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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When i got to high school I discovered Goth. I immediately got myself a black wardrobe and black lipstick and jewelry with a inverted-cross and bat and skull theme and listened to depressing industrial music. My father proclaimed me a devil-worshiper and a disciple of Satan, and I told him that Satan was too much of a pussy to hang with me.

    At one point he was complaining about my thong straps being visible above my skirt-top, so I pulled off my thong and threw it at him. He stammered and turned red and I saw an opening. After that I was all sex and accusing him of incestuous longings saying things like "Oh bad daddy wanting to fuck my little pussy! You just want incest you evil evil man!" in a cute little girl voice. I got into the habit of flashing him several times a day and yelling out "fuck me daddy" as I masturbated.

    I seriously never expected him to break but he did. It took two months. I was making a show of bending over a lot in a micro-skirt, showing off my newly-shaved pussy and saying how much better it felt without hair. When I noticed he hadn't called me a Whore of Satan yet I asked if he was too busy staring at my cunt. And he said "yes". And after two months of teasing him I just couldn't help but blurt out "then fuck me already". And he did and it hurt a bit going in because I was dry but I lubed up quick. But he came to fast and I ordered him to make me cum and he worked on me until I got off.

    After that I called myself his incest slave but the fact was that he was my incest slave. I fucked him a couple of times a day or more and showed him off to my friends. It even started a brief secret incest fad at my school, with all the goths trying to have relationships with relatives.

    Dad still thinks I'm the Whore of Satan but he considers himself my helpless slave and has convinced himself that I used black magic to enslave him. That means he can still think of himself as a good Christian despite the fact that whenever I visit or he has to see me we end up fucking. Christians are amazing - they see the whole world as wicked but they are never wicked no matter what.

    I like the power I have over my father. I dominate him sexually and if he tries to assert himself I can cry "rape" and he will be the one who goes to prison. Not that he will because I own his heart and soul and dick and he considers me his owner. Sometimes I even make him worship me before sex. I was careless and had a kid by him but my cousins are raising him. I visit on occasion and he's becoming cute. When he gets old enough to notice girls I might take him, too, but I haven't decided yet.

    Anyway that's my life to now.

    #9966 — Comments (1) — May 27, 2011 at 1:43 AM — That's Juicy! (20) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Went on vacation with my wife and sister in law. I came back to the beach house to get some things and noticed my sister in law changing in her room. She was buck naked with a little patch of fur. She noticed me and covered up. I said I was sorry but told her she looked beautiful naked and I wanted to see more. She said what about my sister and I said she is still at the beach . Her towel came off and i had an instant boner. I went up to her and started to suck on her breasts and fingering her pussy. She moaned and grabbed my cock and blew me. I then took my hard cock and slapped her pussy and then went in for the kill. She felt so good and it didn't take long for me to blow my load. Of Course i stopped and put on a condom. After we got dressed and headed for the beach. All I can say is AWSOME

    #9952 — Comments (1) — May 23, 2011 at 10:48 AM — That's Juicy! (16) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I had a sexual affair with my mom. Started when I was 16 lasted on and off till I was about 23. I dont regeit it and would do it all over again.

    #9930 — Comments (0) — May 15, 2011 at 1:36 PM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I hate my sister and her kids.

    #9891 — Comments (0) — May 6, 2011 at 2:14 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My wife has two sisters, and four very hot cusions and i would like to see them all naked and have sex with them all, like a big FAMILY AFFAIR..

    #9845 — Comments (0) — Apr 21, 2011 at 10:18 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i went the mail order bride route, and ordered a girl from the ukraine for a wife. farmers like me have a hard time getting a woman to come and live with us. i bought a bride and married her in kiev, and brought her over here after much expense.

    once here the little bitch tried to run away. fortunately we are not in a big town, and i was tipped off she was trying to leave town. took a pretty serious talk, and keeping her away from the car for a couple of weeks for it to sink in she was my wife and she going to ba farmers wife she had better get with the program.

    she wasn't very cooperative, but put her in her place every night, so she would figure out what her wifely duties were. knocked her up after a couple of months and she settled down. boy she was handful.

    kept her knocked up with three kids until she finally got with the program and acts and behaves like a wife. pretty docile now, and doesn't give me any lip, takes care of the kids and does her chores, and dresses up for church and all. pretty used to sleeping in the bed and being a wife. a damned expensive one too.

    man, never did think it was going to take five years and blowing her belly up three times, for her to get wifey. she is pretty good with the chores and the kids, and she will sit on my lap in the evening and talk and her eyes are clear now when she gets ready for bed and doesn't buck up any more. she is all woman now and i like how she has filled in, not like when she came, a skinny underfed thing.

    guess i've fallen for her now, she's a keeper.

