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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was ten months pregnant with my twins, they finally decided to come out..but under the craziest circumstances. I was riding to a doctors appointment in a cab in an area of heavy traffic. Suddenly, a man I thought I recognized waved down the taxi. Since it was so hard to find a unoccupied taxi and I was sitting in the back, the driver decided to let the man sit up front. When he entered, I realized he was a local-superstar. Suddenly, my water broke! The contractions were really painful and I was screaming the whole time. I eventually had the babies in the taxi! It was so embarassing!

    #3269 — Comments (11) — Oct 31, 2006 at 3:15 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i want my sister out! shes almost 20 and still living at home. what the hell is wrong with her? she thinks shes god. fuck her! sometimes i want to piss in a cup and pour it all over her damn bed and fucking clothes. i fucking dislike that fucking bitchass cunt. leaving the fucking stereo on at night! just to piss me off! FUCK HER! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! FUCK HER ! why cant they kick the fucking twat out!?

    #3268 — Comments (7) — Oct 11, 2006 at 1:24 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    when i was 12 my family to my uncle house for a labor day party there was pool so i push my older brothers in the pool my uncle tool me not to but i didn't listen so he grab me in his lap took off my shorts leaving me naked and since i was taller than i uncle it was more humiliating and my uncle let everyone spank 5 times if that wasn't worst he took my clothes and towels away from me for the rest of the party but i cover myself with a paper cup

    #3267 — Comments (5) — Oct 5, 2006 at 12:47 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    It's spelled brother!

    #3266 — Comments (0) — Sep 14, 2006 at 9:40 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am disinheriting my husbands side of the family. I hate his aunt who is a complaining sarcastic and backstabbing bitch. I have over 1.25 million dollars and they have been grubbing up my ass for years. I see the money grubbing assholes for what they are now. They thankfully can not protest my will under the laws of the state I live in.

    #3265 — Comments (4) — Sep 6, 2006 at 12:50 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Wanna hear something odd? I get along with and like my mother-in-law. My husband feels the same way about my mother. In fact, she knew him before I did and they got along then. That just seems odd nowadays. But ain't it great?

    #3264 — Comments (2) — Aug 15, 2006 at 3:25 AM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am male 36 and I am sexually attracted to my Uncle, who is 40, I really want sex so bad with him, he turns me on big time, he is fat and flabby and that turns me on further, fat flabby people really turn me on their flab turns me on and my uncle being good looking and fat and flabby really tops that off. he knows about this coz I tell him often, he understands and is ok with it, I finally got the courage to tell my mother she was ok with it too. I told her how happy I was so she's happy too. I want my uncle to just lick me all over and shag me and me shag him, and I wanna touch him and for him to touch me, he's just sooooooo sexy, I can't stop thinking about him, I just hope he thinks of me in the same way, I know he fancys me back, tht's good to know, but does he want me so bad as I want him? anyway... it doesn't matter, the main thing is he loves me. If I were female, I'd want him to get me pregnent, coz I'd love to have a kid with my own Uncle. I donot wish he wasn't my uncle, I like being in love with my own uncle, I like him as an uncle to think of sexually thank you very much! ......

    #3263 — Comments (12) — Aug 2, 2006 at 7:22 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i have a fantasy of doing it to my sister .....she is real hot .....was wondering if any one here has been in a similar position

    #3262 — Comments (22) — Jul 12, 2006 at 3:12 AM — That's Juicy! (9) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Hate my sister. Haven't talked to her (this time) for five years. Have a Restraining order against her. Hate to call her "my sister" - evil spawn is more like it. Wish she'd dry up and blow away...

    #3261 — Comments (4) — Jun 26, 2006 at 8:47 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I went the the movies with my mom and noticed she never got up to go to the bathroom once and she had a soda and a refill. When the movie got done and we got out of the theather she said she had to pee really bad. She said she didnt wanna miss the movie so shes been holding it for awhile. as she was making her way to the bathroom she had to stop and hold herslef and one time i could here her say to herself oops i just went a little. she was very despeatre and the bathrom was on the other side of the theather form where our movie was at. we were only about halfway to the bathroom when she told me I cant hold it anymore. we were closer to an exit to the bathroom so we went outside and we got by the car and she said its too late im going to pee my pants. She stood by the car and just let it all out making a puddle on the ground.

    #3259 — Comments (7) — Apr 29, 2006 at 3:25 AM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove It.
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