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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I sucked my brothers cock a couple of times.
    one time I told him to jerk it and tell me when he was going to cum, when he did I put my mouth on it and sucked his cock till he shot his cum in my mouth. it was really cool to feel the cum shooting out. I swallowed all of it. then I got back in my bed and jerked off. I made sure he knew I was jerking off and came all over myself still tasting his cum in my mouth.

    I would LOVE to do that again...

    #3170 — Comments (3) — Jun 27, 2009 at 1:30 PM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Q. How do you embarrass an 18 year old female cousin?
    A. Pants her in front of the whole family on Christmas Day.

    This happened to me yesterday. We were all at our grandmother's house giving and receiving presents as you do. I stood up and walked over to one of my aunties to collect the gift. As soon as the gift was in my hands my little cousin (15) pulled down my jeans. I froze with embarrassment standing there with my flowered patterned, black and red, frilly laced panties on show. As quick as that happened there was an uproar of laughing. I ran out of the room without pulling my jeans up.

    Now I am planning revenge, I don't know whether to make it a private humiliation (ie just me and him, making him do the very worst of things) or make it a public one (ie pantsing in front of whole family)...

    Ideas people...

    #3169 — Comments (6) — Jun 24, 2009 at 6:33 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was rather sympathtic to him after all he's starting his vacation today. Then he started whining he should know after 20 years that it means no sympathy. As a matter of fact I think I'll go to a hotel for the night as soon as he goes to bed.

    #3168 — Comments (4) — Jun 21, 2009 at 8:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was not quite ready when my date showed up so I told my little sister to go keep him busy until I was ready. Later my date was acting weird and told me my sister asked him if he wanted to play "stink finger." WTF?

    #3167 — Comments (1) — Jun 18, 2009 at 10:47 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My little brother is very annoying. The other day I was sitting on our sofa in the living room. He came in and pulled me off the sofa, he started to wrestle me and managed to pin me. He grabbed the back of my bra and stretched it out. I begged him not to twang it back and said that I would do anything just expecting to do his chores or something. He agreed as long as I did whatever he said. He allowed me to stand up and told me to put my arms in the air. Unaware of what he was going to do I did it. My top was lifted off and he pulled my sweats down. There I was standing in front of my little brother in just my red bra and lime green thong. He marched me into his bedroom where he had his laptop and webcam on. He told me to take my bra and thong off and dance. I did... He had 9 of his mates watching on their webcams.

    My Revenge was worth it though. My best friend and I jumped him when he was in his pjs, stripped him off them leaving him in his green fitted boxers. He took him outside and pushed him into our pond. We took his boxers off him and put them on his head, tied his hands up with a shoelace and locked him outside. He ended up with a shrivelled penis and flu.

    #3166 — Comments (4) — Jun 16, 2009 at 4:05 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My husband and I took our daughter to get a dress for a holiday dance she was attending. She tried on a little cocktail dress, and while she's out of the dressing room modeling it, I see my husband getting a hard-on looking at her.

    Should I kill him, or just forget it?

    #3165 — Comments (17) — Jun 14, 2009 at 9:52 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My sister and I always pranked each other and one summer night she had a friend over and I thought this would b a great opportunity to embarrass her.

    Her bedroom door was locked but that wouldn't stop me I had a key cut. So i snuck into her bedroom both my sister and her friend were sleeping on the floor and when I looked down I had got more than I hoped for. It seems that because the night was so warm and the heat was getting too much for them, they had decided to take their pjs off. A 14 year old staring a too half naked girls my mind was in heaven. I crept over and for some reason started to play with my sister's friend's boobs.

    They were sleeping top to toe so this made my prank so much easier. I took my sister's friend's panties off and stared in awe at her amazing naked body. I moved over to my sister and took off her panties, if she wasn't blood relation I would have done more. Anyway I positioned them into the 69 position and burried their faces in each others private areas. I played with my sister's friend's boobs a little more then crept out again making sure I locked the door. I was woken up by the screams and lay in bed with a smile on my face.

    Given a week to retaliate my sister got her revenge though.

    #3164 — Comments (8) — Jun 13, 2009 at 4:15 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Almost every night I sneak into my sisters room and jack off spraying my cum somewhere on her body, her clothes or bed. I think she suspects but doesn't say anything. I hope she is pretending to be asleep but is secretly watching.

    #3163 — Comments (17) — Jun 10, 2009 at 10:37 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Yes I know I sholdn't be on here only being 16 but I need your help.

    Last Saturday my sister had a sleepover, with her friends they jumped me, stripped my, put make-up on me and made me do embarrassing things like jack off in front of them for my clothes back.

    I need Revenge. Ideas, please help me!!

    #3162 — Comments (6) — Jun 8, 2009 at 3:52 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My father is a hypocritical, overbearing, overweight, drunk. He takes my paychecks and doesn't give me anything. He doesn't listen, just lectures. I'm "always wrong" and to be honest, I can't stand being in the same room as him. Sometimes I wish I was brave enough to kill myself in front of him. Maybe then he'd understand how he makes me feel when he does all this shit.

    #3161 — Comments (6) — Jun 7, 2009 at 2:06 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove It.
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