My Family..

Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    It was so amazing feeling my 16yr old baby boy cum deep inside my belly!! I was on top and had all 12 inches of him inside of me! When he told me he was gonna cum, mommy reached around and grabbed his balls! Mommy continued to grind my babys big cock into my belly!! I started playing with his big balls just as he was ready to cum! He started to fertilize mommys hot belly while mommy was still grinding on him! I drained all his young hot fertle sperm into my belly! I felt it shoot behind my belly button!! I have a hot fire in my belly now! Its all his young hot fertle 16yr old sperm! I love him!
    #10081 — Comments (1) — 7/9/2011 at 9:05 PM — That's Juicy! (7) — That's Lame. (12)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I am a 33 yr old female and I am a dancer/stripper! I am told that I am very attractive and some tell me that I am hot! I am 5' 9" tall, I have very long blonde hair, almost down to my ass! My hair is almost white blonde! I have bright blue eyes and I am very,very skinny..I only weigh 106lbs and my figure is 36DD-22-30. I have very long skinny legs and a very tight and very tiny ass and I like to keep it that way!!

    I am a single mom of the cutest 16yr old boy, and he is my life! He means the world to me! I had Bobby when I was 17 and raised him on my own. Bobby is the sweetest 16yr old teenage kid that any parent could ask for. I guess you can say that I raised him the right way! He is so sweet and he is so gorgeous too! He is going to become a male model! He is 5'7" tall(shorter than me!:P)has short black hair and has a hot body too, as me and him work out together!

    Last week I came home early one night. I was calling Bobbys name, but got no responce! I noticed that he had some music on and that's probably why he didn't hear me calling him! So I walked towards his room and noticed the door was opened just a little..I peeked into his room and I was shocked at what I saw! He was looking at some of my sexy photos on the computer and he was masturbating to my pictures! It got me really turned on to see my son jerking off to my photos! The other thing that shocked me, was that my little 16yr old baby has a fucking huge cock!! Bobby just turned 16 and his cock has to be around a foot long! I got so wet and excited when I saw his huge cock pointing straight up! He is so cute, and the fact that he is jerking off to my photos got me so hot and wet! His cock looked so amazing!

    I went back outside and called him from my cell phone and told him I was on my way home from work! I didn't wanna walk in on him and embaress him! When I came back in, Bobby was sitting on the couch, and all I could think about was his huge rod! All I wanted to do was jump on him and ride him!! So I walked over to him and just straddled him on the couch and mommy stuck my tongue down her baby's throat ;-P I told him that mommy thinks her baby is so cute and mommy wants to fuck my baby boys huge cock! I started to dry grind on his cock and I could feel it getting hard between my legs! I had my legs spread out and wrapped around him!

    Finally, I got up and I grabbed Bobby by his hand and said to him, come with mommy! I took my little baby to mommy's room..I started kissing him and I pulled his shirt off...Bobby said to me, mommy, you are so hot!I fantasize about you all the time mommy!! I took his pants off, then I pushed him back onto my bed! I climbed on top of him and said, I know you fantasize about me! Alot of young guys fantasize having sex with their hot mommies!! I started to suck his big cock! I said to him that mommy's baby is so fucking cute!! Mommys going to fuck her little baby all night long!! Mommy loves your big dick! Bobby kept saying, mommy your so fucking hot!! Mommy, your so beautiful!I sucked his cock for over 20 minutes, and got him hard and wet!

    I was dressed really slutty that night! I had short shorts on and a cutoff t shirt with no bra! I had my long blonde hair teased out and my hair down! I told Bobby, don't you move! Mommy will be right back! I stood up and ripped off my shirt and my shorts..I looked down at my baby boy and Bobby was lying on his back, on mommys bed with his huge cock pointing straight up in the air! Mommy got on the bed next to him and I started jerking my babys big cock off..His cock was so fucking big! I opened my desk drawer next to the bed and grabbed the 12 inch ruler..I held it next to my babys huge cock and OMG!! My 16yr old baby boy has a 12 inch cock!! I cant believe my sweetie has a 12 inch dick! And it's almost 2.5 inches wide! Mommy's gonna have some hot fun with her little baby! I wanna feel my babys big cock in mommys belly!

