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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My aunt and i are always embarrissing each other. She wanted me 2 go 2 walmart with her today. I didnt want 2 but i noticed she had on a pair of sweat shorts. When she was walkin to the door i pantsed her and she had no panties on ethier.

    #3303 — Comments (19) — Oct 30, 2007 at 12:59 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    ok well on my dads there is this:

    my grandad-------his brother
    my dads sister---his son

    my auntie married my uncle there cousins do you think that thats weird?
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    also my aunties daughter is going out with my uncle(my moms brother) there not blood related but is this weird if they got married my cousin would be my auntie in law

    #3302 — Comments (4) — Oct 29, 2007 at 4:27 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Has anyone got anymore could brother vs sister rivalry that ends up in some sort of embarrassing nudity....

    #3300 — Comments (76) — Oct 23, 2007 at 9:47 AM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    was on leave at home from the military. I was spending the evening over my aunt Elaine's house( she was 49, I was 23)and she had a separated friend over (about 42). We were drinking and I ended up having sex with the friend. I don't remember anything after that until I woke up the next morning (by the way my uncle Bill was out of town). I woke up feeling really sore around my package, so I got up to ask my aunt what was up. I said that I thought I had boned
    her friend but couldn't remember it. She acted nervous and I asked what was up. She said her friend had left after we finished and I guess I had passed out. She said she went to check on me and found me on the bed still with an erection(I guess maybe from Drinking). She said she couldn't help herself and lubed up my shaft and rode on me until she came like three times. She started to get upset and asked me not to ther husband. I acted upset but in reality it excited me. I told her to open her robe (she had no bra and some peach colored thigh-high briefs with a little lace around the legs and band). I bent her over my knee and began to spank her for her "crime". I made her butt red and then told her to service me as a punishment. I finished up by having my first (and her's) ever anal sex. I told her that we were even now. But at lest once a month we get together now.

    #3299 — Comments (8) — Oct 14, 2007 at 9:17 PM — That's Juicy! (7) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    So one day my family was at the pool. I, nine at the time, had a friend with me and my sister, seven had two friends with her. Anyway, my friend and I were picking on her and her friend, and they retaliated by pulling our swimsuits down in front of everyone!! All the people at the pool got a good look at our prepubescent, shriveled penises, and I was so embarrassed I started peeing right there! All the kids were laughing at us, and I've never lived this down.

    #3298 — Comments (3) — Sep 21, 2007 at 3:50 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My ex has been passing our biracial kid for white in his new all-Jewish neighborhood. I found out a couple months ago that his neighbors thought I was a nanny of some sorts (who only works at night and on weekends and just happens to be really affectionate with her charge --I wonder where they though the kid was half the week?) Anyway, I outed them. I sent invites to a Black History month celebration in our kid's name. Ex is furious.

    #3296 — Comments (5) — Sep 20, 2007 at 4:39 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My mother in law and brother in law came over tonight for supper and to visit a while. I haven't seen them in a few weeks because I was not happy with some things my mother in law said during a phone conversation a few weeks ago. So, I don't think I have gotten over it quite yet. I stood there making supper for almost an hour. She watched from a chair, which is fine because she was a guest in our home not to mention she can not cook. Anyway, I think she knew I have not been too happy about her rude comments lately...I was nice enough but quiet and could not look her in the face. Okay, me not being able to get over this so easilly is starting to scare me a little. My husband and I have always had a really good relationship and always gotten along. I do not want this to blow into a fight. I couldn't bare to have my husband in between. I know there are plenty of women who have had similar problems with nagging, intrusive, rude and pitty party throwing mother in laws...How do you deal without putting your husband on the front line of war...or better yet, how can I avoid a war and be able to tolerate the pain in the butt?

    #3295 — Comments (2) — Aug 24, 2007 at 10:56 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I need to vent so bad. I normally like my mother in law, but lately I can not spend more that 2 minutes near her or on the phone. She is always crying about money, her job, her life in general (but recieved a huge amt from a settlement and is not in wanting for anything). Whenever anyone else has a problem she tells them how it would be in her shoes, the never ending pitty party for her is constant. She never says anything nice to say about our plans concerning children (we plan on having 2). Her rude and intrusive comments always go without any consequences because she has already alienated other family members and can not come to grips with the outcome of having them basically disown her. So, instead of asking her to back off a little and let us be, I am here venting. I used to feel bad for her now I just see her as a whine bag. My husband and I don't get into arguments about this and have a pretty good relationship. I have mentioned this to him a couple times and he agrees but I do not want him to feel uncomfortable in anyway and know that he loves his mother very much as well as me. I could never come between that. I just need to limit my time spent with her and hope that I don't explode. Like I said, I can tolerate her and know that my husband has been getting sick of it too. It is not place to say anything because she is his mother and I would be pissed if he ever said anything negative to my mother. (I would rather) How many people have problems with their mother/father in laws?

    #3294 — Comments (2) — Aug 17, 2007 at 9:31 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have a clasical bookcase nuts of a family! I wasn't raised by my family, I am thankful. Within the last 6 years I have built a relationship with my biological family, I now think they are crazy. Drugs, mental illness, crazed thoughts, you name it they do it. I find their behavior very negative and unstable. I have left messages and sent letters for them to never contact me again! I have changed my phone number, thank goodness I don't live in the same state. I never want anything to do with any of them. Praising hurting others, scamming others, and not loving others is not for me!

    #3293 — Comments (2) — Aug 11, 2007 at 3:52 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    out of desperation, and not thinking I could go to my family for help, I took something that did not belong to me and sold it. realize now what caused me to act that way and am seriously working on it. was confronted about it and denied it (which is a lie I will take to my grave). The item is replaceable and this was the first time I have ever done something like this and will never, ever do it again. I cannot come clean with them but just need to get it off my chest. Realized that people have to like me for me - not for the things I may give them. Pleasing others got me into this hole and now I know I take care of me first - then if there is anything left and I want to, I will give to others. Also, it is ok to ask what's in it for me. Doing for others does not mean they will do for me and it's ok for me to find out where they stand before I do anything hoping to get something back.

    #3292 — Comments (5) — Jul 3, 2007 at 1:52 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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