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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Ok so I am unfortunatly related to the most vial, mean, dip shit ass holes ever in the entire exsitence of man. They have the ugliest souls of ANYONE I have ever had to know. I wish nothing but BAD karma on these two ass holes. I will NEVER call them my sisters for they are nothing but pond scum. I hope their lives are filled with pain and suffering. For any one who says (oh you shouldnt wish bad on any one) YOU DONT KNOW THESE TWO NASTY TURDS. The thought that they breath the same AIR as the rest of the normal NICE people of the world is sickning. May all the bad things they have done onto others come back and bite them on their FAT asses. I HATE you D.L. and C.B. you know who you are and may you BURN in hell. No one and I mean NO one in the family even likes you two any more. You have burned all your bridges with EVERYONE. Your true colors have showed crystal clear and everyone thinks you two are disgusting. Fuck you and have a bad life. BTW life is SOOOOOOO much nicer with out the two of you. I just hope the rest of the world steers WAY clear of you.

    #3187 — Comments (1) — Sep 6, 2009 at 4:20 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm in love with my cousin and I've known it for years. She's my first cousin and our family is extremely close so my feelings for her are very wrong. I will never tell her but the pain is so unbearable. I love her honestly and completely. She makes me feel so alive. I will carry this to my grave.

    #3186 — Comments (4) — Sep 3, 2009 at 11:41 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    we have a pet chicken called Delilah and i frequently dream about pleasuring myself with her ;)
    you have not known a true wet dream til you have dreamt about shagging a chicken

    #3185 — Comments (1) — Aug 30, 2009 at 4:39 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I HATE MY MOTHER IN LAW AND WOULD GIVE MY RIGHT TIT TO JUST HAVE 10 MINUTES TO GO AFTER HER ASS. I HATE MY BITCH ASS BROTHER IN LAW WHOSE THE BIGGEST BITCH OF A MAN...SCARED OF EVERYTHING, AND HIS STUPID ASS GIRL FRIEND WHOSE A FUCKING DOORMAT, STUPID BITCH FAILS TO INFORM PEOPLE ABOUT ALL THE ABORTIONS SHES HAD WITH HER 11 YEAR RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT LOSER OF A BOYFRIEND, WHATS EVEN FUNNIER IS ALL THE OTHER KIDS HE WOULD HAVE WHILE HE'S BEEN WITH HER HEY I'VE ONLY KNOW OF HIS PATHETIC ASS FOR 5 YEARS AND THE SOB HAS HAD 1 GIRL HAVE 3 ABORTIONS, AND ANOTHER GIRL HAVE 2, AND ANOTHER ONE HAD THE BABY THAT THE DOORMAT GIRLFRIEND STILL DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT....FUNNY! BUT WERE THE CONSTANT TOPIC OF YOUR DISCUSSIONS! PRICELESS

    #3184 — Comments (1) — Aug 28, 2009 at 12:53 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Are you currently in a major dispute with a family member? Is this feud causing a ruckus in your household, or making home life unbearable? Are other family members staying neutral or are sides being chosen? Has the dispute elevated to the point where some legal action has been taken or has become necessary? Are you considering seeking family counseling for this feud, or does this feud seem to have no end in sight?

    OR, is your family currently feuding with another family, like a modern day Hatfields vs McCoys? Are you not allowed to talk to them, even though you might be friends with one of their members? If you feel like a family reunion is going to be virtually impossible to pull off this year or ever, MTV wants to hear from you.

    If you appear to be between the ages of 17-28 and are embroiled in a family feud please email us at [email protected] Be sure to include your name, your story, a phone number and a photo.

    Tell MTV why you need to be seen and heard. This is your chance to let others see what your life is all about!

    #3183 — Comments (5) — Aug 22, 2009 at 2:37 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'll keep it short - went to a family funeral and saw some relatives for the first time in many years. I ended up in a family room at the funeral home with my 18 year old niece (18 by 2 weeks). When my brother (her Dad) and my sister-in-law walked in, the niece was on her knees with a mouthful of me (she was a very willing participant). My brother wants me arrested - or killed, my wife wants a divorce, my own daughter called me a "sick perv" and my mother says she doesn't think she can go on living. The niece? She just sent a picture to my cell phone of her naked playing with herself. I might as well go try and nail her - can't get any worse, tight?

    #3182 — Comments (10) — Aug 21, 2009 at 11:04 AM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My wifes brother's wife ..

    My wife told me a story once about her sis-in-law being caught screwing around with her other brother.. Ive always thought the accussed sis-in-law to be quite sexy, me being flirtatious and all devised a plan to test the waters to see if she really was a slut and if so try and get in on the action..I started making little comments with innuendos and she always laughed,smiled, or played along..then i moved on to playful touching..to all out grabs and feels..I stayed over one night and purposely exposed my cock after getting out of the shower, she came over and bent down and gave me about 3 seconds of a BJ, then smiled and walked away.A few weeks later I dropped by unanounced when I knew her Hubby, my Bro In law would be away.. she opened the door and I fucked her right on the couch. That was 3 yrs ago, and weve been meeting up at a local chain hotel ever since..I must have fucked her a 100X and have like 40K in points from the said hotel chain.

    So yeah, my sis in law is a slut, and I dont feel guilty anymore.

    #3181 — Comments (9) — Aug 15, 2009 at 11:16 AM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    because she sits her panty cladded ass on my face and jacks me off every day.

    #3180 — Comments (3) — Aug 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    worn a pair of my sister's panties that she wore to school every school day from 9th grade through her senior year except for when she was on her period. Now she is away at college, I have no panties to wear.

    #3179 — Comments (5) — Aug 8, 2009 at 12:46 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    this goes beyound mere sibling squables. i hate her and would happily dance on her grave, for years she has been fat and ugly and now she has lost a bit of weight she goes out clubbing (with my mums money "muuuum can i have £40 to go out clubbing and get wasted so i can strut aroun like a prostitute offering it around?") she has her own tv in her room yet goes downstairs to watch and will sit there making obnoxious comments on everything to diliberatly wind me up. and my mum has a the guts to call me jealous of that fat slut who left education for a shit end job with shit pay and live just leeching off mum and dad, everyone sees how she walks all over my mum but mum herself!!!! she makes me sick and i have only just scratched the surface of how bad she is, i hav actually considered killing myself and blaming it on her, maybe then my mum will realise how unhappy my so called sster makes me!

    #3178 — Comments (2) — Aug 7, 2009 at 3:15 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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