My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 38

    My cousin is a nice guy and his girl friend is an idiot. Any guy who gets her alone can get some. She and I were talking one day, she told me I was so smart. She thought I should get some and took her pants off. I told her to get dressed, I did not want my cousins girl friend.
    he took her to a Reds game and she went to the bathroom. She came back to the seat, said she was squirming around and acting strange. he ask what was wrong?? that guy in the bathroom messed me up. when he ask her she want into detail, she was on the toilet when he looked over the top. Told her to hurry he needed to shit. She stood up and opened the door. he came in and told her to turn around. He bent her over, you know the rest. Said the juice made her feel uncomfortable sitting there.
    He ask who the guy was?? I don't know, I did not see his face. he ask why she did not yell?? he told her not to, he would be finished soon. Did you understand you just got raped?? No he did not last long and did not hurt me. Its ok, he is gone now.
    Same girl takes the neighbors kids roller skating. One of the managers there ask her if they are her kids?? No neighbors. Ask her if she wants a kid?? yes she did. if she would com in his office he would give her one. She followed and he took her pants down bent her over his desk and fucked her. When he finished she ask where the baby was. he got her to suck his cock and fucked her again. when he finished, where is my baby?? he said growing inside you I bet.,
    She told my cousin about this. he took a friend and beat the shit out of the guy. told him the broken ribs was for taking advantage of a weak minded girl.
    he told me some time back she was pregnant. said he gave her the pill every night, so it was a miracle she got pregnant. he was worried the child may have his face and her brains. if so might make his life pretty tough.
    So he sent me a face book picture of the baby, does not look like either of them. weeks later another picture, looks some like her, but has dark thick hair. Months later, its clear the baby girl is half black. I ask the hard question, are you sure its yours?? he said right off its not his. I ask if he knew who the father was?? he did. she shopped at a grocery store every Saturday. he had ask her to buy a chuck roast and ask it be ground into burger. made the best burgers and he knew what he was getting. She did this every week, the butcher told her it would cost a kiss, so she did it. weeks later it went on and on till it took sex to get this done. he had fucked her in the back room every week, this went on over a year. She said it was the only way to get this done.
    She also said a young guy there who stocked shelved had been fucking her as well. neither wore a condom and came in her every time. the baby could be long to either of them.
    I must admit he loves her, he accepts the baby as his own. he is a good guy living with a disaster. I want him so bad to take the baby and find a sane girl. he is worried she will not care for the baby, he obviously has no claim to the child. her family will not take her back. She had been fucking a much younger family member, the state said they could not be together.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Female / 20

    Six hours ago I watched my father having sex with our neighbors 19 year old son. I saw my naked father sat on our couch as Daniel sucked him off. Thinking back I should have left then, but I didn't. From where I was stood I went onto watch my super conservative dad, fuck the ass off Daniel as though his life depended on it. After fucking Daniel for over ten minutes in two different positions, I finally saw my own fathers fully erect cock as he ejaculated all over Daniels face. Sneaking out I waited until I knew my mom would home from her shift, before going back. I've not said anything and am now wondering if I should.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Female / 22

    My father has raped me for as long as I can remember. By the time I turned 18 he had over 100 gigabytes of videos and photos of me on his computer. Literally anything sexual that I can imagine, he has done to me and recorded. He set up cameras in my bedroom and in the bathroom to record me. He has since committed suicide, but I kept the house since he owned it and the land.

    I found out when I went through his stuff that he had set up a system among other people like him that they could actually vote on what he would do to me and that those cameras I mentioned earlier were also being viewed by other people online, meaning people were watching and likely masturbating to me using the toilet or taking a shower even during the times he was leaving me alone.

    The scariest thing I found was that after I turned 18 he had been talking with someone online, sending them my pictures and information and they had discussed how much it would cost for this man to kidnap, rape, and kill me, and they had actually gotten as far as arranging for this payment to be made.

