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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When ever I go to my wife's parent's house for a swim (or any other reason) and happent to have a shower, I love to masterbate and cum into my mother-in-law's conditioner bottle.

    I know it's gross, but I have no idea why the thought of her rubbing my cum into her hair turns me on so much...

    #9448 — Comments (1) — Dec 23, 2010 at 1:02 AM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    ....SECRET...SEX.... back in the 70s..when i was a certain age .we owned a dairy farm..it use to have a huge milking shed,.in which, the workers would milk about 350 cows.it was located beside an imbankment which had an ally way running between the shed an the hill..throught which the cattle would pass, on there way back out into the feild..anyway .as brats, we./. I use to hide in the bushs, on the imbankment,.opposite the shed, an watch all the workings as they happened ,once all the cattle were back to pasture, an the clean up, of plant, an building was taking place,.all the workers wore full lenght rubber apporns, which went from the chest to feet in lenght,. it so happened that i was watching this 1 worker leaning on the rail, of the end stall ,having a cigarette..while the machine was flushing its self thru..i could see him scanning the area, looking about the shed, as if he was expecting someone to come in ,. as he stood there smoking his cig ,..i noticed that every now an again, he would fumble / ajust his appron. then go back to leaning on the rail, smoking his cig, .this would go on for about 4..5 minutes, i thought to myself, what the hell is he doing, cause it looked like he was jazzing around, as if he was listening to music or something, till to my total amazment he lifted the side of his appron to reveal 1 of the suction cups which was totally ingulfing his cock,right up to his balls,.i heard him yell fuckin hell......ooh fuck .as the suction cup dropped to the ground, leaving a purple, shining wet cock bobbing up an down, as it hung between his legs, he looked around the shed ,then reached down, into a bucket of water, which stood to 1 side of where he was standing, an lifted a saturated rag an began to wash off his cock.,i could hear him saying ahhhh fuck ahh fuck....it must have hurt his cock .as the cock looked too thick to be able to go into the cup as the cups are not that wide..(long & thin tubes) so hence the purple look of the cock ....once he was cleaned up he went about his duties ,.an that was that ,...till a few days later ,. here i was,. back in my same hiding place ,. this time, during the after milking cleanup, i noticed my dad washing some impliments in a stall, an thought nothing of it ...he was crouching down there, for what seemed like 10 minutes,.till he stood looked around the shed .an to my astonishment he too lifted his appron an there was the cup,..stuck firmly on his cock right up to his balls ,from the bright lights that lite the building ,it was easy to see the bush of hair at the base of his cock an on his stomach ,all wet, from what ever it was he had used as lube, to make his cock fit into the cylnder,. it pubics glisend in the light from above him,his cock too, was as purple as, as the cup let it go ,.but what really blew me over was when he lifted the appron to removed the cup off his cock , was to see 2 other cups,.1 on each of his balls .when the time came, he had one hell of a job, getting the first ball to come out of the machine ,as he hauled on the ball, the machine would suck it back in, you could hear the sound it made, as if pulling a gumboot out of mud .......this loud slurrping sound as the ball was rudly extraced from its caven..he let out a hell of a yell as he pulled the last ball from the relentless sucker ,.as his balls swung down into place between his legs they were even more purple than the cock head was , he began to then fumbled around with warm water & a rag , washing the cock an balls before stuffing them back into the overalls to continue with the chores ,.so yes life as a yung un..was very interesting in a rural lifestyle .....theres so many more stories of life on a farm i could tell u .........anyway this did happen ,back in the late 70s .......an we have moved on since then ...........

    #9313 — Comments (0) — Oct 16, 2010 at 6:02 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm 16 mow, my brother is 13, and our sisters are 14 and 10 and mom's 33. Our entire family is fucked.

    My dad was a sick shit. He screwed with me and my brother and sisters and mom and made us screw each other and other people so he could enjoy it. I don't know how old I was the first time he pimped me out or made me screw mom. And he would jerk off or have someone suck him while he beat one of us with a belt.

    When I was 9 dad was arrested for hitting cops while doing rock. We tore the house apart found all the money he hid and moved to another state.

