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When I Was A Kid
You've carried a big burden on your shoulders for years - ever since you lost your mom's favorite bracelet you've denied you had anything to do with it. Tell us about it. Ashamed that you sucked your thumb until you were 12? Or are you ready to confess that it was you who threw your brother's comic book collection into the toilet?

Kids do all kinds of things, some well-intentioned, some quite purposefully mean-spirited. If you're ready to tell AdultConfessions.com about your embarrassing childhood acts, then post your confession now.

Important note: This section is not for confessions that involve sex with children or sexual situations where children were involved. Any such postings will be deleted immediately you sick twisted fuck.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My mother used to beat the shit out of me, I spent most of my life being afraid of her, I'm still afraid of her.

    Came home from school one day, she didn't say one word, just grabbed me and started beating on me, for about 20 minutes she hit every part of my body, I'm almost 32 now and I still remember how horrible it was.

    She should have never done that to me, crazy mean psycho angry bitch.

    I'm a fucked up woman who has led a fucked up life, thanks mom for making me fell like shit and for giving me a life where I needed abusive friends and I would cling to these bitches in a miserable attempt to make me feel like someone cared about me.

    #4248 — Comments (7) — Sep 19, 2008 at 8:40 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I kissed quite a few girls as a kid...
    No one except the girls know.

    #4247 — Comments (3) — Sep 7, 2008 at 7:26 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I had several embarrassing moments when I was a kid. Here are a few most of them happened between the grades of 5th-8th grade.

    - There were a lot of times that I was not sitting down when the bell rang. So the teacher would draw a circle on the black board and would then point in the center and say "Place your nose in the center of the circle." Everyone would giggle and laugh because I would have to stand there for 30-60 min. like this in front of the entire class.

    - When I was caught talking I would get called to the front of the class. The teacher would then make me talk to the entire class about what I was talking about and then would make me explain in front of the entire class what we were talking about in the lesson. When I was unable to due to the fact that I was not listening she would make me face the wall with my nose on the black board for 30 min. She would then call me from the black board and informed me that I would continue this punishment for 1 hour after school.

    - When I was in 6th grade spanking in the school was stil allowed. It was very unfair the girls and I only knew of one was taken into the hall away from everybod and from what I remember got 3-4 swats. She cried not because it hurt but more because she was humiliated. only when she stopped crying and got herself together she was then allowed to go back and sit down in the class. When a boy got it it was in front of the whole class and hard and way more then 3-4 swats. I was caught talking and was swatted 20-30 times in front of the whole class very humiliating.

    Was caught chewing gum had to put the gum on the tip of my nose and then had to place my nose on the wall for 45 min. When I was instructed to go and sit down the gum stuck to the wall. That Saturday I spent 8 hours with the janator cleaning up gum throughtout the school. I was told that I had to do this in fromt of the class.

    Was depantsed by a group of girls that didn't like me in the 8th grade they did it twice.

    Any one else have anything??????

    #4246 — Comments (6) — Sep 1, 2008 at 10:32 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When i was a kid, i murdered my pet.

    #4393 — Comments (20) — Jun 18, 2008 at 1:48 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    when i was 8 years old i was playing in a closet with 2 of those ' my little ponies.' i remember whispering and trying really hard to be secretive. i put one of the ponies under the other and had the one on top say "keep manipulating me, it feels good."

    #4392 — Comments (1) — May 28, 2008 at 12:07 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Nellie hated me. She was such a bitch and this was only sixth grade. She was new and decided I would be her perfect enemy. Well, after a couple of weeks of her taunting and bullshit I came up with a plan. My sense of humor has always been on the dark side so I got a Slurpee cup, filled it with dead lizards I had found on the road--we lived near the woods and salamanders were everywhere--and a slug and took the cup to school the next day.

    I convinced my teacher to let me stay in class during recess so I could work on the computer. As soon as he closed the door I went to work, carefully placing the lizards on top of her pencils and the slug on her eraser.

    Recess was over and we were getting ready for math or something when the bitch screamed! It was awesome!! I laughed so damn hard and of course the teacher knew I did it but I never did get in trouble for it. Probably cause my mom was doing one of the teachers at the school.

    Served that bitch right.

    #4391 — Comments (2) — May 1, 2008 at 6:27 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was 12 I had some friends over for a sleepover. My brother was 10 at the time and as all 10 year-old brothers are he was being a real pest. For over an hour he was bothering us and I finally had it. I told him that if he didn't stop bothering us he was going to be sorry. He left for a little bit but again returned. When he did I got up and said nothing to him I just walked over to him and kicked him in the balls. He dropped to the floor like a fly grabbing himself crying in shear pain. My mother busted into the room to find my brother on the bedroom floor cyring like a baby and my friends and I laughing our asses off. My mother asked what had happened and I told her that we didn't know. My brother finally caught his breath and picked himself up off the floor and said to my mother that I had kicked him where it count. All I remember is my mother grabbing me by the arm pulling me across her lap and slapping my butt. Then I felt my pj bottoms being pulled down and my bare ass exposed to my friends and brother and my mother ordering my brother to get the hair brush off my dresser. I kicked and begged but that only made things worse. I got the longest, hardest, most embarrassing spanking in my life right then and there. The only one left laughing was my brother and three friends how embarrassing.

    #4389 — Comments (9) — Apr 22, 2008 at 7:30 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Times change...no shit. I'm not that old, but something is definately different. The young do not respect the elderly. Walking down the street as a young boy and coming toward an adult, I got the fuck out the adult's way. I didn't play in a neighbor's yard or drive.

    Ah fuck it. I'm just bitching, getting a beer buzz and waiting to go play a little hockey on friday night. I will bitch more later.

    #4387 — Comments (4) — Apr 16, 2008 at 6:13 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was a kid my sister and one of her spend the night girlfriends (They were 14 or so and I was 16) had aggravated and annoyed me all evening long. I vowed that I would get them both back. They kept waking me up during the night, banging on my door and just being pests. I'm pretty sure the friend had a crush on me. Anyway I was up a little early and went to my sister's room where they were sleeping. The door was locked but it was easy to pick.

    I had a can of shaving cream and a piece of thread in my hand. I was going to do the old "shaving cream in the hand and tickle the nose" prank. I open the door and see them laying there in nothing but panties and Tshirts. I walked up to my sis and start to put shaving cream in her hand but before I do I take a look at her friend. She's cute, she's got nice legs, I like her panties, her tits look nice (I'm 16, anything with legs looks good).

    As my cock starts to grow in my shorts I get a better idea. I pull out my cock and start to stroke it. I turn the friends hand over so that her palm is facing up. While staring at her panties pressed against her pussy and those smooth thighs I blow my load right in her hand. While my cock is still dripping and oozing I walk to the other side of the bed and give my sister a handful of spunk too.

    So now I've got these two girls with a load of my cum in their hands. I put my cock away, I finish the job with shaving cream (just a little I really wanted my cum on their faces) and then I start to tickle their noses. BAM! The hands go to the face and they smear my hot load all over their mouths and noses. I start laughing so hard (and getting another hard on) they wake up with my jizz smeared across their lips. They run to the bathroom thinking it's nothing but shaving cream. :)

    They never did catch on that I had jacked off in their hands.

    #4386 — Comments (6) — Apr 12, 2008 at 8:40 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i recently remembered a fantasy of mine from the first grade.

    i remember sitting in my seat, at my desk facing the window. i visualized a man running up to the window pulling out a gun and then shooting me in the head. i imagined the horror the event would bring, imagined my classmates screaming.

    i sure was a weirdo.

    #4385 — Comments (0) — Apr 8, 2008 at 12:00 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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