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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This is not a sympathy message, bc i am not looking for anything but i just want u to know why i am the way i am...
    All my life I have been different from the other girls, i couldn't do some things they could and i couldnt buy the clothes they wore. Once i got to high school it was the same exact story. Never had a boyfriend and guys hardly paid attention to me. The last two years of highschool I got pretty bad depression. Senior year i took action and...i don't tell many people this...but i cut myself. The only person i told that year was my good friend and she was so worried that i was gona end my life one night she almost left her house to come get me. i dont know where i would be if it werent for my friends. I never got asked to prom either. So, when it came to college i thought it was gonna be so much more different bc i was going to be on a college sports team so i thought guys were going to love that. they "did". the football players had the same preseason as us and immidiately started paying attention to me. me, being nieve, thought they actually liked me so one guy used me after another. once i met my roommate i thought she was great until she slowly started to drop me and leave me in the dust. i turned to my two best guy friends there bc all the girls seemed to hate me. i had no girl friends for a long time. my roommate spread roomers about me that i was a slutty whore even though i was a virgin the whole time i was there. they vandalized my name tage outside my door with words like slut and whore and i eventually had to quit the team, i did horribly in school, and i finally left the school. even after i left boys sent me rude and demeaning facebook posts and messages that just made me feel like i would never mean anything to any guy bc i ruined myself. When i went to CLC this boy in my english class would always flirt with me and wait for me after class. he kept pestering me about having sex and i kept saying no and no time and time again. he agreed and acted like he was going to ask me out. nope...we had sex and he never talked to me again and continued on to use my other friend in the class. my mom found out about this through my taddle tale of a cousin and she said that i was going to end up like my knocked up cousins and she was ashamed to have me as a daughter. she made me change my phone number and get rid of facebook. thank god i had my last bf at the time or else i would never had gotten through it. everything got better with my mom and then he dumped me out of the blue. so my self confidence plummetted, and now i believe that no guy will truly like me for who i am so i try to make him like me in any way i can. i cant help it, and thats y i do wat i do. thats all i'm gonna say, u can accept it or not.
    Also, every time i ask u online wats wrong and if u wana talk about it u keep it in so dont say that we never get to know each other when we hang out bc u dont tell me anything anyways. even though u know u always can.
    ttyl

    #3153 — Comments (1) — Apr 6, 2009 at 11:42 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My husband has gone stupid! Completely stupid.

    #3152 — Comments (10) — Apr 3, 2009 at 7:16 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My family consists of two sisters and a step brother. My sisters make me jack him off which I like to do. I am going to tell my sisters please do not make me suck his dick. I am going to use reverse psycology so they will make me suck his dick.

    #3151 — Comments (8) — Mar 20, 2009 at 7:28 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My mother in law is the meanest bitch in the world!

    She pisses and moans about how horrible I am to my husband and I fucking hate that miserable hateful old BITCH!!!!

    I swear she is to fucking mean to die!

    She's going to live to 200 she is so fucking MEAN and BITCY!!!

    And she also smells! Her fucking bedroom smells because she won't let me vaccuum the dust out of that shit hole the mean old bitch lives in!!!

    BITCH BITCH BITCH!!!!

    #3150 — Comments (6) — Mar 20, 2009 at 4:22 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My great-Aunt and Uncle have 2 kids..both of which are in their mid-late 30's. The whole family (except their son, who is the youngest of the 2) goes to church, lives a really old faashioned lifestyle, and rarely accept any type of changes in their lives. Their Daughter who is the oldest is like 38 years old, still a virgin, never been on a date, never wears makeup, and lives by every word my aunt says. The problem is, she desperately wants a family of her own, because my Aunt isnt going to be around forever to take care of her. But she is literally TERRIFIED to ask her mother for any type of adult freedom. My Aunt even tells her who she can and can not be friends with. "Becca" my cousin, has confided in me that she wants to become more adult like. I want to help her tell my Aunt that its time to cut the apron strings but I don't know how, without seeming like I am butting in their business.
    The other problem, is their son "Kevin". Kevin weighs about 450 pounds (both becca and kevin are morbidly obese and have horrible oral hygiene, both are virgins..forbidden to date!), and he barely keeps a job. He sits around and demands things from Becca who quit her job to stay at home with my Aunt who is blind. But Kevin just treats his family like dirt while he sits around and eats everything in the house. I feel like someone needs to step in and say something. Im not usually one to butt in other peoples business, but this time, I feel like I almost have to. If I am talking to Becca on the phone, my Aunt will pick up the other phone and insists on knowing what we are talking about. BECCA IS A GROWN ASS WOMAN.
    To top it off, my Aunt is a bible THUMPER. Her church is everything to her, her FEMALE minister basically runs her life, and she lives by the book. But I see her going against alot of things that the bible speaks about. She loves to gossip. She fed her kids whatever they wanted and now they are obese (gluttony in the bible). She has a female minister. And she basically doesn't let her kids make their own decisions.
    What do I do? Do I say something or just keep my mouth shut? becca is begging for my help but I just dont want to piss my aunt off, because we are actually pretty close. I love my family but I just see so many things wrong. If my Aunt and uncle were to die (god forbid) but Kevin and becca would have no clue as to how to live! They don't even know how to write a check! Its just nuts. What do I do??