    I gave the police everything after he killed himself, but everyone else that was involved was never found, so since he's dead and nothing would come of it but more pain for me, I just don't talk about it with anyone but my therapist, but I thought putting it out here might feel good, so, there it is.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Female / 22

    My mom recently married her long term boyfriend John. What she doesn't know is for the past two years we've been having the most intense, erotic and unashamedly sordid affair. It started after they'd had a huge argument, John left to stay with a friend, and my mom decided to have sex with a neighbor after John had been gone for two days. I walked back into the house to find her fucking the guy (Or more to the point, the guy was hammering away at my moms asshole). John found out and they split for a while. It was during their split I met him at a bar to try and mediate between them. It didn't work out that way, as I ended up going to a motel with John.
    The sex was just amazing and I couldn't figure out why my mom would want to ditch this horny well endowed man. In the two hours we spent having sex, John made me cum at least a dozen times. And believe me we did absolutely everything together. His cock which I now know to be just over nine inches in length, remained rock hard throughout as he'd popped a pill. It gave me the oportunity to see what it was like to have a real hard big cock fucking my asshole for the very first time. I simply couldn't get enough of his cock deep inside my bowels and in a series of orgasms I practically screamed the place out. When we left the motel owner gave me a knowing look and squeezed Johns shoulder, as if to say, "well done buddy you certainly gave it to her".
    We've been fucking whenever we can ever since. I know I shouldn't be having sex with my now step father, but I just help myself, and I now long for John to fuck me as hard as he can. Visiting mom over the past two years has been frustrating at times, but when she's out cold from her wine drinking, myself and John indulge in some very dirty horny and always orgasmic sex.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Female / 19

    All through junior high and high school I would walk around the house in a t-shirt and my panties just to see if I could get my dads attention. On really hot days I would sometimes just walk around in my panties. Mom didn't care and if my dad complained she would tell him that we were all family and it shouldn't matter if we see each other naked, she was from Germany.

    I started staying up really late with dad to watch movies. I'd sit next to him and after mom went to sleep I'd cuddle up against him. He's put his arm around me and be really careful not to touch my boobs. I had to pull his arm around me and put his hand on my breast to get him to touch them. When he moved his hand against my nipple it felt like electricity was pouring from my breast to my clit.

    I started picking out more adult movies on Netflix and watching them with dad. Sometimes I would bend my right leg and put my foot up on the cushion, and rest my fingers on my panties...rubbing myself to get off. Then I would rub dad's thigh and move my hand around where his dick was in his pants and feel him getting hard. I would get off so much feeling dad' dick and touching myself in front of him.

    Dad never said or did anything, then one night when I was playing with myself he suddenly got up and said he'd be right back. He came back out just wearing his pajama shorts. She sat back down where he was but instead of putting his arm around me he put his hand on my wet panties and started feeling me up down there. I could see him getting hard, his pajama pants were starting to stretch out from his hard on. I moved my hand around his dick and made little circles with my fingers where the tip of his penis was. He put his fingers under the waistband of my panties and was fingering me, then full on finger banging me. I had to bit his shoulder to keep from crying out it felt so good. Then I felt his shorts get wet and he came too. Dad said maybe we should make it an early night and we both went to our rooms. About a half hour later I heard him and mom fucking like crazy.

    After that night dad would change into his pajama shorts and we'd touch each other while we watched porn or movies that were as close to porn as we could find on HBO or Netflix. Dad let me pull his penis out of his pants and I started pulling my panties off when he came back to the living room with his shorts on. I asked dad once if he would eat me out like they did in the movies and when he did I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Then dad stood up and put his dick inside me and we fucked for the first time.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 33

    I just wanted to tell someone. When I was a teenager and I had to babysit my three year old niece I undressed her and looked at every part of her body, and gave her an intimate massage. She liked to be treated like a baby and I would give her a bottle of juice to drink from. I would sometimes tell her to put my penis in her mouth and suck on it like a bottle.