    We did a lot better the kids all went to school and mom could get work. But we were still different from everyone. When I or my brother would have a nightmare we didn't think anything of going to our sister or mom in the middle of the night and screwing one of them until we were relaxed. And they did the same thing.

    Sex doesn't mean a lot to any of us except a quick release. We don't really get horny, we just get an urge. Our sex boundaries are all screwy. We had a few problems with my sisters getting screwed by strange men but we keep that part of our weirdness pretty quiet.
    Our house is run different. Mom isn't in charge, we're more a democracy I guess. We just figure out what we need to do and do it.

    Guys at school call me Spock sometimes because I never seem to get excited. My older sister is real goth and my little sister is called Wednesday Adams in her school. My brother used to cut himself and we keep an eye on him. Mom drinks a lot. We're all sort of numb.
    When I was younger I'd screw someone every now and then cause I felt anxious. Now I'm doing it a couple of times a day. Sometimes I slap them and don't know why. I think I have anger problems.

    #9292 — Comments (3) — Oct 3, 2010 at 9:37 PM — That's Juicy! (15) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    every morning after my girlfriend leaves for work i have a little jerk off session in the living room i hook up the computer to the big screen. half way through my session my sister walked into the room. apparently i was out cold the night beforehand when she came over because she was to drunk to go home and she didnt want to hear it from mom. so she walks in on me in the morning and i wasn't paying any attention. she just stood in the doorway behind me while i finished. when i got up and turned around she blushed and said "i would of left but i was so shocked at well. i was in shocked sorry" i turned and covered up best i could and ran off embarrassed. nothing was said for a few months. on my birthday i had a party we all got liqueured up up she started to heave so i took her into the bathroom and she threw up on her clothes and me i took my shirt off and tossed it into the laundry went and got her a change of clothes from my girlfriend when i came back into the bathroom she was naked washing her mouth out. i sat her clothes down and turned to leave when i heard a thud i turned and she was on the floor i reached down to pick her up and she told me to lock the door she dont want nobody to see her like this so i did and helped her up. next thing i knew she lunged at me shoving her tong down my throat then she grabbed my dick out of my pants and sat on the sink pulled me toward her and shoved my dick inside i was in disbelief at what was going on but so turned on at the same time i've considered it but didnt think of ever going threw with it. i started to cum and pulsate inside of her. she jumped down gave me another kiss cleaned up and walked out. i left the bathroom and went on with my night shacking with adrenaline my girlfriend and sister was sitting next to each other drinking a beer like nothing happened. now my sister comes and stays the night all the time and soon as my girlfriend leaves for work she is in my room. i want to stop it but im afraid of how she'll act. but its not like the sex isn't good its great sex and i love her but i love my girlfriend too. and i worry about getting my sister pregnant because she never wants to use protection.

    #9238 — Comments (0) — Sep 7, 2010 at 11:12 AM — That's Juicy! (26) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My Mum and Dad are separated, My mum lives with her new partner who has Four children. My mums partners only girl is 20. As a child I never realy liked her but when I was 13 she went to university and I started missing her. Last year we went to away all of us as a family, As the plain landed I couldnt help but stare at her big boobs bouncing as the plane hit the ground I felt an undesirable urge to grab them.

    I now its weird, sick and wrong but all i want to do is fuck her. So much so that i go through her knickers and bra's whilst she is away I know her bra size by heart and have spunked in her knickers. A few times whilst we have been drunk i've disguised feeling her boobs as an accident but it isn't and words cant describe how good it feels to hold her boobs in my hand. I often fantasies about her being naked and me taking her virginity. She wears short skirts I can't help but look up them and want to just slip my fingers in side her.

