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When I Was A Kid
You've carried a big burden on your shoulders for years - ever since you lost your mom's favorite bracelet you've denied you had anything to do with it. Tell us about it. Ashamed that you sucked your thumb until you were 12? Or are you ready to confess that it was you who threw your brother's comic book collection into the toilet?

Kids do all kinds of things, some well-intentioned, some quite purposefully mean-spirited. If you're ready to tell AdultConfessions.com about your embarrassing childhood acts, then post your confession now.

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  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was about 14 I guess I was a bit weird and didn't hang out with a lot of other kids and didn't have brothers or sisters.

    A friend from school had a sleepover and I was invited. It was exciting as I hadn't gone to one before. Well, long story short, I got horny and, not knowing any better, assumed that it was okay to take care of it the way I usually did. I asked the other girls if anyone else was feeling horny and wanted to do it as well. Needless to say I totally misjudged that room. i got called Fish Fingers for years after that.

    #4260 — Comments (7) — Dec 28, 2008 at 4:44 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was little, probably about 8 or so, I would poop on the carpet outside the bathroom whenever my brother was taking a bath. My mom would come out and yell at the poor dog.

    I also once locked the door to my room and pooped in a small plastic container. Then I had no idea what to do with it, I think I threw it over the fence in the back yard.

    There was this girl that lived next door, she used to poop in our back yard while we watched, and sometimes I'd poop too.

    In fact, when I was really little (like "learning how to write" age), I used to draw really complicated machinery designed to take poops away via belts and whatnot.

    I have no idea why I was so obsessed about pooping. I'm an adult now and repulsed by scat porn and not overly anal retentive. I guess just one of those things....

    #4259 — Comments (0) — Dec 16, 2008 at 4:26 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was about 14, and probably servicing myself about 4 times a day, I was obsessed with naked women. When my step-dad's younger sister moved into our house, I was determined to see her naked. I had to do a lot of mental rationalizing that she was not my blood relative, so it would be ok if I saw her naked.

    So one night I sneaked out of my room after she came home and got in the shower. I waited for her to come into her room, and I was looking in the window. I had to take off the screen and position her curtains just right so there was a crack in them that I could see through. Once I got the screen back on, I squatted at the windowsill and waited. She came out of the shower in her towel, and I was so excited! But something went wrong. She was headed straight for the crack I had left in the curtains. HOLY SHIT!

    I hunched down into a ball under the window, hoping against hope that she wouldn't see me there. She began to speak, and I thought I was a goner. But she was talking to my mom's cat! She thought that the cat had made the crack in the curtains! I hunched down and waited for her to turn off the light, trembling with fear. When she finally went to bed, I crawled shamefully out of my hiding place and went back into my bedroom. That was the first and last time I ever tried anything remotely resembling peeping tommery.

    #4258 — Comments (2) — Dec 13, 2008 at 8:48 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was about 14, I went with my mom and dad to her office to help my dad put together some cabinets for storage. I always hated working with my dad, because he never gave me any interesting tasks to do. He always used me only as a gopher, and he was an *enormous* dick about why I was required to be the gopher. Fixing things with dad was always an opportunity for me to get yelled at and to watch him get pissed because he couldn't get his project to work correctly (and he is a mechanical engineer!).

    So after a few years of dealing with this, I was primed for a bad experience at my mom's office. After about a half an hour of him grumbling and bitching about how this cabinet wouldn't go together, he sent me for a flathead screwdriver. I looked at the screws he was using and could plainly see that he needed a Phillips, so I suggested it. How dare I rise above gopher status! He screamed at me to just go get the fucking screwdriver he asked for!!!!!!!!!! I stormed off into the other room and grabbed the flathead out of the tool box (why the fuck wasn't it in the room where he was working!?!?!?).

    As I turned around to come back, he screamed back at me, "God damn it, I need the phillips head too!" I was PISSED, and allowed, "You fucking Pollack! (He is my adoptive step-father, and I thought it apropos to poke fun of his Polish ancestry)." to escape under my breath, but he heard me, and when I got back with the screwdrivers, he was none too happy with me.

    Dad: "What did you say!?"
    me: "Nothing!" (shaking in my boots)
    Dad: "I heard you, what did you say!?
    me: "Dad, I didn't say anything!" (OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!)
    Dad: "You said, 'It figures' didn't you!?"
    me: "Yes, dad, that's what I said." (holy shit! I just escaped a major ass-kicking!--whew!)
    Dad: "You can keep your comments to yourself!"

    I never told him what I really said, and today was the first day I have told anyone else!

    #4257 — Comments (1) — Dec 13, 2008 at 7:42 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was very very young.

