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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My sister is an alcoholic/drug user. My brother is white trailer park trash.

    Noone else in the family turned out so completely opposite in every way. I don't understand them.

    I love them and hate their behavior so much...all at the same time.

    #8964 — Comments (0) — Feb 19, 2010 at 5:54 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My family kinda sucks...on both sides. On my moms side if they had a family crest it would say "go ye for thyself" and me especially, i think there is some resentment directed at me cuz i resemble my father (who i no longer am on speaking terms with...) I think that fact upsets some of my moms family...but then again my father is a mental narcississ so it's not hard to un understand. I really wonder about my cousin's wife...she doesn't really seem to like anybody or try to become friends with anyone....whenever we have family dinners and she's there, she's usually quiet as a mouse. I mean she'll speak if u speak to her first, but she'll NEVER engage anyone in a conversation. I really don't have enough space to go off on everyone, but what i can say is how they all abandoned me when i needed them the most. I was homeless for nearly a year. From Oct. 03 - Aug 04. what fucked me up the most was the fact that I have several family members living in the same city i do. My moms, my pops, myy grandma, my uncle & 1 of my aunts. At the time any one of them coulda let me stay with them and they ALL left me hanging hard! In 2003 i got evicted from my spot and had nowhere to go. Some bitchass liar/con artist got into contact w/ my pops and said she was his long-lost sister and that i could come stay with her. I stayed there in Kansas City,MO for only a month and the bitch kicked me out for no good damn reason. Yeah I was smokin weed, but she told me she ain't have no problem with it as long as i was gettin out and lookin for a gig. Which i did EVERY day!!! After the bitch kicked me out she told my pops (which was prolly a lie) that someone came looking for me to offer me a full time gig, only 3 days after that stankass liar kicked me out. So i come back to indianapolis (hometown) and slept in a bus station, cuz i literally had nowhere to go. I called around and nobody would let me stay with them. I guess they all wrote me off and i nearly fell into the clutches of despair. I was battling depression every day that i was homeless. I ended up stayin in a shelter for several months until i couldn't tolerate being expoited anymore by the ppl that run the shelter. Seriously, they have those homeless men doing slave labor in order to stay in the Good News Mission, owned by a evil dickface named Dan. Fortunately, i was able to get out of that situation by signing up to go to Job Corps in Cincinnati. I know it's been 6 years since this happened but fuck this shit is just stuck in my craw and i don't know how to shake it. I have a lot of resentment toward my mother's side of the family, so much so that if any one of them ever became homeless and asked if they could stay in my spot where i have more room than i need, I would sharply turn them down and tell them what for.

    #8951 — Comments (2) — Feb 8, 2010 at 4:43 AM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I really hate them too much. They don't think about my feeling my happiness. All the time they used to find the way to torture me.My husband he is good for nothing.For him only two things are important and it is his family and his office.Sometimes I feel what i do.I don't want to hurt anybody and same i also expect but this never happens.In my Life there is no reason to live this life.Each day seems like burden.

    #3206 — Comments (2) — Dec 17, 2009 at 3:18 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Usually my family likes to be nude. But not anymore since my sister, dad, cousin, and mom got caught because they were streaking and got caught by the police. Though no one told me so I usually am naked when they are not home. So one time I was taking a shower and didn't bring a towel so I was just streaking around my house, masterbating and decided to sunbath naked outside. Then about ten minutes later I had to pee. So I hurry inside and what do I see, my family. Suprised I hurried but I froze because I was peeing in the living room. Now I just rome around in a bikini. Occasionally I roam around naked. Now my family makes fun of me and won't let me forget it.

    #3205 — Comments (1) — Dec 8, 2009 at 7:55 PM — That's Juicy! (18) Remove This. ( * )
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I took some naked pics of me to send to my wife at work. I was doing all kinds of things to myself. When she got home and didn't say anything about them I thought that they just didn't go through. The next day I checked my email and got a reply from my mother-in-law saying that she got the pics instead of my wife.

    #3204 — Comments (5) — Dec 7, 2009 at 11:16 AM — That's Juicy! (27) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    love it of my fine looking sister would pull my pants and underpants down and kiss my dick and then jack me off.

    #3203 — Comments (7) — Nov 30, 2009 at 5:14 PM — That's Juicy! (9) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I see my child every week, but she has no idea I'm her mum. She's turning 18 this year, and I really want to tell her, but I don't have the courage.