    My pussy was so wet! I looked down at my baby and said to him, are you ready for mommy's hot pussy? Are you ready for mommy to fuck your big cock all night?? Bobby was going crazy! He couldn't believe what was about to happen!! My nipples were so hard and my pussy was throbbing and dripping! I kept thinking about the fact that I'm 33yrs old and I was getting ready to ride my hot 16yr old babys huge cock!

    I straddled his legs, with his big 12 inch rod in front of my belly, and we both got so excited! With his cock in front of my belly, it went up past my belly button!(WOW!)I got so wet after I saw that!! I started thinking about how deep he was going to go inside of me! My pussy was dripping and finally I lifted myself on my knees, and lifted one leg over him...Mommy straddled my baby and grabbed his huge cock and lowered myself down on to my baby!OMG!!

    It was so hot getting my baby's huge cock inside of mommy! I started to lower myself down on to him.. It was so hot feeling my hot 16yr old babies cock going deeper into mommy! I looked down at Bobby and I got so hot thinking that I have my hot 16yr old baby boy in my bed, and mommy has total control over him! I lowered myself even more, and I could feel my baby's huge rod getting really deep!! Mommy started to throw my long blonde hair around..I had my hands on my belly and I told my sweetie that mommy loves you!

    Bobby was holding on to mommy's tight little ass! I threw all of my long blonde hair to one side and I lowered myself even further down on Bobbies huge cock, and all of a sudden my baby's big cock hit my cervix! I had about 9 inches of his thick love rod deep inside of mommies dripping love box! When his cock hit my cervix, he made me cum instantly! I squirted all over my babies love stick! I started screaming and my baby boy told mommy how hot she is and how hot I felt! He spanked me and sucked on mommies boobies!! I leaned forward and we kissed, and I told Bobby that I loved him so much!! I was going crazy!! Mommy started grinding on her hot 16yr old baby boy, taking him deeper and deeper each time...Bobbys huge dick was rubbing back and forth on my cervix.. It was so fucking hot!

    I looked down at my baby and said that you started a hot fire in mommys belly! Bobby said to me "mommy, your belly feels so hot and tight"! Mommy, you feel so amazing! So, I lowered myself even more, and had almost all of him in me! I felt more pressure on my cervix! It felt so fuckin hot!! All of a sudden, I felt his cock pop deep inside of me! We both gasped! I realized that my babies huge cock had poped up past my cervix! I guess I had got both of us so wet and I grinded on my baby so hard, that his cock went up past my cervix!! I let out such a scream and such a squirt!! It was the most amazing thing that I ever felt!!

    Now mommy was able to lower myself down even more! I now had 11 inches of my babys love rod inside of mommy! It felt like Bobbys big cock was in my belly! It was so fucking hot! I took the last inch of my baby boy!I had all of him inside of me and mommy was going crazy on him!! I was grinding and wiggling on him! My legs were spread all the way out so that I had every last inch of my baby inside of my belly! I told him to bend his legs up at the knees, and when he did, I wrapped my legs around him and under his legs!! So now, mommy had total control of her baby!!

    I have my baby boys 12 inch rod in mommys belly, and mommy's gonna have her way with you!! ..I can feel the head of my babys big cock rubbing my cervix and my belly button!! OMG....I keep squirting all over him!!My 16 yr old baby is inside of mommys hot little belly! OMG,Bobbys got a fire burning in my belly! I keep sticking a finger in my belly button and cumming!! My belly button is burning!! Bobby loves when I throw my long blonde hair around! I keep grinding my babys big dick into my belly! It feels so amazing to have my babys big dick inside mommys belly! When I stick my finger in my belly button, I can feel my 16yr old baby big cock head behind my belly button!! OMG,do I love grinding him so deep inside of my belly!! I must have cum 80 times already!! Now it's time to satisfy my little baby boy!! I want my 16yr old babys hot fertle sperm inside my belly! I'm talking so dirty to my baby! I told him that mommys not gonna stop fucking my baby until you fertilize mommys belly!! Mommy's not gonna stop until you squirt your young hot baby fertilizer into her belly! Whose in control of you baby boy? Whose belly are you gonna fertilize? Mommys been on top of you for 3 hours! Mommy's having her way with you! Mommy loves you! Now squirt a baby into mommys womb! Mommy's not getting off of you until I drain you baby makers into mommies belly! OMG, mommy, I'm gonna cum! MMMMM, young hot fertle baby juice!!
    #10080 — Comments (4) — 7/9/2011 at 8:52 PM — That's Juicy! (14) — That's Lame. (32)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    My niece interviewed with my employer for an internship. Her grades are just okay, but i knew the guy interviewing her was always horny, so i suugested she dress up. She wore a tight skirt that she rolled up once we were at the office.

