My Family
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.

This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 41

    My mother in law and I talked this weekend. About her life and what changes she would make. She married her first husband at 13 and had her first child before 14. I ask if he was her first sex?? No he was not. She had been GF of his much younger brother. When he could not get it in her, he ask his brother why. he said bring her in and let me see. He stuck his finger in her and moved it around, he helped him get it in her. He got her virginity and finished with in a few seconds. So her first husband to be took over, he got in her and from her words, tore her little ass up. He fucked her until he was finished and it took forever. When she came to see his brother, he would take her in his room and fuck her so hard she went back home. in time she just ask for her future husband. He got per pregnant and had to get married. She had her third daughter by age 15. She had friends over her age to visit. he fucked many of her friends as well. This pissed her off but he insisted she watch. She had her last child a son at 21. They tried for years and she was taking pills. he said if she did not have another child he would kick her out. She did the opposite and kicked him out. With welfare payments and child support she was well taken care of.
    I know from her oldest daughter, her mom was a slut. She remembered guys coming over for sex. She watched the others while her mom moaned and screamed. Some guys were referred by others, did not know her name, just knew she liked hard strong men fucking her. She remembered one guy watching tv with the kids while one finished, he took his turn after he finished. Some time she took the next guy in the room and got tag teamed.
    Back to the mother in law story,
    Was her first husband the only one from 12 to 21?? She corrected the 12, she got pregnant at 12, he and his brother had sex with her long before age 12. She worried the fist daughter would be the brokers or his cousin. All 3 had been with her many times. The next girl could have been the husband or his friend from work. He had stopped by while her husband was working. he was almost 50 and liked young girls. She liked how is screwed and made her feel good after.
    Was my wifes father the only one she though?? She did not have any sex partners with him. One time a mechanic in his shop got her in a car, she let him have what he wanted. He was a young guy her age and turned her on. he could not have children, was months before she became pregnant with my wife.
    Its pretty shocking how open mouth she became, took a few drinks and being the only one around. She had the need ot relive her youth. I thought pretty screwed up. But I was kind.
    she told me her sister was not allowed to visit. She was four years younger and her husband would have screwed her for sure. She had been found with a cousin in the garage. Was 12 and the cousin was 16. The mom said cum was running right out of her. She ask if they could finish the last one, it feels so good.

    #20881 — Comments (0) — May 27, 2014 at 2:39 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Straight Female / 19

    Five days ago I walked into my aunts house, only to find her second husband Lee fucking another woman. He pulled out of her asshole as I entered the kitchen and I saw for the first time why my aunt described her husband as a full on lover. Lees cock was enormous, far bigger than my boyfriends and much much thicker. They stopped having sex and walked over to me, his cock swaying as he moved. He asked not to say anything, telling me he needed more sex than my aunt could possibly give him. Still looking at Lees huge cock, Lee saw me looking and asked me if I'd like to join them. Bringing myself back to my senses I told him to fuckoff, but every bit of me wanted to get down on my knees and suck in his massive cock. Walking out I turned to see him enter the woman again and wished it was me.
    In three days from now my aunt and my mom will be travelling to see my grandfather. Lee has been asked to keep an eye on me and I know he'll be coming over after work. I'm mixed up in my mind as what is the right thing to do. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to feel his huge thick cock inside me, but I know it would be wrong, or would it??. Wish I knew what I should do??

    #20877 — Comments (3) — May 27, 2014 at 12:54 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 51

    I have just read a story on here by a girl who found DVDs of her parents having sex with each other and with others, both straight and gay.

    I had a similar experience but long before the days of DVDs. I was 16 or so at the time. I was in the attic looking though boxes for some particular books when I found a box of photographs of my parents naked and having sex with each other. I was horrified and at the same time fascinated. There were other boxes also of my parents having sex but with different people - and there were lots of them having gay sex.

