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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am dreading Thanksgiving with my husband's family. The last time we spent an entire day with his family my husband was an absolute jerk when we got home. About 6 months ago we drove for 2 hours there and 2 hours back and about 6 hours in between. We got home he grabbed my low sodium wheat thins because he had eaten all of his and proceded to yell at me for buying low sodium and they suck. I told him that he was eating mine and he proceded to be a jerk for the rest of the night yelling about how I buy food he doesn't like. He finally shut up when I told him he could start buying the food so I can bitch too. I know he's going to be the same way when we get home, be a jerk that is.

    I told him if his family makes him that crazy I don't want to spend time with them. (I am not forbidding him of seeing his family.) Of course I'm a bitch for that too. so all this coupled with just plain disliking most of his family i expect to have a crappy day. I told him I'm not going to put up with his BS before during and after this gathering, he is entitled to be grumpy after but he can not take it out on me. I am dreading his mood more than anything.

    #3289 — Comments (3) — May 20, 2007 at 8:39 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i'm a 19 year old boy and this happened to me when i was 11 in christmas my family was having a christmas party and my relatives come over during the party i got tired and decided to sleep while the party was still going on i was sleep walking to get a glass of water i usually sleep walk every day i didn't care but the thing was i was sleeping with no bottoms on and everyone in my family was looking at my penis and my ass i didn't know about this until the next day when my little sister showed the video taped i remembered screaming like a girl

    #3288 — Comments (4) — May 7, 2007 at 2:20 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Is a bitch. she thinks that the family actually likes her and no one does. She was trying to be the center of attention at a funeral today and critisized everything my mom and dad in law did for my d-i-l's sister that past away this week.

    The widow has always been a bitch, we say that my brother-in-law died to get away from her.

    #3287 — Comments (0) — May 2, 2007 at 9:10 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I woke up one morning when my in-laws were visting and they and my wife were supposed to be out early. I went from
    my bedroom to the bath to take a shower thinking I was slone ( having already stripped ). I walked through the door and bumped right into my mother in law naked bending down looking in her travel bag. She was about 48 at the time and still looked great ( 5'4" 120 ish maybe 36-24-34).
    I backed up and apologized but she turned around showing me her breasts (which had the big pie-plate nipples I love)
    and surprisingly no pubic hair. At this point I became erect and tried to hide it, and let the room. I went back to my bedroom but she followed me, telling me my father in law and wife had gone out shooping and not to be embarrassed by it. They are European and she asked me if she could she my penis again as it is circumcised and most
    European guys I guess are not. I didn't think anything of it but she then placed her mouth around it and a minute later I was having sex with my wife's mother. We promised not to say anything about this but I am so worried about my wife finding out.

    #3286 — Comments (13) — Apr 14, 2007 at 9:32 AM — That's Juicy! (7) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A couple of weeks ago my sister lost her virginity, I caught her after the deed was done, but it was obvious what had happened she begged me not to tell our parents.

    As you can imagine I used this to my advantage, I said that I wouldn't if she did whatever I told her no matter how embarrassing. The night after I made her strip down to her red french knickers and bra,she had to crawl around the floor on her hands and knees like a dog. I then took her bra off her and put her panties on her head and made her lick the material where her pussy would have been when she was wearing them.

    I have made her degrading things everynight since including putting our younger brothers tighty whities (which he'd deliberately pee'd in) in her mouth. But tonight she had to masturbate infront of my mate. Can anyone help me think of anything more cruel to do

    #3285 — Comments (40) — Apr 6, 2007 at 3:26 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My husband won't eat unless food is prepared for him. He was home today and had plenty around to eat that didn't require preparation but he didn't eat! Then proceeded (after dinner) to bitch about having a headache from not eating enough. I suggested he have something else to eat, he didn't want it if he had to get it. He never was like this. Why after 7 years of marriage would he decide he can't take care of himself? I have never been one to wait on him. I don't understand it.

    Oh just for the record he got up and finally had a bowl of cereal when he realized I wasn't going to get it for him.

    #3284 — Comments (11) — Apr 3, 2007 at 8:23 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My wife and I were sharing a room with her sister on a trip. Late that night, the sister-in-law comes into the room, thinking we're both asleep, but I wasn't.

    She then starts to change clothes, getting totally naked in the process. I don't know if she knew it at the time, but she did stay naked for a long time.

    I still think about her naked to this day, and masturbate a lot to the memory of her perky breasts, and nice ass.

    #3283 — Comments (11) — Mar 29, 2007 at 11:16 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Jenny here, female since and 37, has anyone had sex with a father and son? it is a huge turn on to me, I have been with a father and his son seperately but never together, has anyone experienced a father and son with them at the same time

    #3282 — Comments (5) — Mar 28, 2007 at 1:32 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Male 32, anyone beside me have sex with an adult relative, have been having sex with my moms sister, my aunt since I was 23, neither of us is married, it is the most erotic sex I have ever had, she has no limits to what she will do and we both are turned on by the fact what we do is a taboo.

    #3281 — Comments (1) — Mar 25, 2007 at 12:05 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I AM 14 AND LIVE WITH MY MOTHER WHO IS 40 SOMETHING.MY PROBLEM IS MY MOM WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED.I LOVE TO LOOK AT HER.BUT LATELY SHE HAS BEEN GIVING ME A HARD-ON AND I HAVE TO JERK OFF MORE THAN I WANT TO.HOW DO I TELL HER TO COVER UP?SHE THINKS I AM STILL A LITTLE BOY.

    #3280 — Comments (11) — Mar 12, 2007 at 9:33 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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