    She admitted to me after the interview that she sat so he would see "everything" and agrred to meet him later that night for coffee. She said that if he asked for sex, she would be okay with that but would i get in trouble if she did anything with him. I explained that he would get in trouble not me. She just said"oh, that's okay then."

    She 20, so do i say more than "it might backfire..." - that's all i said and i'm assuming she's sleeping with him regularly now. She's not married, but is hoping her college boyfriend proposes... i know the moral issues, but do i interfere and risk family issues and/or her best shot at a good internship?
    #10036 — Comments (3) — 6/22/2011 at 10:48 PM — That's Juicy! (4) — That's Lame. (5)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    My "summer of love" happened when I was 17 and my cousin spent those months living with us. It'd been several years since I'd seen her last and now at 15; she was a teen boy's wet dream come alive in the flesh. It was the first weekend, when I saw her in her bikini and all I could think of was how beautiful she was. Walking back from the local swimming pool, I playfully grabbed her around the waist and tried to kiss her. Instead of slapping me, she kissed me back and our hands explored each others bodies. Getting back home (thankfully no one was there) we showered together and with our excitement and passion building, explored each other's bodies. Yes, we had sex. Several times that afternoon.
    We fucked liked wild aniimals in heat that entire summer. Every chance we had, we took advantage of. Looking back, I can't believe we never got caught.
    Years later, we still keep in touch but haven't repeated our youthfull pleasures.
    #9993 — Comments (1) — 6/4/2011 at 1:43 AM — That's Juicy! (8) — That's Lame. (3)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    When i got to high school I discovered Goth. I immediately got myself a black wardrobe and black lipstick and jewelry with a inverted-cross and bat and skull theme and listened to depressing industrial music. My father proclaimed me a devil-worshiper and a disciple of Satan, and I told him that Satan was too much of a pussy to hang with me.

    At one point he was complaining about my thong straps being visible above my skirt-top, so I pulled off my thong and threw it at him. He stammered and turned red and I saw an opening. After that I was all sex and accusing him of incestuous longings saying things like "Oh bad daddy wanting to fuck my little pussy! You just want incest you evil evil man!" in a cute little girl voice. I got into the habit of flashing him several times a day and yelling out "fuck me daddy" as I masturbated.

    I seriously never expected him to break but he did. It took two months. I was making a show of bending over a lot in a micro-skirt, showing off my newly-shaved pussy and saying how much better it felt without hair. When I noticed he hadn't called me a Whore of Satan yet I asked if he was too busy staring at my cunt. And he said "yes". And after two months of teasing him I just couldn't help but blurt out "then fuck me already". And he did and it hurt a bit going in because I was dry but I lubed up quick. But he came to fast and I ordered him to make me cum and he worked on me until I got off.

    After that I called myself his incest slave but the fact was that he was my incest slave. I fucked him a couple of times a day or more and showed him off to my friends. It even started a brief secret incest fad at my school, with all the goths trying to have relationships with relatives.

    Dad still thinks I'm the Whore of Satan but he considers himself my helpless slave and has convinced himself that I used black magic to enslave him. That means he can still think of himself as a good Christian despite the fact that whenever I visit or he has to see me we end up fucking. Christians are amazing - they see the whole world as wicked but they are never wicked no matter what.

