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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    has anyone had really embarrassing punishments? once I was spanked in front of my friends, but I was only six..still embarrassing though....but has something like that ever happened to anyone? even when your older

    #3277 — Comments (4) — Feb 15, 2007 at 5:09 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    when I was thirteen (girl) my parents were away for the weekend and me and my older sister were on vacation with the family well after dark when old ppl had gone to bed they woke me up and said lets go outside w/ all the older cousins I had always thought were so cool. well since it was dark I snuck up on my cousin Meg and gave her a huge wedgie. She turned around real fast and grabbed me and said you did NOT want to do that. they all grabbed me (they were all girls) and dragged me toward the water. I didn't want them to throw me in so I started saying noononono dont throw me meg said hmm ok and flipped me over she said ready for your punishment and pulled up my underwear really hard then while ppl held me down every took turns spankin me really hard and Meg said say please spank my naughty lil bottom I said no she said DO IT so I said please spank my naughty lil bottom and my sister smirked and said I have the perfect thing she ran inside and came out with this tiny pink frilly dress and a diaper she put the dress on me which didn't even cover my butt and then put water in the diaper and put it on me it was all squichy and wet they said bad bad baby for wetting yourself and spanked me more in the morning they had put water in my bed and told my younger aunt I had wet the bed she said that's not good and made me wear diapers and use them meg changed me all day and spanked me

    #3276 — Comments (3) — Feb 15, 2007 at 10:37 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    It is NOT normal to do drugs and alcohol as a teenager. I have several nieces and nephews in their teen years. They do not do those things. They are good kids. You may think that they just don't tell me but I keep up with them better than at least one of the parents.

    #3275 — Comments (5) — Feb 4, 2007 at 11:22 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i was 11 and my whole family was having a picnic at the lake it's a good day i was playing football my older cousins (around 15)when fell in a mud puddle i was covered from shoulder to foot and my mom told me to take off all my mudding clothes and i was strip down to my undies and i had to stay like that because my extra pair of clothes were in the car so my whole family was seeing me in my tighty whitys i tried to sit on a bench for the whole day but my family try to mess with me first my cousins were holding me down and throwing me in the lake and then my dad was holding me by my shoulder and showing me to my uncles and aunts i still never live that day down

    #3274 — Comments (4) — Jan 6, 2007 at 4:28 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I wanted to get back at this one girl who had been really mean to me. This one time she gave me a wedgie in front of the whole class and she also did it in the locker room (I'm a girl). She was really pretty and popular, had a gorgeous boyfriend, etc. You understand WHY I wanted to get back at her......well anyway she was having a sleepover and all the girls in the class were invited....I have no idea why.... but we were going to go out to eat with just her older sister and her boyfriend as chaperones...they were seventeen and us girls were fourteen. I had a plan. When we got to the restaurant, I passed a note around the table as soon as she went on a bathroom break. Those who wanted to help me followed me to the restroom. We snuck up behind Ashley ( the girl) and I was just about to give her a wedgie when RIIIIP ....someone behind ME had given ME a wedgie! I turned around and saw ALL the girls from the sleepover. They had all turned against me. "Looks like someones been bad" Ashley said, turning around. As there was no one else in the bathroom, one girl locked the door and three girls grabbed my arms and dragged me to the wall, my bottom facing everyone with my underwear half hanging out. "I think she needs a lesson, don't you girls?" Ashley tease, and ripped up my underwear more. I started to cry from the pain. "Poor baby....." Ashley said, then completely pulled down my skirt and started spanking me really hard! The rest of the girls all joined in. THen someeone pulled whipped cream out of their purse...this had been planned!.... and filled my underwear with whipped cream and smushed it in. They put tiny little pink shorts on me, so tight I could barely walk and you could see whipped cream even oozing out a little bit. I had to waddle back to the table. Ashley's older sister, Paggie, smiled at me and said " Ashley told me all about you. We're going to have fun!" THe girls giggled and asked the waitress to bring a baby chair for me. They squished me into it and fed me my food spoon by spoon. They even put more whipped cream in my pants and sat me down hard, it was all over my butt. When we got back to her house, Paggie told me " You've been BAD, so you get our special TREATMENT." They put me in granny underwear and a tiny little tshirt that said spank me and taped me to the wall my butt facing out. THey spanked me over and over and then hung me by the panties until morning, when they put MORE whipped cream in the panties, and put my clothes back over them. They smushed it all around and as I was leaving, ashley said "Can't wait till next time."