    #4256 — Comments (2) — Dec 12, 2008 at 6:40 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This. ( * )
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    when i was in 8th grade and i was in the park wih a few friends, my best friends girlfriend was there too, the problem was that i had a massive crush on her for 2 years ( a year and a half longer than she was with my best friend) and still did. i never did know what to say to her untill too late. so what happened was we were walking and i tripped and accidently dragged her down with me, she landed ontop of me and in that moment i got a huge erection she definately felt it on her leg, she jumped up slapped me and ran off. luckily it was on friday so i could keep away more easily for the weekend.

    #4255 — Comments (0) — Nov 8, 2008 at 3:54 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was alway picked on in school because I was kind of shy and not big and strong like other boys. I never enjoyed school because I always knew something bad was going to happen. It was the last class of the day and the teacher was waiting for me to turn in my exam. I saw some boys watching me from the hall and got the feeling they were up to something. I waited for the teacher to pack her things, planning leave when she did. As I got up tp fallow her, she turned around and asl]ked me to close the windows. By the time I closed them she was gone. I went to the door and saw that everyone had gone home and headed down the stairs. Half way down I saw the same guys hanging out with some girls and started chacing after me. I ran up the stairs and down the hall, thinking where I could hid and ended up going into the girl's bathrrom were they wouldn't dare look for me. Everyone had gone home and there was no one in there. I got caught by these four senior boys, pushed into a corner and held while the other two unzippedmy pants and took them off. I was sure they were going to leave me there with no pants, but instead went to the door and called out to someone to come in. These girls that were talking to them down stairs, walked in and closed the door. They were laughfing and telling them they had taken off my pants, saying that seasy boys had to be stripped and spanked in front of girls. A horrible flash went threw my mind, thinking my clothes were going to be taken off and humiliated in front of all of them. They came at me and told me they were going to beat the shit out of me if I screamed. There was no way I was going to fight my way out of this one and before I knew it, I was being held with my shirt up, no underware and getting my butt slapped in front of these girls. The whole point was to embarrassed me and put me on show in front of girls. I just had to swallow my pride and endure getting humiliated. I had never forcefully been exposed nude in public and held bare naked for everyone to look at. I was practically completly naked with my dick sticking out in front of four cheering girls having the thrill of their lives. My clothes were thrown on the floor and they all ran off laughfing. I got dressed and made sure no one saw me leave and never told anyone about it.

    #4254 — Comments (14) — Nov 3, 2008 at 10:44 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was a kid my best friend and I played a game (his idea) where we got our sisters naked by promising that we'd let them into our club. My sister was always shy and didn't like to do it but we lost interest in her and were satisfied to try it on with his sister, a little red head.

    This happened a couple of times when we were only about 10. A couple of years later he encouraged me to try and see her naked in the shower at another holiday spot. I climbed up on some trash cans but could only see the bathroom, not in to the shower. He went in and encouraged her to come out which she did. She knew that I was watching but didn't seem to mind. Later, toward the end of grade school, we played strip poker with her. She kept on leaving the room which meant that we could rig the cards almost every hand. We got her completely naked and she spread the lips of her pussy for us. That was the last time I saw her naked but by far the best.

    I got to like spying on girls because of that and soon was looking for opportunities to do it. I watched my cousin through the bathroom window of their farm house in the country. It was covered with clear plastic but I could see well enough . Around the time I was 13 my parents were renovating the house, putting on a second level. I realised that I could climb into the roof and started to watch my sister take baths through the exhaust fan vent. i also realised that I could sit in the dark and watch a young girl in the house over the back practice her gymnastic routines naked after her shower. She was a preteen when I started watching but I kept it up long after the renovations were complete to when she was about 16. I saw her naked plenty of times but mostly it was just her ass as she dashed from the bathroom to her bedroom covering her front with a towel. I also saw her younger sister naked and her mom topless.

    I saw around 4 or 5 girls through the exhaust vent, including girlfriends who I liked to watch even though I got to see them naked close up. It was a little more dangerous by then as I had to climb up through a man hole in the hallway closet. Once, I had a 16 year old friend stay over for a week because she wasn't getting along with her Dad. Every morning she'd have a bath and I'd climb into the crawl space. She finished each bath by masturbating to the Greenday song Longview and came at the masturbation reference. She had a thing for Billy Joe.

    Around this time I also started looking through the windows of neighborhood girls but never really saw anything good. I once saw a girl from school topless while she wrote in her diary which was cool.

    I always found that the best success came from trying to watch girls I knew. I'd see them through the exhaust fan vents at various houses, through windows especially at pool parties when I could see them go to change. I got to see a friend's little sister change into and later out of her bathing suit on two occasions. She was young but very well developed for her age. The second time I got to see her she put in a tampon with an applicator tube. There was no blood to be seen so essentially I got to see her stick a thin tube in her pussy. Later I lived with the same guy and saw his sister naked through a small hole I drilled in the shower ceiling. I also saw his girlfriend through this dozens of times.

    I've seen girls through old fashioned key holes, under shower stall doors, through open windows and gaps in curtains. I've watched neighbors from up in trees and through gaps and knot holes in fences. I've watched girls bath, shower, dress, undress, shave their legs, masturbate and more.

