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My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My in-laws have decided I am snotty because I am particular about food and household things. They call me Martha Stewart because I buy Kraft Macaroni instead of the generic store brand that is 33 cents a box. I also replace my pillows and sheets every couple years instead of using ones I inherited from my mother (like my sister-in-law does. SOmeof her pillows are 30 years old!)

    I'd like to raise my children to appreciate nice things and not just buy everything at the Salvation Army or dollar aisle of the local supermarket.

    #3236 — Comments (3) — Jul 23, 2005 at 8:15 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My parents had me when they were 45 and 47 and my younger brother at 48 and 50. In elementary school, everyone thought they were our grandparents. In middle school, my dad retired and started volunteering as a crossing guard at my school. In high school, my mom retired and then she was home all day long everyday and tried to be the "cool mom" by inviting my friends to come over to hang out. But her 1950s version of cool mom was horrific --she baked cookies and tried to give us advice about boys like "Don't call a boy because then he'll think that you are easy."
    Now that we're in college, our parents want to retire in Florida and think that it'll be cool for spring break if everyone goes to their house instead of Cancun or some place else. They think its a waste of money and a way to get robbed, abducted, or catch "a social disease".

    #3235 — Comments (4) — Jul 21, 2005 at 9:05 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My brother got involved with drugs and sort of a gang in the city we used to live in. He got arrested and ended up in rehab, instead of detention because my parents promised the judge that they were moving out of the city. Now we live in a small town in another state. I hate it! The school sux. They only have regular classes (English 10, Math 10, Science 10) and no electives unless you are a senior. I have already learned all this stuff at my old high school. Also, there are only sports and cheerleading, no other activities or clubs. They did one play like three years ago and no one wants to start up a new drama club. Everyone at the school is white and there are people who are openly racist. Outside of school there is nothing to do but work at one of the stores or on someone's farm or babysit. I come home, do my homework and spend the whole night IMing my friends back home who are having such a great time. How can I convince my parents to move back home or atleast let me stay with a friend until I graduate.

    #3234 — Comments (2) — Jul 8, 2005 at 1:38 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was 15 and my younger sis 13, our mom began dating a guy that we hated. I guess the main thing was that he was in the military and if she married him, we'd have to move around, which we hated the idea of since we loved our high school.

    So we made up a story that when our mom was in the hospital having an operation, he had come over, given us beer, and asked if we wanted to watch a porno. According to the story, when we said no, he put it on anyway and then tried to touch my butt.

    Our mom dumped him without a second thought. She never dated again when my sister and I lived at home. She's had boyfriends since, but never anyone serious. I feel really bad.

    #3233 — Comments (3) — Jul 3, 2005 at 10:23 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My sister and me go clubbing together, and sometimes when she gets very drunk she grinds her ass into my dick on the dance floor. The last time she did it my dick got hard. I feel sick when I think about it. I know she felt my cock, but she just kept grinding. I must admit I was enjoying the moment, but now I feel sick. The only thing that keeps me sane is the fact that we were both drunk and high. I hope I don't start dreaming about her. She is older.

    #3232 — Comments (2) — Jun 25, 2005 at 3:08 AM — That's Juicy! (9) Remove It. ( * )
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    The hurricanes that went through Florida really damaged my roof. My brother is in the roofing business and was going to fix it for me for a case of beer and my homemade macaroni and cheese. So his wife dropped him off one Saturday to finish the job and said she would be back later. After he finished he was sitting by my pool having a beer. I asked him if he wanted to take a dip. he said yeah so I went to find him a pair of shorts. I come back out and he swimming around the pool butt naked. I figured if thats what makes him happy let him be. When his wife came back,we chatted in the kitchen for a few before she went to see him. When she saw he was naked,she lost her mind. First she yelled at him. Then she ask how I allow him to do that here. I'm thinking he 24 years old and has always been a little wild. I told her to chill out but she was too far gone. They left and we haven't spoke since.
    I think she over reacted. If she going to mad at some one, it should be him.

    #3231 — Comments (3) — Jun 6, 2005 at 10:22 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    a few yaers ago my mum and dad went through a rocky period, my dad left home for awhile. during that time my mother dressed younger and went out more often.
    they are now back together.... but at the time i knew she was playing the field...we/i ( her kids)...saw her being picked up and dropped off by differant men each nite.
    recently i read her diary's....and i am in no doubt she was a escort girl.she names men and dates...the money involved....a few months ago i found pics of her having sex with men..on poloroid...dressed in stockings and suspenders...etc etc...my younger cousin who is staying with me at the moment claims he knows she was a prositute...and has seen her gangbanged....my dad kows all this i suspect....but he is a doormat.....my mother is still on the game i reckon....but she is happy...i/we know she is still doing this and my father doesn't care....i am 23 and a bit mixed up...anmy help or advise would be welcome !!!!

    #3230 — Comments (2) — May 30, 2005 at 7:25 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Hi I would like some advice my friends Mum is beating her & her brother. I have called this help line for kids called child line and explained about them they say I sould call the police but my other friend says i should do nothing.But how can I stand bk & watch my friend get hurt please help me.

    #3229 — Comments (11) — May 12, 2005 at 3:35 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    What does one do with a 16 yr old female teen who says she can do what ever she wants and parent can not tell her what to do?

    #3227 — Comments (6) — Apr 29, 2005 at 8:19 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — My Family —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am the mother of an 18 month old son. For the past 15 months, he's lived with my mother and father. My husband and I have our own place, but we're young college students who are hardly home because we're working and going to school. I have bipolar disorder also, and I have trouble caring for my son because he is requires a lot of attention and care.

    I wasn't going to have my son in the first place because I have never wanted children. I was unaware that the medication I was taking for my bipolar interfered with the birth control I was on and I ended up getting pregnant unexpectedly about a year after my husband and I were married. My family and my husband really wanted me to have my son because they knew that I would probably never have another child (I've been determined to get my tubes tied for years) and they all promised they would help me care for him. I figured that maybe I was wrong about not having children and decided to go ahead with the pregnancy anyway.

    I love my son and care about him, but I absolutely hate being a mother. Even though they don't say anything, I know my family and my husband resent the fact that I don't want to be a mother to my son or don't really want to be around him much. I've known for a long long time that I've never had a "mothering" bone anywhere in me and I hate that my family and other people try to force me to be a mother to my child when I just can't. I've tried to be a mother to him and feed him, wash him, etc., but I just can't. I hate that I'm that way but I don't know how to change it. I know my son will probably grow up to resent me for the way I am, but the sad part about it is that I really don't care if he does hate me for it or not. I wish I could figure out what is wrong with me and fix it so that I could be the mother that I should be and that everyone expects me to be. Thank you for reading this. Please reply only if you have supportive things to say.

    #3226 — Comments (6) — Apr 23, 2005 at 12:19 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove It.
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