    #3149 — Comments (3) — Mar 20, 2009 at 2:40 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    taking a shower at home during a vist from my inlaws-- she asked if she could come in and use it the toilet--I didn't think anything of it but my father in law and wife had gone out I guess but she stayed back-- I was behind the curtain so I didn't see her strip down but then she opened the curtain and I saw her naked bod-- I was 24 at the time and she was around 47-- I was embarrassed but I mainly covered myseld because I began to pop a boner-- she told me not to worry and climbed in a took hold of it -- she said to go along with it or she would tell my wife-- I reluctantly did it because I was afraid that my wife would blame me--

    #3147 — Comments (6) — Mar 15, 2009 at 4:15 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My mother-in-law is beginning to show the signs of Alzheimers. She lives 4 hours away from us, in a town where one of her othersons lives. Should we discuss this with him?

    #3146 — Comments (2) — Mar 12, 2009 at 12:13 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am ready to get out.If I have been living with my man for 24 years but we are not legally married do I need to file for divorce.

    We are common law married.We have three kids together.One is grown and lives on his own and the other two are almost grown.I have decided I am not going to fight over the kids because I want this to be as easy as possible for them.They can either live with me or my common law hubby.I will let them decide with no pressure whatsoever.

    I went and looked at an apartment and I am so ready for this.I have decided my other half can keep the house.I don't want nothing we have had together(except the kids if they want to live with me).

    I have a secret job interview monday.I am planning on getting a new job,new apartment and a new life.I will keep my fingers crossed that I get this job.If I get this job I will be one step closer to my plans.

    Do I need to file for divorce if I am commonly law married?

    #3145 — Comments (4) — Mar 8, 2009 at 8:44 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My mother in law is a DRUNK! She drinks every chance she gets and it humiliates EVERYONE around her because she get obnoxious and is really mean to everyone. We just recently moved to Hawaii and the NIGHT before out flight left to come out here, she got drunk and almost got us kicked out of the hotel we were staying in. Our 2 small children were asleep when 2 hotel security guards brought her to our room DRUNK AS A SKUNK! She was bleeding and she almost quit breathing twice. We carried her back to her room where she persisted to beat on my husband and call me by my daughters name, but called me a bitch. Then she wanted to come in to OUR home and drink wine. She got drunk at my daughters 2nd Birthday, she gets drunk at Christmas, and pretty much every day that she gets a chance. We can talk to her at 8 in the morning or 11 at night, and she will be drunk! No one in her family seems to care or want to help her. I have tried to help her myself by talking to her and encouraging her to clean herself up..but I have no luck. Most recently she called drunk and told my Husband that she regretted having him and she hoped she never had to see him again. This is just going toooooooooooooo far. Any advice?

    #3144 — Comments (11) — Mar 6, 2009 at 11:53 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My brother and I fight a lot and he quite often won. This time it was no different, he had pinned me, face down and pulled at my ponytail. This hurt and I begged him to stop, he said that if he let go he would would walk me through and embarrassment (for being weak). I was in so much pain I agreed. He reached down the back of my sweats and pulled my panties up into a wedgie. He made a comment on the colour (baby blue and pink with baby yellow polka dots on it) and used the wedgie to stand me up, he made me take my top off, unclip my bra and take my sweats off. He walked me out to the back of the house to our back gate, using the handle he hooked me up there by the wedgie, this hurt more and I was left hanging there until my panties ripped and I fell to the floor.

    Now I am here seeking revenge, I have read some of the other posts on this site and like the ideas but I want something that will total humiliate him and something I can use as possible blackmail in the future.

    Any Ideas?

    #3143 — Comments (15) — Feb 13, 2009 at 7:24 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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