    I like the power I have over my father. I dominate him sexually and if he tries to assert himself I can cry "rape" and he will be the one who goes to prison. Not that he will because I own his heart and soul and dick and he considers me his owner. Sometimes I even make him worship me before sex. I was careless and had a kid by him but my cousins are raising him. I visit on occasion and he's becoming cute. When he gets old enough to notice girls I might take him, too, but I haven't decided yet.

    Anyway that's my life to now.
    #9966 — Comments (1) — 5/27/2011 at 2:43 AM — That's Juicy! (8) — That's Lame. (17)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    My wife has two sisters, and four very hot cusions and i would like to see them all naked and have sex with them all, like a big FAMILY AFFAIR..
    #9845 — Comments (0) — 4/21/2011 at 11:18 AM — That's Juicy! (4) — That's Lame. (8)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I'm a normal teenage girl. i'm 5'5 110 lbs. long blonde hair. i work out and play Tennis and Golf. I'm fit and have abnormally large breasts. I like to hang out by the pool and sunbathe nude in the afternoon after school. I have a nice natural tan. I don't have a serious boyfriend but I do go out on dates with boys my age. I'm not experienced sexually at all except for some kissing. i've only seen my dad and brother's penis, they were not very big. I'd say maybe 4 inches long for my little brother and maybe 5 inches for my dad. well, one day I was at my uncle Drake's apartment and he was in the bathroom peeing whith the door half open. I was curious so I peeked in the door and to my amazement saw his pecker, it was massive, maybe 8 inches long, and very thick. I was instantly aroused. Drake is about 5'10" and 225 lbs. very muscular. He has short black hair with a nicely trimmed beard and mustache. I had to figure out how i could see this monster penis in action. I thought of a time when I would be alone at home and asked him to come over and help me with my homework. He was all too happy to help his, "little buddy".this is what he's called me since I could remember. My uncle came over to help me and I was the only one home. I invited him in and said " go out to the pool and i'll be there in a minute. He is 36 years old and has never had a girlfriend. I think he was even a virgin but I didn't know.
    He was sitting on a lawn chair when i came out in an all red bikini top and thong. they were two sizes too small. My boobs were sticking out all over the place and my thong was up my crack to expose my firm tanned ass cheeks. my hair was pulled back in a pony tail and I had on shades. I was smoking some pot and walked up to my uncle and just stood there. He was shocked and I could tell he had popped a woody through his basketball shorts. I said "you want a toke" as i handed him the joint. "what the fuck are you doing?' he said. I told him " when i'm horny i do two things, smoke pot and....". " well what else?", "dress like a slut?". he said. I answered, "yes, and i want you do show me your big dick." He jumped up and turned to walk away. I could see him slow down then he just stopped suddenly. I noticed he could see my reflection in the glass patio door.so I undressed and threw my bikini to the side, standing there buck naked. He turned and walk briskly towards me and stopped within inces of me and grabbed my bikini off of the ground. I thought he was going to hand them to me and tell me to go get dressed. To my surprise he took my thong and put it up to his nose and took a huge sniff. he said "yummy, pussy"