    Please I need advice desperately. Im not in love with her I just want to fuck her and although shes not family by blood or marrige its still sick and almost incest but i cant stop thinking about slipping my dick into her wet pussy and between her 34E's

    #9235 — Comments (3) — Sep 6, 2010 at 5:55 PM — That's Juicy! (13) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I admit that I deserved this but it's real embarrassing and I mean to get even. I am 16, very pretty, I have big boobs and my 13-year-old brother's pals all have crushes on me but they pretend not to. My mom was out shopping and my brother and 2 of his friends were in the rec room. I decided to go and tease them and after awhile my brother started getting angry and I began making fun of him. There were cords in a box on the floor and my brother said he'd tie me up if I didn't cut it out. I laughed at him and told him I could get loose in 30 seconds so he starts tying me and I keep breaking loose and laughing at him. Then he starts tying my hands behind my back very tightly and I stand there pretending to be really bored so he gets his pals to help. They start tying ropes around me but they're afraid to touch my boobs so they're being very careful to wind the ropes above my boobs and below my boobs without touching. I'm still pretending to be completely bored but I'm getting a little nervous and start really insulting my brother so he gets a kitchen towel, gags me, they tie up my legs and put me in a chair. Then they leave the room. I try to get free but can't so I sit there still trying to look bored. I close my eyes, pretend to sleep but keep peeking to see if they've come back. Well they don't come back though I hear them in the livingroom and a half hour goes by. Now I'm getting angry and trying hard to get loose but everything is too tight so I get to my feet and start hopping to the livingroom thinking about what I 'm going to do to all three of them when I get free. Just as I get to the livingroom the front door opens and in walks my mom. She sees me, she sees my brother and his friends laughing and she starts to laugh and says, "have you been teasing your brother again?" Well now I'm furious, hopping like crazy until I fall into my mom's arms. She takes the gag out of my mouth and tells the others to untie me. By this time I'm thoroughly humiliated and when I get free I start going after my brother and his friends but my mother holds me and they run away laughing. Just wait, brother. I will get even!

    #9233 — Comments (0) — Sep 5, 2010 at 10:30 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I hate my brother and his wife.

    She was originally my fiancee but my brother had an executive job and I was still in college at the time, so she dumped me and married him THREE DAYS LATER! She even brags about the six months she spent planning the wedding! THE BITCH WAS PLANING THE WEDDING WITH MY BROTHER WHILE MAKING ME THINK WE WERE STILL ENGAGED FOR SIX MONTHS! And my family says that "carrying a grudge isn't Christian!"

    That was twelve years ago. But I am getting my revenge. And like their betrayal, it's subtle and long-term. I live two blocks from my brother and the asshole thinks nothing of getting me to babysit his son and daughter. I don't hold the kids responsible for what their parents did - punishing children for the crimes of the parents is a Bible thing.

    I've been educating the kids my way. All i ask is to keep it secret. they have no problem with that since their parents punish them for all sorts of things. So we're bonded together by secrets against their parents.

    At my place, they have no chores, can watch un-Christian movies, and run around naked. I've also given them the most explicit sex education materials I could find. One of the sex education materials I gave them was a porno videotape their mother made with me when we were still engaged. They haven't looked at their mom the same way since!

    They keep their comic books and video games at my place, since their parents won't let them have either. My niece keeps the clothes here that their parents don't approve of, especially her thongs. And I've bought her some hawt clothes that lots of girls wear to the mall but that their parents wouldn't like, along with makeup.

    They get spanked at home for punishment regularly, at least once a week so that, in their father's words, they "don't grow slothful". I spank them, too, but I make it a game. They have fun being spanked at my place. We play a lot of sex-games but I didn't start that. I never start that. But they've always felt comfortable starting that sort of thing with me. I wanted to avoid it at first but I gave in when I figured out that it would bond us even closer together.

    My niece and nephew have lost all respect for their parents. They call them "fuckheads" and "asshats". They laugh at their parents' religion behind their backs. They sneak over to my place to relax and have illicit fun. And they're not even teens yet!

    My brother's kids are already more mine than his. They asked me how to make a hidden folder on a computer, I taught them how, and they've taken pictures of themselves in sexy poses that they've started hiding on their father's computer (I didn't think of that, they did!). They're also been stealing their dad's pot for my use. When they get older I'll teach them how to pack a bong.

    The three of us have also found out that their mother is cheating on their father with another woman, and we have the pictures to prove it. We're still trying to decide how to use it; my nephew wants to blackmail her into doing some of the things he saw in her sexy video, while my niece wants to break up her parents' marriage. I haven't decided yet.