    #9796 — Comments (3) — Apr 10, 2011 at 11:04 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm 25 and I live next door to my younger cousins family. I've been using her panties to masturbate with for the last 5 years since she was 12. She's almost all I think about when I masturbate or even when I'm having sex with my girlfriend.

    #9769 — Comments (0) — Apr 3, 2011 at 3:43 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My daughter and my brother-in-law have been having an affair for ten years. I've known about it for nine years and kept quiet. I caught the tail end of a hot phone call between them and mandi soon admitted everything. She and her uncle had started messing around after he had caught her giving one of her little league team-mates a blowjob. She didn't want it to end so she made me promise to keep it secret until she gave the word to talk. She's never given the word.

    Sometimes she talks about what she and my brother-in-law do and we jerk off together, sometimes I get to watch. A few times we've had threesomes. She's getting ready to move into her uncle's place. I don't know if anyone knows or not but I suspect a lot of people have figured it out and aren't saying anything. Watching the two of them together it wouldn't be hard to guess.

    #9768 — Comments (0) — Apr 3, 2011 at 9:39 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm a normal teenage girl. i'm 5'5 110 lbs. long blonde hair. i work out and play Tennis and Golf. I'm fit and have abnormally large breasts. I like to hang out by the pool and sunbathe nude in the afternoon after school. I have a nice natural tan. I don't have a serious boyfriend but I do go out on dates with boys my age. I'm not experienced sexually at all except for some kissing. i've only seen my dad and brother's penis, they were not very big. I'd say maybe 4 inches long for my little brother and maybe 5 inches for my dad. well, one day I was at my uncle Drake's apartment and he was in the bathroom peeing whith the door half open. I was curious so I peeked in the door and to my amazement saw his pecker, it was massive, maybe 8 inches long, and very thick. I was instantly aroused. Drake is about 5'10" and 225 lbs. very muscular. He has short black hair with a nicely trimmed beard and mustache. I had to figure out how i could see this monster penis in action. I thought of a time when I would be alone at home and asked him to come over and help me with my homework. He was all too happy to help his, "little buddy".this is what he's called me since I could remember. My uncle came over to help me and I was the only one home. I invited him in and said " go out to the pool and i'll be there in a minute. He is 36 years old and has never had a girlfriend. I think he was even a virgin but I didn't know.
    He was sitting on a lawn chair when i came out in an all red bikini top and thong. they were two sizes too small. My boobs were sticking out all over the place and my thong was up my crack to expose my firm tanned ass cheeks. my hair was pulled back in a pony tail and I had on shades. I was smoking some pot and walked up to my uncle and just stood there. He was shocked and I could tell he had popped a woody through his basketball shorts. I said "you want a toke" as i handed him the joint. "what the fuck are you doing?' he said. I told him " when i'm horny i do two things, smoke pot and....". " well what else?", "dress like a slut?". he said. I answered, "yes, and i want you do show me your big dick." He jumped up and turned to walk away. I could see him slow down then he just stopped suddenly. I noticed he could see my reflection in the glass patio door.so I undressed and threw my bikini to the side, standing there buck naked. He turned and walk briskly towards me and stopped within inces of me and grabbed my bikini off of the ground. I thought he was going to hand them to me and tell me to go get dressed. To my surprise he took my thong and put it up to his nose and took a huge sniff. he said "yummy, pussy"