    then he tore off his polo shirt and shorts and stood there naked in front of me. His humongous cock was standing straight up and throbbing to the beat of his heart. I could see the lust in his eyes. we stared at each other for what seemed like hours but in reality was probably only 30 seconds. I acted first. I flipped the small butt out of my fingers and grabbed his dong. slowly I stroked it back and forth while I stared into his eyes. the tension grew greater and greater until he slapped away my hand and said, " you don't know how bad I want to do this right now, but you're parents will literally kill me, little buddy." I shouted "fuck them, I want to suck on your huge meat, now!" I could tell he was conflicted so I stopped stroking him. His head fell in shame and he stumbled backwards and sat down on the lawn chair behind him. I was so horny I didn't care what anyone thought I just wanted that huge rod inside me. Drake was sitting down with his hand over his eyes in shame, so I thought to myself, "if this pussy ain't gonna' take initiative then fucking-a I sure was. I knelt down on my knees and grabbed his half-hard prick and couple of strokes later it was back to full on raging hard on. Drake uncoverd his eyes and yelled, "NOOOOOO......!" It was too late I had my lips wrapped around the head of his Johnson, sliding up and down the shaft, I devoured his big dick. He knew he was helpless so he leaned back, closed his eyes, and enjoyed himself. I could hear him moan louder and louder as I attacked his manhood. I squeezed his balls as I licked the tip of his head. then went back to stroking his shaft while I sucked on the top of his weenie. I knew Drake would only survive a few minutes of this so I stopped without a warning and stood up. Drake opened his eyes in protest but quickly knew what was cumming next. I positioned my self above legs and took the head of his cock in my hand directing towards my young, wet, virgin clit. Drake shouted, "are you sure?, sucking cock is one thing, but intercourse is....". "Shut the fuck up", I said, cutting him off. "just enjoy the ride". I slid his penis in my moist snatch, catching all of his huge dick in my pussy. sliding up and down i grabbed Drake's head and rubbed my jiggling boobs all over his face. He licked and sucked my nipples as I rode him like a bucking bull. I thought i was in heaven until I heard a car pull up in the driveway. I could see through the slits in the fence that my family was home. i thought I was going to die as I jumped off of my uncles lap and as I leaped into the pool I grabbed my bikini with my right hand and put it on under the water. my heart was pounding a mile a minute. meanwhile Drake grabbed his clothes and shot out of the chair like he was sitting on dynamite. He sprinted to the opposite side of the house and jumped behind a bush and drasticlly tried to get dressed. Just as we both put on our last item of clothing my parents unlatched the fence door and walked i towards the pool. My Mom Said, "is uncle drake here, I see his car is out front?" I quickly answerd in a loud voice, " no, ma'am he let me borrow his vehicle so I could go to the grocery store and buy dinner and fix it for you guys. I didn't relize you would be back this early". as I was telling this lie to my folks, drake jumped over the fence and started running towards his house. I relise he lives three miles away but he wasn't about to stick around. I got out of the pool and grabbed a towel to cover up my body with. my Dad looked at my bikini and shouted, "what are you wearing, don't you know there are crazy, horny, and lewd guys running around this neighborhood"? I thought to myself "believe me dad, I know, boy, do I know".
    #9730 — Comments (4) — 3/19/2011 at 6:39 AM — That's Juicy! (8) — That's Lame. (2)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    My identical twin brother and I have been having sex with each other since we were 14, about 12 years. It started after we heard some schoolmates talking about hand jobs. We were curious so we gave each other one. After that we just started experimenting. We've both had girlfriends over the years, but never anything serious. After college we moved in together, and we fuck every now and then.