    It is a shock to see your parents having sex but to see pictures of your mother licking out another woman or of your father being fucked by another man is a real shock. There was nothing left to the imagination. There were photos of my father being sucked off and of him ejaculating.

    I am embarrassed to say that they turned me on hugely. Even more embarrassed to say that i wanked off looking at them.

    I had thought that i had cleaned up and had put them away properly but apparently not. A week or so later, during which it was really difficult to behave the same with my parents, my father knocked on my door and asked if i had been in the attic and had I been looking at private photos. He obviously knew I had so there was no point in lying so i said that I had. he asked if I had masturbated looking at them and again I said that I had.

    He said that he had taken the photos of mum having sex with another woman and she had taken photos of him with another man.

    He asked which ones I had looked at when wanking off and I said truthfully, I preferred the pictures of him with the other man. He simply smiled and said that was ok, he was flattered.

    A few days later my mother asked if i would like to see more of the photographs i had found. i said i would and she gave me an envelope of photos she said had been taken recently. She told me to take them out which i did. They were like the others but close ups of my dad's cock in her pussy, ass and mouth. There were also photos of him with a man's cock in his mouth and up his ass. There were photos of him covered in spunk from the other man.

    I was mortified but at the same time I was really aroused. She asked if I had an erection. I said i did. she told me to show her. I was mesmerized and i undressed and stood in front oh her naked with an erection.

    She said that i had a great body and a great cock. She asked if she could touch me on my cock - i couldn't speak, which she took as a yes. No sooner had she touched my cock than I just erupted in her hand and on the floor. It was the most powerful orgasm i had ever had. I was mortified and tried to cover up but she said it was ok, perfectly ok.

    She told me to go have a shower and she would speak to me later.

    Later that evening, my dad asked me about what had happened, and told me to describe it in detail which i did. i could see that he was aroused by it. I have to say that i was beginning to get a real buzz out of this power that i seemed to have to arouse my parents.

    From then they asked if i would like to take part in their games by photographing them which i did, to begin with clothed and shortly after than naked. It wasn't a big step to getting to play with them both sexually.

    This went of for a couple of years until i went away to university.


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  • — My Family —
    Straight Female / 30

    I'm Thelma, a 30-year-old divorcee with a 14-year-old son. We've been having sex together since he was 12. It just happened one evening when Chris got a hard-on and I just couldn't resist it. I had never thought about incest before, but now I'm into it I can't stop. No other sex is like it. When my son is at school I often bring myself off with my vibrator imagining it to be my son's cock. He fucks me four or five times a night and always leaves me exhausted.

    #20865 — Comments (1) — May 26, 2014 at 8:59 PM — That's Juicy! (25) Remove This. ( * )
  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 18

    I overheard my mom talk to my aunt
    my mom says she got raped last night
    at first she is fighting back, but after a while
    she start to enjoying it, because my dad has premature ejaculation
    he never satisfied my mom
    my mom says that guy fuck her at least half hour, and she had several orgasms
    after that guy cum, he point at small camera on his shoulder
    says he got this on video, so don't call the cops
    my mom did not call the cops, she is afraid the video will come out
    she will be so ashamed but she also really enjoy the fucking

    #20839 — Comments (0) — May 25, 2014 at 3:13 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — My Family —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 46