    #3202 — Comments (4) — Nov 26, 2009 at 5:11 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Heather and Leanna walked into my unlocked bedroom and they saw me playing with my dick. I jumped off the bed and tried covering myself but I couldn't cover up too well. They laughed their asses off and teased me. They told me to sit on the toilet in the bathroom and they made finish jacking off. They laughed their asses off again and laughed when that white stuff shot out of his dick. Then as they left, they both called me a jackoff. They still call me a jackoff to this day.

    Has any girl or girls caught their brother jacking off and how did you react?

    #3201 — Comments (4) — Nov 25, 2009 at 11:56 AM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Tonight, when I was at a Friends birthday party, I was approached by a unique fellow. This man, whom I've never met, told me I was beautiful, called me a "fantasic vision". I was flatterd, told him so, thanked him for the compliment. Then...he tells me that he thinks I would be even more beautiful if I was pregnant. He was all too obliging to tell me of his life long fetish with pregant women....but only women were pregnant with his children. (What? Serial Impregnator?) I, again, told him I appreciated the compliment, and informed him, laughingly that I didn't plan on having children...
    He offered me $50,000. to become pregnant with his child.
    I figured he was joking, told him, again laughing, that that wasn't enough.
    He offered me $75,000.
    He said, "..And I am not joking." Even articulated as such.
    And wrote me check.
    I have the check.
    He told me that if I cash that check tomorrow, that he'll have me expecting by the end of July. This whole converstation took 20 minutes. lol
    I still don't want kids. I don't know what to do.
    Get pregnant for $75,000?
    Or be smart and not reproduce......I like being smart.
    Sometimes.

    #3200 — Comments (7) — Nov 24, 2009 at 12:39 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I feel so pathetic. No, I didn't do THAT, but I almost did, and I'm ashamed for it.
    I spent the weekend helping my 46 year old mom move into a new apartment after breaking up with her latest boyfriend. At the end of the day, we were both sweaty, sore, and exhausted. We sat next to each other on the couch to rest, and I offered her a shoulder massage. So she got in my lap (facing away from me) and I started rubbing her shoulders. I also rubbed her back, but couldn't really massage the muscles through the shirt. She noticed and said, "Would you be OK if I took my shirt off so that you could work my back muscles a little more?" I said, "If you're comfortable doing that, then I'm fine with it." So, still sitting in my lap with her back facing me, she took off her shirt. I don't know why, but the act of her taking off her shirt right in front of me in my lap started making me hard. As she finished taking off her shirt, I realized she wasn't wearing a bra. My mom was topless in my lap. I tried to ignore it and just focused on massaging her back muscles, but I couldn't help it. Then when I looked over her shoulders at her bare breasts, I was fully erect. I tried to remind myself that this was disgusting - she's my mom, but I still couldn't stop looking down at her breasts. I maneuvered a bit to try to keep my erection from touching her, but after a couple of minutes, she realized it and stood up quickly. She quickly apologized to me, saying that it was inappropriate for her to be topless with me. I apologized back to her saying it was my fault - that she was my own mom and shouldn't have to worry about sexually arousing me even if she was topless in my lap. So there we were, looking at each other two feet apart, neither of us moving, and she was still topless (and making no effort to cover herself up). Finally I leaned in a bit and we embraced and started kissing. As we kissed, we took off the rest of our clothes and made out naked for a few minutes. Then it happened - I penetrated her pussy and froze. I came back to my senses and realized what I had just done. I stopped and stepped back. Then I ran to the bathroom to masturbate, before I took this any farther. Hormones are really amazing - after I came, I was disgusted with the thought of sex with my mom. I felt horrible about the whole thing, and ashamed of myself that I almost did it. What if I had gotten her pregnant? What kind of loser knocks up his own mom?! At least we stopped before going too far. Kissing is not a big deal, although I'm still a little embarrassed that I even did that; after all, nakedly making out with your mom is still incest even without sex. I still don't even understand how it started. Was she actually trying to seduce me? Or did both of us just get carried away by hormones and our sexual frustration over the last few weeks? The rest of the day, we just pretended that nothing happened, but things are definitely a bit awkward. I'm sure not bringing it up anytime soon. I know that teenage boys here will ask "is she hot?" The answer to that is no, she's not (maybe she would be if she dropped like 100 pounds). I don't know what I was thinking, but it's certainly not happening again. Ever.

    #3199 — Comments (3) — Nov 17, 2009 at 11:46 AM — That's Juicy! (13) Remove This.
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