    #3273 — Comments (4) — Dec 30, 2006 at 2:17 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    one day when i was 14 me,my mom,and my 3 older brothers were going to the local water park i was having a great time until how much i needed to pee so i ran to the bathroom but there was only bathroom and someone else was using it so tried to hold on but i couldn't so i went to the back of the bathroom pull down my trunks and started peeing when i finished i saw a secruity in the back of me he grab my arm so fast that my trunks fell off of me and he was taking me someone in the water park where a lot of people saw me butt naked i heard kids and adults laughing and stareing the security guard sent me to a room where they send troublemakers and ask me my name and who i'm with and that they will call my mom and they told me to stay in the room which was full with a lot bad kids laughing when my mom came she came my brothers who laughed at me and she told the guard to keep me here standing up naked until they stop having fun so i stayed for 3 hours when she came back she grabbed my ear and she will ground me when we get home and she didn't give me my clothes until we got home my brothers had a field day for these

    #3272 — Comments (5) — Nov 18, 2006 at 5:10 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I've been married for 15 ears to a man that I like very much. "Like" being the operative word here. I don't love him. There, I said it. I don't love him. I never have. He wasn't a rebound from another relationship years ago. I just have never had that deep. crazy-in-love feeling for him. He's awonderful man. Kind, caring, a good father. We live more like room mates that as a married couple. We have no sex life - none, nada, zero. We're nice to each other. We laugh a lot. We're like two really good friends.

    We have three children. A nice home. We're comfortable financially. My hsband is an executive at a company he's been with for 20 years. I work part-time, not out of want, but more for "fun" since our kids are in school all day.All of our friends think were this great couple. I can't take it any more. I want out. I hate living like this. I am so lonely. I long to have someone that will embrace me and love me. The problem is, this is such a HUGE deal. I think about all of the people this would effect. Our kids, the families, friends. Our living arrangemens. What do I do? Do I leave? Do I ask him to go? I find the whole thing unbearable and I am so depressed. I've seen what divorce does to families. I am a wreck, please help me.

    #3270 — Comments (20) — Nov 13, 2006 at 5:44 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was ten months pregnant with my twins, they finally decided to come out..but under the craziest circumstances. I was riding to a doctors appointment in a cab in an area of heavy traffic. Suddenly, a man I thought I recognized waved down the taxi. Since it was so hard to find a unoccupied taxi and I was sitting in the back, the driver decided to let the man sit up front. When he entered, I realized he was a local-superstar. Suddenly, my water broke! The contractions were really painful and I was screaming the whole time. I eventually had the babies in the taxi! It was so embarassing!

    #3269 — Comments (11) — Oct 31, 2006 at 3:15 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i want my sister out! shes almost 20 and still living at home. what the hell is wrong with her? she thinks shes god. fuck her! sometimes i want to piss in a cup and pour it all over her damn bed and fucking clothes. i fucking dislike that fucking bitchass cunt. leaving the fucking stereo on at night! just to piss me off! FUCK HER! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! FUCK HER ! why cant they kick the fucking twat out!?

    #3268 — Comments (7) — Oct 11, 2006 at 1:24 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    when i was 12 my family to my uncle house for a labor day party there was pool so i push my older brothers in the pool my uncle tool me not to but i didn't listen so he grab me in his lap took off my shorts leaving me naked and since i was taller than i uncle it was more humiliating and my uncle let everyone spank 5 times if that wasn't worst he took my clothes and towels away from me for the rest of the party but i cover myself with a paper cup

    #3267 — Comments (5) — Oct 5, 2006 at 12:47 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
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