 2, 2007 at 9:10 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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