    My dad was a horndog. He drove truck, and when he thought I was old enough he took me on the road with him. We were gone for three weeks, and I found a man with the foulest mouth I had ever heard. His talk always seemed to come around to the subject of sex. He was very loose with saying fuck and c**t a lot. He talked about how much my mom loved to suck his big uncut cock and take his jiz anywhere and everywhere he chose to shoot. He said that I should watch them fuck. Of course, my mom would never go for it, but he said that he would leave the window open and the shade up just enough for me to see and hear. When we got home, over dinner he announced to my mom that he was gonna bust the biggest nut he'd ever had tonight. She looked at me and was genuinely embarrassed. After dinner I said I was gonna go to Art's house, but I'd be home by 11. I drove up the street and snuck back to the side of the house where their window was. Sure enough the window was up and the blinds were up just a bit. By 9 they were ready to come to bed. They walked in the room with him behind her and his arms wrapped around and was playing with her tits with both hands. "My dick's so fucking hard, I haven't had a good blowjob in almost a month. I want your mouth on my cock." "Honey," she said, "glad to be of service." He got undressed and told her to strip. He just stood there and waited for her to kneel down and start sucking his cock. "Oh, honey, that feels so fucking good," he said. After a couple of minutes he had her lay on the bed on her back, with her head off the side of the bed and started to fuck her mouth. "Finger fuck yourself," he said. As she sucked his cock she started to rub her c**t, moaning as he fucked her mouth. "Oh, honey, I'm gonna cum," he announced as he glanced toward the window. "Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck," he said,and his body tensed up. I could tell he was cumming, but my mom took every bit of it like she had been doing it all her life. She started to pull off his dick, but he told her not yet. He was gonna fuck her yet, so she hand to make him hard again. He fucked her mouth for a couple of more minutes and pulled out of her mouth. His cock was standing straight out once again, and he told her to beg him to fuck her. She did. I was stroking my own cock as she rolled over and begged him to fuck her in the ass. "I'm your fucking slut," she said. "I need that big cock all the way in." She got up on her hands and knees, and her ass was right at cock level. She pushed her ass back and told him to mount up. They must do this a lot, I thought, because she took his cock all the way up her asshole without nary a whimper. "Oh, yeah, that's it," she said. "Fuck me like a 10 dollar whore." He started to pump in and out harder and harder. "Oh, fuck!" she moaned. "I'm cumming. Fuck, fuck, fuck!" He pumped as hard and as fast as he could, telling her that she had the tightest ass c**t he had ever fucked. He pulled his cock out and told her to turn around. She quickly turned over on her back and put her head under his cock. He started to cum again. She had her mouth open, and he started to cum all over her face. "Oh, fuck, honey," he said, "Take that cum. Be my little c**t tonight." He was finally spent, crawled on the bed and laid down next to her. They started kissing, his cum and their saliva were being mixed as one. Without realizing it, I started to cum in my pants. "Oh, fuck," I muttered, and quickly walked back to my car. I had just watched my parents not only fuck, but mouth fuck and butt fuck. Now my pants are stained with my cum, and I had to find a way to get to my bedroom without them noticing. Oh, well, worse things could happen...

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  • — My Family —
    Bi-Sexual Female / 36

    I never thought of myself as some sort of pervert but I think I am now. I am married and I have a beautiful daughter. I love my husband and he satisfies me sexually. But I discovered somthing that turns me on and I know its not right, natural or normal. It about my daughter. I would not touch her (I dont think) but I have crazy thoughts about her. I have caught her masturbating and she doesnt know , but I have watched her. But what I think about is men fucking her. I have spent lots of money at the mall with her loving dressing her in the shortest or dresses, the sexiest of blouses, and yes heels. I have noticed men looking at my daughter and my pussy gets instantly wet. She is most definatly bi because I have saw her kissing her friends. But I fantisize about older men, or black men fucking her, maybe several at a time. Last year I saw her sucking a young black friend of hers in his car. I remember I had several orgasms that night.
    I know I sound like a bad mom.
    Does any other mom or dad thing about these things??
    Any sudgestions??

    #20786 — Comments (8) — May 22, 2014 at 11:11 AM — That's Juicy! (18) Remove This. ( * )
  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 18


    My older sister is working of one of those sex stream websites where girls cam and get tips to do all kinds of things for money. I love porn, and i love real life sluts even more so sites like this are amazing to me. But can you imagine my shock to see my sister butt naked with a toy up her twat one night?? I did not know what to do, it was my sister. At first i was disgusted and i realized she was just in the other room down the hall and i wanted to go in there and flip the fuck out on her and tell mom and dad. But her tits were so perfect and much better the i dreamed and my sister actually had a hairy pussy which was so rare these days. And i kept watching as she fucked a toy and soon i found myself fapping of to her and i got off.

