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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My family moved to a new neighborhood when I was 16 because my father said our old one was "getting to many n--gers". He told my sister and me that he would kill us if we ever dated a black boy. Of course, my sister promptly met, slept with, got pregnant by, and married a black guy. He's a wonderful husband and everything my dad and brothers aren't (physically fit, educated, moral, etc.) At the time, I was horrified. Not because she was with a black guy but because she cut herself off from our family. My mom and I talk to her, but no one else.

    I went to college and started interacting with people of all races. I made several black friends, but often found myself in an awkward position when an appealing black guy would ask me out. If I didn't go out with him, I was just following my dad's orders. If I did, was I doing it just to be defiant. And it seemed that many of the black women I knew didn't want white women dating "their" men anyway.

    When I graduated from college, I had the option of moving back home to live rent free or struggling on my own in an apartment. I have a lot of student loans so I moved home. I realized that my then-boyfriend was just a younger version of my dad and I dumped him. One day, I met a guy in a bookstore. He was smart and funny and black. We've been sneaking around my family for six months.

    #3221 — Comments (13) — Mar 24, 2005 at 8:13 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Right this happened a few years ago now when I was 13. Now being the only male child I had my own room, my twin sisters (14 at the time) shared a room and my little sister (10 at the time) also had her own room. We used to play fight like children do, and especially worse when our parents were out. Well this one time when our parents were out we started to play fight. For "fair" teams I was on my own (as usual)and my sisters were grouped together. So as we fought they managed to over power me and pinned me, the twins on a leg each and my little sister on my hands. One of the twins thought it would be funny to teach my little sis about the male anatomy, so they undressed me exposing my manhood. She thought it was hilarious and started to flick it, they pulled and twisted it until I had an erection. Again she found this hilarious. One of the twins ran up and raided my little sisters wardrobe. Got her school skirt, barbie panties and bra, ankle socks and little t - shirt and dressed me in it. Embarrassing or what and they told all their mates that a 13 year old lad was beaten, striped and costumed by 3 girls, one 3 years younger.

    #3220 — Comments (7) — Mar 10, 2005 at 12:48 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My mother in law has to be the biggest bitch I have ever met! She called my husband this afternoon and asked if we could come up with our 7 month old son to visit. So hubby called me and asked me what did he think and I told him that I didn't think taking our son was a good idea since he's been teething really bad and is cranky almost all the time. Nothing makes him happy no matter what we do, and I didn't want to subject his parents to that when our son doesn't get to see them very often. I said that next month we could probably take him or even later this month once this bad teething stage is done.

    So I asked him to call his mom back and ask her if it was okay for us just to come up this weekend and leave the baby with my family since they watch him during the day while we both work and go to college full time. He called his mother back and she said she only wanted him to come up then, and I could stay home. I'm so pissed at her! Just because she isn't getting what she wants, she's going to be a bitch to me over it. I won't let my husband take the baby up there alone because I know what my husband's childhood was like and how his mother's parenting skills are. When my husband was a child and she didn't want to deal with him, she'd dope him up on Benadryl and make him sleep. I am not having that with my child.

    I should have known where I stood when on Mother's Day I didn't get so much as a card or a call from her and we bought her a really nice gift and spent the money for it even when we didn't have the money at the time and she didn't get me anything, yet on father's day, she went all our for my husband and bought him a whole bunch of tools, a toolbox, and some clothes. I hate my mother in law so much I wish she would just roll over and die!! I hate her as much, if not more, than she seems to hate me.

    #3219 — Comments (4) — Mar 2, 2005 at 12:00 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I just came back from working in France for four years...and when I get back, I see my daughter wearing these tight pants and shirt that looks more like half a shirt. She' only 13 years old for god sakes! I don't want to see her dress this way when she's that young.

    #3218 — Comments (8) — Feb 20, 2005 at 7:02 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I don't have a problem with interracial relationships. In fact, given the light skin and more curly than kinky hair my family has, I'm pretty sure that have some white ancestors. However, my sister's white boyfriend has got to go.

    He is what I was raised to never say: "poor white trash". Jake brags that no one in his family has ever graduated from high school. He works maybe seven weeks out of the year at a real job and the last time he was fired for being drunk at work. The rest of the time does odd jobs that are really hobbies like being a guide for rich hunters. He has four children by three different women and doesn't pay child support for any of them. When our family visits, he sits around in just jeans and talks about how his great-granddaddy was a slaveowner.

    My sister is a college graduate. She has a good job and owns the house that she and Jake live in. She's attractive and has a great personality. Before she got involved with him, she was engaged to a great guy from church. Now I'm afraid that eligible well-off black men won't want to be with her. She says she loves him and is willing to put up with his crap because he's just ignorant.

    How can I get rid of him?

    #3217 — Comments (7) — Feb 18, 2005 at 9:50 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I just got out of rehab. My sponser says that I should tell people I hurt that I am sorry, but I've found it really difficult. The worst thing is that I am pretty sure that I was the one who destroyed my parents' wedding photos (cut up and burned). I say pretty sure because it happened during a long weekend when my parents were away. I had two parties and the house got really trashed. My neighbor called my mom's cell phone and told her that I was having parties. My mom called me and said I was grounded. I got pissed and got drunk. I don't remember all that I did between then and my parents coming home. So I don't know if I did it or someone else did at during one of the parties. What should I do?

    #3216 — Comments (6) — Feb 5, 2005 at 3:03 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My sis only eats white foods: rice, fish, cream cheese. What the fuck?

    #3215 — Comments (1) — Feb 4, 2005 at 8:22 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My dad died 10 years ago and my mom had been married and divorced 2x since then. Now she wants to marry "Arnie", her 24 year old gay next-door neighbor.

    She says she knows Arnie is gay (how could she not when he lived with another guy for the last 5 years and had loud gay parties every weekend!) but that they love each other and want to be together forever.

    I asked her if she and Arnie have sex. She said not yet that they didn't need it right now. She said that in the future, they might. Meanwhile, they are happy with kissing, hlding hands, and snuggling naked.

    I'm horrified! I can't believe that she is foolish enough to believe that Arnie is in love with a 55 year old overweight woman. He must want her money.

    #3214 — Comments (4) — Feb 3, 2005 at 2:09 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm 14. My cousin who is also 14 came to live with us this summer when we moved here in July. It was just supposed to be for the summer. But now his parents are getting divorced. And my mom says my aunt will probably end up in a mental hospital from the stress. So my mome went to the high school today to enroll my cousin. She even asked to put him in all the same classes as me. Except gym (because girls and boys are separate) and band. He wanted to be in band and I want to do Advanced Cheer & Pom.

    Anyway, he is weird. He looks normal, even hot (kinda like Freddy Prinze, Jr.). But he acts creepy and is all into the Lord of the Rings and swords. He doesn't try to talk to any girls at all. But I don't think he is gay because he has all these drawings of elf girls and princesses around his room. What can I do?
    I want him to be more normal because I have been looking forward to high school my whole life. When people find out he is my cousin, no one will like me.

    #3213 — Comments (6) — Jan 31, 2005 at 2:16 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I've got this step kid that came with his mom when I married her, I adopted him when he was just over a year old. I thought it would work, but him and his mother, and her folks wouldn't let it, they made my life a living hell, he moved in with his grand folks when he was 14, that was 24 years ago, and that was the happist day of my life. His mom left me shortly after that and I havn't missed him or her once. In the last few years he has caused trouble between me and the two kids that her and I had, what would bring me pleasure now is to pick up the paper and read where he had been hit by a mack truck.

    #3327 — Comments (4) — Jan 8, 2005 at 4:34 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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