    My brother and sister-in-law are hypocrites, bastards, and lying scum. And I've made sure that their own children see them for what they are and hate everything they stand for while laying the groundwork for their ruin. And I feel GOOD about it.

    #9212 — Comments (8) — Aug 29, 2010 at 3:51 AM — That's Juicy! (25) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my sister lives with me b/c she has a drug problem and cant get on her feet. one night i came home and she was passed out with a needle in her arm. so i had my way with her.

    #9167 — Comments (0) — Aug 15, 2010 at 10:42 PM — That's Juicy! (38) Remove This. ( * )
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I graduated high school my dad threw a graduation party for me and let me and my friends drink. I got really drunk and was out in the kitchen talking to my dad who was also a little tipsy. He was telling me how proud he was of me and came up and gave me a hug. I don't know why, but I started kissing him. He seemed surprised for a minute then started kissing me back. It was without a doubt the hottest thing I have ever experienced, I was instantly wet and ready to fuck him there in the kitchen with all my friends in the living room. I grabbed his hand and put it on my breast and that's when he pushed me back and said we shouldn't be doing this and we were both drunk. He went to his room and didn't come out the rest of the night.

    The next day he sat me down and we started talking. He was talking about how we rarely saw each other while I was growing up and that we were both drunk and he wasn't mad at me and he was sorry he kissed me back. The entire time he was talking to me I was practically dripping because I was so turned on. Things were kind of of awkward for a few days where he wouldn't hug me or anything and I felt guilty as hell about wanting to have sex with him.

    A few nights later he was watching "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" and asked me if I wanted to watch it. I sat down on the couch and within minutes I was cuddling with him. I was getting so horny that I reached up and touched his face to turn it to me. He said "no, please don't" but I reached up and started kissing him again. We started making out and about 30 minutes later we were fucking like rabbits on the couch.

    That was last year, shit was really awkward at first, we'd have lots of talks about never doing it again, but would usually end up fucking as soon as the conversation was done. We've pretty much both accepted it now, and 3 months ago I stopped taking my birth control pills. I'm 2 months pregnant now and honestly I couldn't be happier. He has an old copy of my birth certificate where it says Unknown for father and we are talking about getting married.

    #9166 — Comments (1) — Aug 15, 2010 at 9:23 PM — That's Juicy! (26) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I admit that I deserved this but it's real embarrassing and I mean to get even. I am 16, very pretty, I have big boobs and my 13-year-old brother's pals all have crushes on me but they pretend not to. My mom was out shopping and my brother and 2 of his friends were in the rec room. I decided to go and tease them and after awhile my brother started getting angry and I began making fun of him. There were cords in a box on the floor and my brother said he'd tie me up if I didn't cut it out. I laughed at him and told him I could get loose in 30 seconds so he starts tying me and I keep breaking loose and laughing at him. Then he starts tying my hands behind my back very tightly and I stand there pretending to be really bored so he gets his pals to help. They start tying ropes around me but they're afraid to touch my boobs so they're being very careful to wind the ropes above my boobs and below my boobs without touching. I'm still pretending to be completely bored but I'm getting a little nervous and start really insulting my brother so he gets a kitchen towel, gags me, they tie up my legs and put me in a chair. Then they leave the room.

    I try to get free but can't so I sit there still trying to look bored. I close my eyes, pretend to sleep but keep peeking to see if they've come back. Well they don't come back though I hear them in the livingroom and a half hour goes by. Now I'm getting angry and trying hard to get loose but everything is too tight so I get to my feet and start hopping to the livingroom thinking about what I 'm going to do to all three of them when I get free. Just as I get to the livingroom the front door opens and in walks my mom. She sees me, she sees my brother and his friends laughing and she starts to laugh and says, "have you been teasing your brother again?" Well now I'm furious, hopping like crazy until I fall into my mom's arms. She takes the gag out of my mouth and tells the others to untie me. By this time I'm thoroughly humiliated and when I get free I start going after my brother and his friends but my mother holds me and they run away laughing. Just wait, brother. I will get even!

    #9159 — Comments (1) — Aug 13, 2010 at 5:39 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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