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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    We live in a very small town.

    I have a son and there are very few other children to play with. A boy a year old than mine moved next year. I was happy.

    He has some humdinger things to my son. Most of it can chalked up kids crap.

    I talk to my son all the time that he is not your real friend and tell why. He still plays with him. I feel he should be allowed to pick his own friend and a large part of the time they get along.

    After all the world is full of assholes, liars and selfish people and users. He has to learn to stand up for himself.

    I have a new rule no going out of your yard, our house or his yard. He is well behaved when he is being watched. There for the shitty things he does are his choice. He knows how to behave.

    Part of want to tell that I know what he has done and although that my son plays with him still we know he is not trustworthy.

    Maybe I just want to be a bitch.

    #3314 — Comments (1) — Feb 10, 2008 at 2:20 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I also hate my half sister.She will be 30 not to long from now and mommy and daddy pay all her bills and if they can;t her husbands parents do.I can not wait for the day when fucking easy street has been removed from the map.My husband and have had money problems i don't have people bailing me out.I think they are so fucking spoiled.Please God let something happen where they actually have to grow up and be diappointed and worried like the rest of the world!

    #3313 — Comments (4) — Feb 9, 2008 at 9:10 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my mom told me she tried to abort me and this was before it was legal she took alot of pills and did other things.no wonder i have problems of self esteem and like to drink myself to death i guess i am just trying to finish what she started.I hope she goes to hell when she dies.by the way she thinks i am ok with this,I will never ever forgive her and yes i wish i would not have been born either or at least been born to a better person.I hate my mother and she does not know it.People there are some things like that you never confess to your child.Abusive fuck i hope you fucking die.

    #3312 — Comments (6) — Feb 9, 2008 at 9:00 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i was taking a shower and my cousins were over. I finished my shower and hear a knock on the door. I open the door to see my cousin sharon(11) standing there and asks me "are you naked under that". I answer "um duh". She starts laughing uncontrollably and i couldnt understand why. She points behind me and as I turn around my towel gets ripped off and i was face to face with my other cousin renee(10). I immediatly cover up and renee oushes me over and i trip over sharon who is purposly stooped behind me. I turn over on my stomach and they start poking and smacking my ass. Then the worste happens, my sister walks in to see what all the comotion is about and she starts laughing. See leaves the room only to come back with her friend Erin and a cammera. Along with my cousins my sisters friend Erin turns me over to my back and pull apart my hands, while my sister took pictures. They made me do all kinds of humiliating things and they still do. If i dont do them they will show everyone the pics. Has anyone ever had a similar situation like that happen to them and What should I do about this

    #3311 — Comments (6) — Jan 30, 2008 at 4:02 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I had taken nude photographs of my 22-year old niece. She was staying over at our house for the weekend with her mom and two younger siblings and that sunday afternoon, I photographed her in several nude poses in my bedroom with my wife sleeping in our bed (she was exhausted after a night of partying and was still under the influence, as we had taken ecstacy pills, as we often do). It started with my niece partially clothed, exposing her nude back to me but it led onto her taking off all of her clothes. I kept photographing her from her back and sides, never full frontal. At one time, I had her lying down next to my sleeping wife so I could take a supine pose from the back. I had even unintentionally brushed against her nipple while I was trying to correct her pose from the back. My wife woke up and gave us a stare but she went back to sleep. We stopped and continued later on in the evening at my niece's house as I had drove her there to get change of clothes for the following day. I had asked her to continue posing nude and lying on her side on her bed and I took mostly supine poses from her back and side.

    A week later, I was showing our vacation video using my external hard disk when unwittingly I had left those nude pictures of my niece in a labeled folder. My wife opened the folder and saw some of the pictures. She was undestandably upset. Prior to this, I had taken only nude pictures of wife while the two of us were on a short vacation.

    She had asked me to get rid of pictures so I erased those pics in the hard drive. but, I kept other copies and a couple of nights ago, while being bored and having had extensive fights with my wife for the last two weeks, I was busying myself in our bedroom by creating web pages for my wife's pictures so I could post them on a secret website. But, I had unwittingly (again) tinkered with my niece's pics for a web piece as well. just as it was done, the software springs a web page for proofing and right at that very second, my wife walked in, noticing the picture. she is very, very upset, not to mention all those feelings from the last few weeks just crashing in at the same time.

    My feelings when I was taking nude pictures of my niece? I was excited but not in a sexual way. I have loved nude human pictures since I was a kid, drawing them mostly. Only in the last year or so, I venture into photography. even then, it was with my wife. I do work in a position that requires me to deal with photographs and videos, albeit nowhere near having to deal with nude women!

    I understand my wife's feelings for being betrayed, by me as well as her niece, who's actually a proper and sweet person. I had abused their trusts, both my wife's and my niece's. Do I feel guilty? yes. Would I defend my action? yes. It was non sexual. I had done it because it felt safe and because I believe it wouldn't lead to anything sexual.

    But, therein lies the problem: I had assumed that because it was my niece, photographed in our bedroom, with my wife sleeping in our bed, that it would be OK.

    If I could turn back the clock what would I do? (naturally, the oldest and laziest excuse for a relieve, but here goes anyway) I would have made sure that my wife doesn't know about those pics!

    It was non sexual. What made this bad is the fact that I wasn't sensitive enough to hide those pics so that my wife wouldn't find out about them.

    #3310 — Comments (9) — Jan 22, 2008 at 11:03 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am an artist and my aunt has always noticed the depressing and horrificness of my art. I easily cry and write on my wrist. The reason i do this is because i cut myself the only reason i cut or draw or write is because i am mentally and rarely physically abused by mu mother, to this day, i am 14. A few days ago my mother told me that i was jealous becuase she didnt love me anymore and that she loved my 6year old brother more than me.. i hate her so much but no one knows this.. but u guys and u cant even help me

    #3309 — Comments (5) — Jan 9, 2008 at 7:39 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    a while back my sister took so much coke and a mizture of other drugs that she was having sezures on the bike path. she was compeletly out of it! she just got worse after that! there is not a day go by that she isnt high off of something whether it be pot of meth. i miss the way she used to be. i wish i had a video tape of that night so that she would understand what shes doing! i want her to see what shes doing to herself!

    #3308 — Comments (1) — Jan 9, 2008 at 5:31 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was 13 my 17 year old female cousin caught me smoking. She promised not to tell if I did whatever she wanted. So for the next fortnight I visited my aunties house under the instruction of my cousin and the most she allowed me to wear once in her room was a pair of red lace panties some nights I was lucky to get that I sadly was there for her amusement until one night my auntie caught us. As a punishment we were both made to stand naked in front of my mother, my auntie and my sister and explain ourselves. At least I got to see her naked.

    #3307 — Comments (1) — Jan 3, 2008 at 6:49 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    sometimes when i jerk off, i get mental visuals of my parents having sex. it really bothers me. when it happens, i have to stop, think of something else, and go on. really sucks. is it normal? does it ever happen to you?

    #3306 — Comments (1) — Dec 9, 2007 at 10:54 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Cat fight in your house, your parents should kick you both out

    #3305 — Comments (7) — Nov 14, 2007 at 8:16 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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