    She probably doesn't remember any of this, but I still feel guilty for what I did. I feel even guiltier when she gives me hugs and kisses for paying for her college. I feel its the least I could do to make up for what I did. What hurts even more is when she tells me that she loves me, and tells people how wonderful I am for being there for her after her mom died.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Female / 18

    I'm straight, and love guys, but I love to make out with my little sister. She is so full of love, and her innocence makes me so hot. She'll let me touch her everywhere, and she loves to make me happy. I guess you could say I was bi because of this, but the only girl I ever touch is her.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 34

    I'm thinking of leaving my wife. I hate thinking of splitting up our family and only seeing my sons part time but I can't stay with her. She had a one night stand with a co-worker of mine. He confessed and apologized to me. She denied it for weeks before finally telling me the truth. I believe that the only reason she told me the truth was because he got her pregnant. I had a vasectomy after our last was born so there was no denying it any longer.

    For awhile I thought I could handle it. We worked on our marriage and decided to raise the baby as our own. Now that she's really showing I find myself thinking about them together every time I look at her belly. I picture his cum inside her body, making a baby where I made babies and it's awful. I can't get it out of my mind. It's like a kick in the gut whenever it comes to mind.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 34

    I am divorced with no children, and my mother has been divorced for over tens years from my father. Over the past two years since my divorce my mom and I had started to spend more time together and we became much closer. This was something which we both liked nad we started to become sort of flirty and playful with one another. It was fun and of course we were discrete about it. We started to joke about having some "private" fun together, saying how nobody would know, and how much we mkight enjoy it. So one afternoon, feeling uninhibited, mom and I got naked and started messing around. I was surprised how good it felt to have an erection with my own mom and to be feeling her large breasts and with the two of us not being in the least embarrassed by this. It was wonderful. Needless to say, we had sex, and it was so incredibly rewarding for me to give her an orgasm and to watch her enjoying this pleasure. Equally, it was so unbelievably rewarding as well as satisfying when I ejaculated in her. I just loved the incredible sense of intimacy of having my erect penis in her wet vagina and the to give her my sperm! I had never experienced anything so intimate or satisfying before, and she said as much too, doing this with her own son.
    After that time, mom and I had become steady lovers at least several times a month and this has worked out to be the most wonderful thing for both of us.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 41

    My mother in law and I talked this weekend. About her life and what changes she would make. She married her first husband at 13 and had her first child before 14. I ask if he was her first sex?? No he was not. She had been GF of his much younger brother. When he could not get it in her, he ask his brother why. he said bring her in and let me see. He stuck his finger in her and moved it around, he helped him get it in her. He got her virginity and finished with in a few seconds. So her first husband to be took over, he got in her and from her words, tore her little ass up. He fucked her until he was finished and it took forever. When she came to see his brother, he would take her in his room and fuck her so hard she went back home. in time she just ask for her future husband. He got per pregnant and had to get married. She had her third daughter by age 15. She had friends over her age to visit. he fucked many of her friends as well. This pissed her off but he insisted she watch. She had her last child a son at 21. They tried for years and she was taking pills. he said if she did not have another child he would kick her out. She did the opposite and kicked him out. With welfare payments and child support she was well taken care of.
    I know from her oldest daughter, her mom was a slut. She remembered guys coming over for sex. She watched the others while her mom moaned and screamed. Some guys were referred by others, did not know her name, just knew she liked hard strong men fucking her. She remembered one guy watching tv with the kids while one finished, he took his turn after he finished. Some time she took the next guy in the room and got tag teamed.
    Back to the mother in law story,
    Was her first husband the only one from 12 to 21?? She corrected the 12, she got pregnant at 12, he and his brother had sex with her long before age 12. She worried the fist daughter would be the brokers or his cousin. All 3 had been with her many times. The next girl could have been the husband or his friend from work. He had stopped by while her husband was working. he was almost 50 and liked young girls. She liked how is screwed and made her feel good after.
    Was my wifes father the only one she though?? She did not have any sex partners with him. One time a mechanic in his shop got her in a car, she let him have what he wanted. He was a young guy her age and turned her on. he could not have children, was months before she became pregnant with my wife.
    Its pretty shocking how open mouth she became, took a few drinks and being the only one around. She had the need ot relive her youth. I thought pretty screwed up. But I was kind.
    she told me her sister was not allowed to visit. She was four years younger and her husband would have screwed her for sure. She had been found with a cousin in the garage. Was 12 and the cousin was 16. The mom said cum was running right out of her. She ask if they could finish the last one, it feels so good.

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