My Family..
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.
This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked.
This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, slutty sisters, and flatulent uncles. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them.
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— My Family —i got married to the love of my life. 100% positive that he is the one. i knew him for one month before we eloped. hes not a citizen. after 2 months of happy marriage i grab some champagne, massage oil, strawberrys and candles thought he would treat me the way i want him to treat me the bedroom. i just rode him for 30 minutes... i didnt orgasm. he did. hes sleeping, and im finishing the champagne. did i make a mistake?
this is my confession #3198 — Comments (2) — 11/10/2009 at 1:10 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— My Family —Though I really did not mean it. I heart my sister in laws grand daughter. I really use to love her when she was small. I helped her as much I could. But as she grown and got good job started to avoid me show attitude towards me same thing was done my her mother and her aunt. It heart me much. To take revenge of it I heart her at the time when she came to invite me for wedding. I did not attend her marriage. I insulted her at her pregrency ceremony. some where I feel I am guilty. But more time I feel why I should feel guilty I am just answering the way she, her mother and her aunt behaved with me. God make me a good woomen I do not want to be a revengeful woman. God not only towards her but not towards any of the person in the world whosoever he/she may be, how much attitute they mayshow My words should be soft. My heart should be clear. God help me, God help me God help me. Please, Please, Please. Make me humble and sweet speeking person. thanks #3197 — Comments (4) — 11/4/2009 at 2:14 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (2)
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— My Family —My SIL lives in a different state but at every family gathering she's all over me. She's got a nice body but I wouldn't normally think about her in a sexual way except that she is always flirting with me.
Now I'm want her to suck my cock but not just anyway, I want her to suck it at her house while everyone else is away. #3196 — Comments (2) — 10/24/2009 at 9:37 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1) -
— My Family —i am so tired of having kids #3195 — Comments (4) — 10/18/2009 at 3:14 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)
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— My Family —I was at a frat party and overheard some guys saying there was a chick passed out upstairs who was so wasted they could do anything to her they want and she'll never know. I should have said something or helped get her out of there but I just left. I found out the next day it was my sister - sorry Sis! #3194 — Comments (4) — 10/15/2009 at 5:07 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (0)
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— My Family —My wife doesn't know that every morning I wake up at 5:00 and instead of going to the gym to workout, I go to the house of this woman she hates. The woman and I have sex every day. Then I go back home and get dressed and go to work.
This woman loves oral sex, giving and recieving and is multiorgasmic. She also loves when I eat her ass and she eats mine. Don't worry, we're both very clean. Then, I go home and my wife always wants her morning kiss, and sometimes she wants sex! So, of course, I give it to her. She loves me to go down on her and give her orgasms too, so I oblige!
I guess I don't care any more.
The other woman also loves fisting. She loves my hand in her pussy, and I think she's going to love it when I start putting it in her ass too. #3193 — Comments (3) — 10/8/2009 at 1:38 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (0) -
— My Family —so for a while i've wanted to be embarrassed by my older sister...don't really know why, but i do. so i was doing little things to try to get it to happen, like wear my pants and underwear low to get her to call me out on my ass showing or prompt her to wedgie me so my ass doesn't show. all i ever got from her was side comments and giggles.
so i really want to get embarrassed but i don't know how to go about it, without it being blatant.
for what it's worth, i have been once before. we used to jump on our trampoline all the time together, and one time when she had a friend on the tramp too i landed on her by mistake. she got mad and when i started jumping again she held my shorts and i jumped right out of them! wouldn't normally be that bad, but i had on purple briefs that they both mistook for panties! #3192 — Comments (2) — 9/22/2009 at 10:34 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (0) -
— My Family —let my sister catch me jacking off. #3191 — Comments (5) — 9/20/2009 at 12:11 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— My Family —One night my mom was passed out on the floor from drinking too much so I had to pick her up and put her on the couch.
As I was lifting her robe opened and she did not have anything on under it. When I layed her on the couch her legs were wide open and I could see everything. I ate her pussy for a little while and played with her breasts.
I wanted to put my cock inside her pussy but I had cum in my pants already so I just covered her up and went to bed.
I never got the chance again. #3190 — Comments (12) — 9/15/2009 at 11:32 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (1) -
— My Family —My Mother-in-law is married to an inconsiderit man. I dount she has had sex in 10 years. If she hinted at all that she wanted me to fuck her, I would. Not that she is some gorgeous woman, but i feel bad. Her daughter and I have enen talked about her lack of sex. #3189 — Comments (3) — 9/15/2009 at 9:27 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)