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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My cousin is 3 years younger than me and has seven kids (5 different fathers). My sister-in-law is 7 years older and has three kids (plus she miscarried 2). I am pregnant with my second child and want my husband to have a vasectomy after this one is born. Everyone seems to think that I am being selfish.

    #3254 — Comments (6) — Jan 18, 2006 at 12:16 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was a child I used to think my aunt was a nice person. She is not I've discovered.

    She is a pretentious and overly religous hypocrite whose idea of charity is to buy flowers for nuns. SShe says let's do lunch I will call next week and then never calls. This has happened twice already. She lies and, frankly, is evil. She complains about not being able to use a personal shopper at Saks fith avenue after her lawyer husband took went into government service. What a pity! The word 'compassion' is utterly lost on her.
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    fuck her

    #3253 — Comments (1) — Jan 8, 2006 at 11:11 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    She is very dirty. Very uncivilized.
    She comes between my married life.
    I from the bottom of my heart honestly pray to god , that Please give me a brek for life time from HER.

    I do not mean any bad or wrong or unfair, but I want to live an enjoy my married and family life now I have had enough of her. Please listen to my prayer

    #3252 — Comments (7) — Jan 1, 2006 at 7:30 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Hi.

    You'll probably think am copying this story, from help this is serious, but i swear to god i'm not & it isnt' the same as him/her story. My friend's been being abused by one of her parents everyone knows even adults and my friends parents but knowone is doing anything and i promised her i wouldn't do anything but i want to. I called a helpline and they said they couldn't do anything unless she called and told them, what a load of help!

    #3251 — Comments (3) — Nov 30, 2005 at 6:34 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I came into my room last night and saw my sister with my calvin klein boxers on. I told her to take my underwear off and she pulled them down and she had on my ftl tighty whities I wear for track on. I vomitted all over the bathroom.

    #3250 — Comments (24) — Nov 23, 2005 at 11:48 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I don't know why but sometimes I just hate my mom! Is that a bad thing? She gets so pissed at me over the smallest non
    sense things ever! For example, I didn't find HER keys so she got all mad at me for nothing! She cusses me out all the time and I just want to tell her to get a life! My sister thinks the same thing about her...Anyone else feel like this about your mom!?

    #3249 — Comments (8) — Nov 16, 2005 at 7:56 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was 19, I was in a really bad relationship with this guy. He was mean and he treated me like crap. My family didn't like him because he was also immature and annoying. When I finally dumped him for another guy, he went crying to MY mother, and she took his side! She said that I was "pretty rotten to him." What a bitch!

    #3248 — Comments (1) — Nov 1, 2005 at 5:27 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    OK my little sister is a pain in the ass and she is ten years old and still shits her pants when she is really nervous or when she is in a car for to long and I hav to go on a road trip with her, the rest of my fami9ly and my girlfriends family and my mom asked me if I could have my little sister sit on my lap but I don't know if I should say yes or no. What should I say?

    #3247 — Comments (4) — Oct 21, 2005 at 10:28 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    is it wrong for me 2 fanatise about my my mother ???
    i saw her naked in the shower with full bush and nice boobs....dark nipples and good figure....am i wrong ???

    #3246 — Comments (8) — Sep 23, 2005 at 5:45 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i would never do anything like that! i'm 11years old but i know i'll never do that!

    #3245 — Comments (5) — Sep 6, 2005 at 9:47 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
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