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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I went the the movies with my mom and noticed she never got up to go to the bathroom once and she had a soda and a refill. When the movie got done and we got out of the theather she said she had to pee really bad. She said she didnt wanna miss the movie so shes been holding it for awhile. as she was making her way to the bathroom she had to stop and hold herslef and one time i could here her say to herself oops i just went a little. she was very despeatre and the bathrom was on the other side of the theather form where our movie was at. we were only about halfway to the bathroom when she told me I cant hold it anymore. we were closer to an exit to the bathroom so we went outside and we got by the car and she said its too late im going to pee my pants. She stood by the car and just let it all out making a puddle on the ground.

    #3259 — Comments (7) — Apr 29, 2006 at 3:25 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    So my Mother called today and asked why I hadn't called her in a week.
    I told her I was busy.
    She bought me a sweater and wanted to know when I would pick it up.
    I didn't even say "thank you"

    Our relationship is strained. She is an unhappy woman. I am sick of feeling responsible for her.

    #3258 — Comments (5) — Apr 17, 2006 at 11:26 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Anyone know? My dad's is average. My younger brother's is really thick. And mine is longer and thin. I've never seen my dad or my bro hard though so maybe it evens out?

    #3257 — Comments (3) — Apr 13, 2006 at 11:57 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    One day my brother was smokeing and he told to tell him if there was a adult comeing. But this time I kinda foregot. Well my dad was off of work and he was comeing up the drive way. I didn't see him and thomas didn't either. he was almost done smokeing and my dad pulled up .he said what are you doing .

    #3256 — Comments (6) — Apr 12, 2006 at 9:40 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My sister married this dope head, he fried his brain about 10 years ago on pot, then he drove his motercyle off a bluff and fucked up his head some more, messed up his leg, and one arm, He gets around like the hunchback of noterdame. Last week at a funeral he was lobberassing around and fell in a ditch full of water. Me and my two brothers and another brother in law laughed till we almost got down at the stupid sob, and wouldn't help him out. sister got pissed, said she wasn't ever comeing over to our places again. My sides still hurts.

    #3255 — Comments (3) — Mar 2, 2006 at 5:26 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My cousin is 3 years younger than me and has seven kids (5 different fathers). My sister-in-law is 7 years older and has three kids (plus she miscarried 2). I am pregnant with my second child and want my husband to have a vasectomy after this one is born. Everyone seems to think that I am being selfish.

    #3254 — Comments (6) — Jan 18, 2006 at 12:16 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was a child I used to think my aunt was a nice person. She is not I've discovered.

    She is a pretentious and overly religous hypocrite whose idea of charity is to buy flowers for nuns. SShe says let's do lunch I will call next week and then never calls. This has happened twice already. She lies and, frankly, is evil. She complains about not being able to use a personal shopper at Saks fith avenue after her lawyer husband took went into government service. What a pity! The word 'compassion' is utterly lost on her.
    .

    fuck her

    #3253 — Comments (1) — Jan 8, 2006 at 11:11 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    She is very dirty. Very uncivilized.
    She comes between my married life.
    I from the bottom of my heart honestly pray to god , that Please give me a brek for life time from HER.

    I do not mean any bad or wrong or unfair, but I want to live an enjoy my married and family life now I have had enough of her. Please listen to my prayer

    #3252 — Comments (7) — Jan 1, 2006 at 7:30 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Hi.

    You'll probably think am copying this story, from help this is serious, but i swear to god i'm not & it isnt' the same as him/her story. My friend's been being abused by one of her parents everyone knows even adults and my friends parents but knowone is doing anything and i promised her i wouldn't do anything but i want to. I called a helpline and they said they couldn't do anything unless she called and told them, what a load of help!

    #3251 — Comments (3) — Nov 30, 2005 at 6:34 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I came into my room last night and saw my sister with my calvin klein boxers on. I told her to take my underwear off and she pulled them down and she had on my ftl tighty whities I wear for track on. I vomitted all over the bathroom.

    #3250 — Comments (24) — Nov 23, 2005 at 11:48 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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