    Since that night i have seen my sister fuck herself, squirt, do anal with a toy, use butt plugs, use nipple clamps, and a few times fuck her bf on cam and once eat out a girl who i did not know. I have fapped off to her so many times and spent a small fortune on time and tips for her. If she only knew who robcsu1298 really is. I mean it is not that hard to figure out it stands from Bro (rob backwards) sees you (the number is random).

    I seriously wonder how common this is??

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 23

    My name is Kevin. What I'm about to write is absolutely true as it happened. When I was 14 I went to stay with my grandmother. She had a small cottage in the countryside and was 49 at the time. Looking back now. I must say that she still had a nice trim figure and her breasts, though small, were were full with large brown nipples.
    On my first night, as I lay on the bed masturbating, the door opened and Nana stepped in. She was not at all embarrassed. She smiled and sat on my bed. I was petrified. Without a word, Nana took over where I had left off. Soon, she was sucking me as she rubbed my cock up and down. It wasn't long before I was shooting my cum down Nana's throat. She continued to suck me as she swallowed the lot.
    Getting me hard again, Nana asked me if I had ever fucked a girl. She actually used the word "fuck". I told he that I hadn't. smiling. Nana climbed over me and inserted my cock into her tight pussy. She told me later that she hadn't had a fuck since Granddad left her three years before. Nana rode my cock, keeping her clit in contact with my pubic bone, and soon had a resounding orgasm. She continued to ride me hard until eventually I shot my spunk up inside her. We fucked three more times that night, and every day of the holidays. She never refused me anything, and taught me how to suck and lick her c**t to bring her off.
    I'23 now and married. Nana often visits us, and we continue to fuck when my wife is shopping or visiting friends. Incest is the greatest sex turn-on imaginable. Everyone should engage in it. If I ever have a daughter I know that I'm going to do mu utmost to seduce her and give her the ecstasy that only incest brings.

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  • — My Family —
    Straight Male / 34

    When I was little my parents would drop me off at my aunt's house whenever they wanted to go out on a date, which was usually once a week on Friday or Saturday night. My aunt would make me dinner, we would watch a show on TV and have some popcorn, then we would play a game.

    Some times this was dress-up. She would get out some old fancy clothes - stuff she and her husband had worn when they were younger. I would dress in her husband's suits and she would put on some garish makeup and a skin tight dress that barely contained her huge breasts.

    We would walk around the living room, doing a fashion show for each other, then cut off to the spare bedroom and change for another walk through. One night my aunt came back not in a dress, but in a bustier, garter, and stockings. Her large breasts overflowing the top so much that her nipples showed.

    She pranced around the room, turning and posing. The stopped and asked me if she looked good. I don't know why, but the sight of her standing there in those old, poorly fitting lingerie from her youth made me rock hard. I just sat there, slack jawed and nodded.

    She swayed a bit, thinking, then started a bit of a bump and grind. After swaying around the room, trying to dance seductively, she eventually came right up to me and started a lap dance. Grinding her ass into mine. My cock was fully erect and I had a difficult time taking my eyes off her full breasts.

    Making her decision, she turned, dropped to her knees and took my cock out. My cock is not much to speak about, only maybe 5" long, and she took the whole thing into her mouth. I was only 14, so it didn't take but a minute or two before I lost it and came. I thought we were done after that, but she led me to her bedroom and showed me how to return the favor.

    After that night every time my parents dropped me off we would have dinner, watch a movie and share some popcorn, then go straight to her bedroom where we would spend the night having sex in every position imaginable. She had an old copy of the kamasutra, all hand drawn illustrations, and we spent hours and hours working through the positions. Many we couldn't do because we weren't limber enough. But it was still grand.

    My aunt died when I was 24 and I married not much later. My wife has always told me how much she appreciated the education my aunt had provided me.

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