    I feel horrible and disgusting about it once in awhile, and get shot-faced and end up in bed with him again. For the last few years I've developed feelings for him more than just brotherly love. I rally think I'm falling crazy in love with him and it scares the shot out of me. I've never slept with another guy. I don't think of them that way. But he's gorgeous. I love kissing him, touching his beautiful cock.

    It kills me to see him with girls. I haven't wanted to sleep with anyone else in over a year. I'm dying. I hate that I love him so fucking much. I feel sick but I can't help it. I don't know what to do. I tried moving out and I almost had a nervous breakdown for fuck sakes.
    What the fuck am I supposed to do with this sick arse shit?!
    #9724 — Comments (2) — 3/18/2011 at 12:46 AM — That's Juicy! (4) — That's Lame. (4)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I am 36 year old single father of 18 year old daughter.When she was 13 she was overweight (200lbs 5`2) and kids made fun of her at school.I worked alot and didn`t really know it was going on till i came home early from work.She started staying home alone without a babysitter at 11.I came home at 9 pm which i would usally come home at 12am.I walked in and she was on the couch naked watching a xxx movie.She jumped up and run to her room crying.I went to her room where she was under the cover and sobbing.I ask her why she was so upset.She told me she was sorry.I told her it was ok alot of people watch porn.She was still crying i ask her what was wrong.She told me kids made fun of her and she would never have sex.I told her guys like big girls.She would find a guy someday.She ask if i liked big women.I told her yes.I do.She ask if i liked her.I told her of course i do she is my daughter i love you.She ask what sex felt like.i said it felt good and one day she would meet a boy to show her.I went to hug her and the covers fell down to her waist.I quickly hugged her and went to take a shower.I was in the shower and couldn't stop thinking of her.I wasn`t molested or rasied in any kind incest.I went to my bedroom and her light was off.I closed my door and was on my bed naked jacking off for about 10 mins when my daughter who was standing in front of me said dad that looks fun.I jumped and tryed to cover myself.She ask if all boys cocks were as big as mine.I am 8 inchs and thick.I tried to speak but was shoked she was there naked watching me.I told her to go to bed.She ask if I would show her about sex.I didn`t know what to say.I tried to say no but, was so turn on i told her to come sit on the bed.I layed back and told her I would show her.I told her to touch my cock to see what it feels like.I was rock hard by then.She put her hand sround my cock and started to try and jack it.I helped her do it right.I told her to kiss the head of it.Dad is gonna show you how to make boys happy.She took the head in her mouth and tried to suck it but was having trouble.I told her to take her time she would be good at it soon.I told her that i was going to cum and we would explore each other after that.I told her she was gonna taste her first cum.I stood up as she sat on the bed.she was jacking it when my hot cum shot in her mouth and face.A huge load of cum that was running down her tits.She said it wasn`t bad.That night i ate her pussy and then i took her virginity.Since then we have sex 3 times a week.she is 18 now.
    #9669 — Comments (3) — 2/24/2011 at 10:50 AM — That's Juicy! (20) — That's Lame. (13)
  • Adult Confessions
    — My Family —
    I want to tell another story about my incredibly hot step-dad. He told me once, after I sucked his big yummy cock before he left for work (my mom leaves early for her work), that I was more like my mom than I knew. I found out what this meant one weekend after I rushed home after learning my mother had already left to vegas without my step-dad for 4 days. I came home and unlocked the door, and instantly heard moaning coming from down the hallway. I was pissed that my cousin must have gotten here first and was getting the first shot at my step-daddy, when I realized the moans sounded wrong. I tiptoed down the hall and peeked into the master bedroom and saw my step-dad ramming his big yummy dick balls deep up the cunny of his nextdoor neighbor's blond, big tittied wife! Now, she's not the skinniest girl around, has had a couple kids, but all her weight seems to go straight to her tits and ass, I'm sure you've seen those women, big wide hips and huge tits, but otherwise more or less slim. She had a little bit of a tummy but you could barely tell even though she was on her knees. And my lovely step-dad was naked, fucking her like there's no tomorrow! I slipped out, calling my cousin to tell her what I saw, and we decided to go to the mall for shopping and starbucks. I'm not sure why it seemed to bother me (and make me wet at the same time), I would have loved to go in and join them, but I just don't want anyone knowing I'm fucking my own step-dad behind my mom's back. After I met up with my cousin, we decided to go buy some sexy lingerie at foh, and surprise my step-dad with two hot little sluts ready to serve him all weekend, US! I bought a slutty little black & white french maid outfit, and my cousin got one to match, but with some red. We returned home and called him on the way to make sure his neighbor was gone (she was by the time we got home any way), and i told him we had to talk.
    When we got to his house he welcomed us in, eying our foh bags, and sat us down on the couch, offering us both a drink and a smoke.
    He took me back to his room for a minute, promising my cousin we'd be right back, and popped in a DVD. It was one he made, he explained, of my mom in vegas a couple months ago, at a gang bang! I was floored. He said that they were swingers, and his mom and him played with a few couples in town, their neighbors included (he had spotted me earlier). He also explained that my mom liked to get out of town and just get fucked crazy by a group of men and sometimes women, usually my step-daddy went with her, but this time he had work and besides, it had been a while since he had fucked me, and knew i'd be headed home. I was so happy hearing that he had stayed home just to slide his big delicious dick in my hot little pussy, but still shocked at the video of my mom naked, sucking on my step-daddy's fat dick, while some stranger was making her big fake tits bounce, fucking her from behind. He told me he was amazed at how slutty I am, just like my mom, as he handed me a tube of lube and walked me down the hall. My cousin was already dressed in her maid costume, and I ran to change as well, working some lube up my tight asshole after I was done, knowing what was cumming up next.
    #9562 — Comments (2) — 1/23/2011 at 3:52 AM — That's Juicy! (8) — That's Lame. (0)