    then he tore off his polo shirt and shorts and stood there naked in front of me. His humongous cock was standing straight up and throbbing to the beat of his heart. I could see the lust in his eyes. we stared at each other for what seemed like hours but in reality was probably only 30 seconds. I acted first. I flipped the small butt out of my fingers and grabbed his dong. slowly I stroked it back and forth while I stared into his eyes. the tension grew greater and greater until he slapped away my hand and said, " you don't know how bad I want to do this right now, but you're parents will literally kill me, little buddy." I shouted "fuck them, I want to suck on your huge meat, now!" I could tell he was conflicted so I stopped stroking him. His head fell in shame and he stumbled backwards and sat down on the lawn chair behind him. I was so horny I didn't care what anyone thought I just wanted that huge rod inside me. Drake was sitting down with his hand over his eyes in shame, so I thought to myself, "if this pussy ain't gonna' take initiative then fucking-a I sure was. I knelt down on my knees and grabbed his half-hard prick and couple of strokes later it was back to full on raging hard on. Drake uncoverd his eyes and yelled, "NOOOOOO......!" It was too late I had my lips wrapped around the head of his Johnson, sliding up and down the shaft, I devoured his big dick. He knew he was helpless so he leaned back, closed his eyes, and enjoyed himself. I could hear him moan louder and louder as I attacked his manhood. I squeezed his balls as I licked the tip of his head. then went back to stroking his shaft while I sucked on the top of his weenie. I knew Drake would only survive a few minutes of this so I stopped without a warning and stood up. Drake opened his eyes in protest but quickly knew what was cumming next. I positioned my self above legs and took the head of his cock in my hand directing towards my young, wet, virgin clit. Drake shouted, "are you sure?, sucking cock is one thing, but intercourse is....". "Shut the fuck up", I said, cutting him off. "just enjoy the ride". I slid his penis in my moist snatch, catching all of his huge dick in my pussy. sliding up and down i grabbed Drake's head and rubbed my jiggling boobs all over his face. He licked and sucked my nipples as I rode him like a bucking bull. I thought i was in heaven until I heard a car pull up in the driveway. I could see through the slits in the fence that my family was home. i thought I was going to die as I jumped off of my uncles lap and as I leaped into the pool I grabbed my bikini with my right hand and put it on under the water. my heart was pounding a mile a minute. meanwhile Drake grabbed his clothes and shot out of the chair like he was sitting on dynamite. He sprinted to the opposite side of the house and jumped behind a bush and drasticlly tried to get dressed. Just as we both put on our last item of clothing my parents unlatched the fence door and walked i towards the pool. My Mom Said, "is uncle drake here, I see his car is out front?" I quickly answerd in a loud voice, " no, ma'am he let me borrow his vehicle so I could go to the grocery store and buy dinner and fix it for you guys. I didn't relize you would be back this early". as I was telling this lie to my folks, drake jumped over the fence and started running towards his house. I relise he lives three miles away but he wasn't about to stick around. I got out of the pool and grabbed a towel to cover up my body with. my Dad looked at my bikini and shouted, "what are you wearing, don't you know there are crazy, horny, and lewd guys running around this neighborhood"? I thought to myself "believe me dad, I know, boy, do I know".

    #9730 — Comments (4) — Mar 19, 2011 at 5:39 AM — That's Juicy! (18) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    So my birthday is March 10. I don't usually care about any sort of celebration or gift because one week later is St. Patrick's day. I'm Irish and a fan of beer so I like to combine the two days into one. All I want is the time to go out and have a few pints on Paddy's day and be asleep by 11pm. Seems reasonable to me.
    This year, on my birthday, I got a wii, and I took care of my toddler for 14 hours because my wife teaches a dance class. I could care less about the wii, which is more of a gift for the family than me. Last year on my birthday I received a hand written coupon from my wife promising me a wii. So that was special. I can't even rent Resident Evil.
    I had been saying that all I wanted was for my wife to have a "bring your kids night" at her dance class (which she's done before) so I could have the night to myself. Nope.
    So I had another 14 hour day with my kid, whom I adore but is exhausting and went to bed without having any beer.
    To summarize; got a year old promise fulfilled, played blocks and changed diapers, got my hopes up for the following week only to relive my birthday...and not one blowjob...fuck
    Am I being a bitch or do I have a right to complain?

    #9726 — Comments (1) — Mar 18, 2011 at 3:18 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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