    I grew out of this when I was in my mid teens but still have the urge to try and spy whenever I know a woman will be changing. I did see my ex girlfriend's room mate through a partially open shower window a couple of years ago. I didn't go looking for the opportunity but when I went outside for a smoke and notice that I could see her in the shower I couldn't help myself.

    i know it was wrong and an invasion of privacy but it's also thrilling and dangerous and I love the intimacy of watching women when they think they're alone. I never got caught so no one ever knew and got hurt.

    #4253 — Comments (4) — Nov 2, 2008 at 1:34 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Male, 100% true.
    When I was 13 my parents and I went to Hourse Park in Kentucky, we satyed at a Holidy inn that had a putt-putt under a huge glass dome. Like all kids I was curious and made friends easily, I got to know a couple of maids, one in particular. She was 24 years old and she had a niece and a nephew that were my age. The niece was so cute and I remember she was rather well endowed in the chest for a girl her age, she was rather sweet on me too. During the day I would often come along as the girls cleaned rooms. One day I was tagging along as the Aunt and an older maid (40's) and the niece were cleaning rooms. The nephew came around as the girls were getting supply's in the walk in supply closet. The talk seemed to always be about sex with these people. At one point the nephew came up behind the Aunt as she bent to get something in the closet, grabbed her hips and started moving his hips banging into her like he was doggy fucking her from behind. Even as young as I was it was quite odd to me and might I say very erotic.

    I had been masterbating for at least 2 years at that point and I did it at least once a day. My head was filled with fantasy's of the Aunt and niece during the days at the Holiday Inn.

    Some time either before or after the above display I remember haveing a one on one conversation with the Aunt. She had broken up with her boyfriend some time before and she was a very horny women. She told me that she really needed a man and she really liked big dicks. (I understand that many of you are saying BS to this but I asure you this is 100% true.) Being young and stupid I told her that I had a big cock, which I did not, I am 6". She found me attractive I guess and flirted quite openly with me AND her Niece since she knew the niece liked me too. One day we were all together minus the nephew going from room to room. The aunt used her key to open a room that was clean and empty. When inside the Aunt encouraged me to kiss the niece, the older maid and the Aunt were making comments and grabbing both me and the Niece. The aunt grabbed me awy from the young girl and pushed me on the bed. Things were moving so fast I didn't know what to do. Suddenly I was flanked by the Aunt on my right and on my left the older maid. Each were making comments that were about fucking, sucking the young girl getting her first fuck. I honestly don't know what was said but it was all out at that point. The older maid offered a comment about how she had not gotten any in a really long time and proceded to roll on me and hump my leg. All the while the Aunt was unbuckling my pants talking about sucking that big cock. All at once I panicked I tried to get up but they were all holding me down I couldn't get away. Being rather crafty I said "no no, I'm just going to put out the do not disturb sign". At that point they let go of me I shot for the door and stood in the hall. Quickly they all came out. I think they saw the terror on my face and the older women made comments that I only remember as kind of blowing off the incident and making light of what just happened. I kept in touch with the niece for a couple of months via phone and letter and she even sent me a picture of herself but after a little while we drifted away. What I wouldn't give for that picture today.

    I quickly deemed my actions as a mistake upon my return home. I could have just kicked myself for telling the Aunt I had a big cock. The bottom line is I didn't want them to pull my cock out and see I was just average. I have fantasized about that day for 29 years. So two leasons guys...don't lie about your dick size and keep your eye out for crazy things because they DO happen. P. S. if any of you that read this were the ones in KY please leave a message here.

    #4252 — Comments (1) — Oct 20, 2008 at 9:39 AM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I grew up with racist hateful drunken Bush lovers/republiKKKlans. They fucking ruined my life, I wanted to go to college, I wanted a career that would have made me happy, they beat me down so many times I hardly bothered to get up, now they are rich and still drunk, but unhappy, I at least have a happy marriage.

    FUCK YOU DAD
    FUCK YOUR HATEFUL DRUNKEN MEAN BITCH OF A WIFE
    FUCK YOU FOR DESTROYING MY LIFE
    FUCK YOU FOR BEING A RACIST SNIFFLING COWARD
    FUCK YOU AND YOUR RACIST BROTHER FOR TALKING LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF MY HUSBAND

    YOUR A COWARD AND A COMPLETE FAILURE AS A FATHER- I HATE YOU FOR ALLOWING ALL THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME, YOU SHOULD HAVE DEFENED ME, BUT YOU JUST SHIT IN YOUR PANTS AND DRANK MORE WINE!!!!!! I DESPISE YOU SPINELESS COWARD!!!

    Did anyone else have to grow up with drunks?
    I'm being serious, it was a horrible thing to endure everyday, I wish I could forget

    #4251 — Comments (2) — Oct 8, 2008 at 1:10 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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