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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    WHen my dad was in the shower i cracked the door open to see his privets wow

    #3111 — Comments (4) — Sep 22, 2008 at 10:41 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A couple of months ago i caught my brother sniffing a pair of panties that i had just taken off. First i was shocked but then it started to turn me on. Since then i have been leaving my panties were he can get them easy. I masterbate in them so he can smell and tast my cum. I know it is wrong but i want to somehow get himto smell and tast me for real. I have started to make sure he sees me naked and even left my door open and he saw me masterbating. I pretended not to notice him watching and had one of the best orgasims ever. I am thinking of going nto his room when he is ther in nothing but panties and masterbate in front of him then give him the panties to lick and sniff.

    #3110 — Comments (19) — Sep 22, 2008 at 9:50 AM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    The hateful cunting bitch was his secretary (she was still married to her first husband at the time) while he was married to my mother.

    My piece of shit father started having an affair with the bitch and then the shit really started.

    He moved in with hateful drunken bitchypoo and then she started in on me.

    YOU'RE STUPID!(I was about 9 when this all started)
    YOU'RE A WHORE!!
    YOU'RE WHITE TRASH!!
    I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REALLY LIKE!!

    She is a mean hateful drunk, she belittled and humiliated me to the point where I thought I was inferior to her daughter.

    The worst part is she and my drunken father made a point of convincing me that I was insane. I ended up thinking that I was going to be in a mental hospital soon. I remember looking at a bed with restraints on it and I got so sad thinking that this was my future.

    She is an evil bitch and I hope she and her cunting bitch of a daughter drown in a bottle of wine!

    #3109 — Comments (5) — Sep 20, 2008 at 4:30 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My father is a Bush loving racist republikkklan who drinks everyday. He has been like that my whole life.

    I don't hate him for being a drunk, I hate him for handing me over to his hateful drunken wife who emotionally and psychologically abused the hell out of me for about 10-12 years.

    I have absolutely no respect for him, he doesn't deserve it, I'm a married woman now and my husband has no respect for him either.

    #3108 — Comments (4) — Sep 20, 2008 at 4:12 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I swear I want to punch that hateful miserable self-pitying mean old woman in the head!

    She fucking screams at me and treats me like her maid, and she complains about everything!!!

    Woe is me I'm old!
    I don't feel good
    I have liver cancer (she doesn't)
    Don't use a cell phone it will give you brain cancer (I still use my cell phone every day)
    I'm going to die soon
    Plan my funeral
    It hurts me to walk (I'm the one who's disabled she moves faster than me)
    I have no strength
    I haven't been outside in so long (no on is stopping you bitch)
    I pray to God to take me from my life of woe! (your to fucking mean to die bitch!)
    Every fucking day!!!

    She is jealous of me because I'm the other woman in her sons life and it's pathetic!!!

    Is there anyone out there who wants to buy a hateful mean miserable old bitch?

    #3107 — Comments (9) — Sep 11, 2008 at 11:27 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A lot of boys try their sister's panties on. Some enjoy them. Some are discovered by their sister. (Most really as they don't put them away properly.) Some sisters have fun with their brothers by laughing at them. A few boys wear them secretly.

    Has any sister caught their brother wearing your panties or suspected of them wearing your panties. I am anxious to know what you did.

    #3106 — Comments (3) — Sep 5, 2008 at 5:00 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My fucking blood relations (I WILL NOT CALL THEM FAMILY) spewed out racist insults at my bridal shower right in front of my husband!!! He told me he's part black, jewish, and latino and these assholes are screaming nigger nigger nigger porch monkey etc . . . RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!!!

    How the hell did I come from these assholes!!!!

    #3105 — Comments (3) — Sep 3, 2008 at 11:12 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    No one knows that, before my husband and I were married (when I was only 19), his dad felt me up. He completely slipped his hand inside my shirt & tried to unhook my bra. I was horrified. To this day, he acts totally normal around me, like it never happened. I'll never tell my husband.

    #3210 — Comments (1) — Aug 8, 2008 at 1:04 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My mother in law is such a snotty bitch. She comes from a priveleged family & her whole life revolves arround appearances. She's like a fucking Stepford wife! She looks down on my parents/family because they were on the complete opposite end of the spectrum: blue-collar, hard workers, and we lived in a mobile home for a while. I have this paranoid suspicion that she cracks jokes about me behind my back. It's impossible to live up to her standards, and I'm afraid she's always going to feel like I'm not good enough for her son.

    #3209 — Comments (6) — Aug 8, 2008 at 12:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was reading the above named post and was really turned on

    has anyone got anymore similar stories

    #3208 — Comments (3) — Jul 16, 2008 at 3:42 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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