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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was 19, I was in a really bad relationship with this guy. He was mean and he treated me like crap. My family didn't like him because he was also immature and annoying. When I finally dumped him for another guy, he went crying to MY mother, and she took his side! She said that I was "pretty rotten to him." What a bitch!

    #3248 — Comments (1) — Nov 1, 2005 at 5:27 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    OK my little sister is a pain in the ass and she is ten years old and still shits her pants when she is really nervous or when she is in a car for to long and I hav to go on a road trip with her, the rest of my fami9ly and my girlfriends family and my mom asked me if I could have my little sister sit on my lap but I don't know if I should say yes or no. What should I say?

    #3247 — Comments (4) — Oct 21, 2005 at 10:28 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    is it wrong for me 2 fanatise about my my mother ???
    i saw her naked in the shower with full bush and nice boobs....dark nipples and good figure....am i wrong ???

    #3246 — Comments (8) — Sep 23, 2005 at 5:45 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i would never do anything like that! i'm 11years old but i know i'll never do that!

    #3245 — Comments (5) — Sep 6, 2005 at 9:47 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have a daughter inlaw for 10 years now who is such a liar it is almost impossible to be nice to her. She also steals. She, at my sons urging, hocked some of my jewlery and my daughters jewlery. I had to threaten to call the police before she would give me the ticket for the hock shop so I could get it out. She also thinks she knows everything. She is always right. She is not a kid, in her 30's. I just don't know how much longer I can be nice to her. My son says either I except her the way she is or I won't see him or my grandson anymore. I have always pretended to like her just to keep the peace. I would really like to tell her to go to hell. She had a great job once and got caught stealing and was ordered by the judge to do community service, which she never did. I keep praying she will get caught and go to jell. I am a terrible person for wishing this? I guess my son is not much better since he chooses to stay with her.

    #3243 — Comments (5) — Aug 29, 2005 at 1:51 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My old man is a super fucking jerk! He use to beat my ass with a leather strap at least once a week when I was growing up-I shit you not! Granted, I wasn't exactly your idea son-I'd stay out late at night, get drunk and stoned a lot, chase pussy and all the rest-but that's just normal shit, right? I sure as fuck didn't deserve getting the shit kick out of me every time I turned around! I was so fucking happy when the old man finally moved out of the house . Now, a few weeks ago, the fucker calls me up. I damned-near shit my pants when I realized it was him. I haven't spoken to him in years and he goes on about how sorry he was for treating me like crap and all this bullshit. I told him he could kiss my fucking ass and hung up on the fucking son-of-bitch. Fuck that jerk!

    #3242 — Comments (9) — Aug 28, 2005 at 2:00 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my mother let me down again. I haven't asked her for anything since I was 14. I've barely seen her since I was 14. I'm twentyeight. It was so hard but I asked for help because suddenly I really really needed it. She said yes, yes, yes. I thought the world was a beautiful place. but now she disapeared and did not come through. and this is going to be really really fucking hard. and I am so hurt. god fucking damn it. it really hurts.

    #3241 — Comments (4) — Aug 21, 2005 at 1:50 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My dh and I married young and as often happens in young marriages, we separated. It was only for about a month and a half, but during that time he slept with another woman. A few times. After we got back together I found out she was pregnant. When I confronted her, she was very different than the slut that I imagined. She was honest that she wasn't sure my husband was the father and another man was willing to marry her and raise the child as his own. They did marry and move away. My marriage continued and we now have 4 beautiful daughters.

    But SHE has moved back with her family including a boy who looks so remarkably like my husband that people are starting to stare if not outright talk. I'm not sure what to do, especially because my husband doesn't want to talk about it.

    #3240 — Comments (4) — Aug 20, 2005 at 5:40 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am getting married this weekend and have everything set to have the wedding of my dreams, except I still haven't told my fiance that I can't stand his cousin who is also his best friend and the best man. I cringe at the thought of this guy standing at the altar with us and making the toast. I actually instructed our d.j. to not announce a dance between the bride/best man and groom/maid of honor because I think I would puke if he touched me. My husband-to-be doesn't know any of this. I'm not sure he'd marry me if he knew how much I hate his cousin/best friend.

    Why am I so revolted? "John" used to be in a racist gang. He still has many bigoted feelings and has multiple tatoos about white power. He has four kids by four different teenaged Aryan princesses (think Brittaney Spears wannabees with bad teeth and little education) whose older brothers and daddies were in this gang with him. He purposely doesn't work a regular job so he doesn't have to pay taxes. He tells racists and homophobic jokes and then says that he doesn't understand why people get offended.

    My husband-to-be is a sweet guy who says John has substance abuse problems because of a back injury and is basically harmless. I don't want this man in our home or around our kids when we have children.

    #3239 — Comments (6) — Aug 16, 2005 at 5:57 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was sexually abused by a family member from age 8 to 14. I never told anyone until I was 15 and my abuser was dead. As a result, my feelings about sex are somewhat warped. I often fear being sexual aroused and am shamed by fantasies of being sexually dominated by an older man. I have never experienced orgasm during intercourse with a man, but I can often orgasm while masturbating with a vibrating dildo and fantasing about being dominated. Not raped, but just on my back, knees up by my ears, and ridden hard.

    I did receive therapy in my late teens for the abuse, but I was not sexually active at the time and we did not talk about my sexual feeings. It was more about feeling let down by my parents who did not protect me from my abuser. I guess I was a late developer and it wasn;t until I turned 20 that I had a boyfriend and became sexually active. I had no idea what an orgasm felt like so I wasn't really sure what I was missing. I had a sense that something more was supposed to happen, but the fact is that I felt a sense of triumph that I could make it through the act without sobbing or cringing away. When that relationship ended I was celibate for a long while. I met a man through a church group, we abstained from sex until we married, and then began a rather sedate marital life. I estimate we had sex about once a week. Missionary style usually because I felt uncomfortable on top. He'd been married before and realized instantly that what was supposed to be happening for me wasn't. (No vaginal contractions.) We saw a marriage counselor and then a sex therapist, which is how I learned to masturbate to orgasm. But I could never transfer the skill to sex with my husband. I know that many women only come with a vibrator, but even with the vibrator, I can't come if there is another person in the room. We tried for a few years, but I felt too frustrated. So we divorced. I've had a couple relationships, but the same situation persisted.
    I now have a lot more anger at my parents than I did in my teens. I feel as if their inability to see what was going on with me not only robbed me of much of my childhood, but a big part of adulthood. And I can't even discuss it with them. My mother just starts crying when I mention the abuse and my father is in the typical dad denial about his little girl not being a virgin any more.

    I've thought about going back into therapy, but I can't afford it because I have no health insurance with my job. Recently, I had a dream about suing my parents for neglect and child endangerment and then using the money to pay for therapy so I could enjoy a normal or more normal sex life.

    #3238 — Comments (6) — Jul 27, 2005 at 6:27 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
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