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When I Was A Kid
You've carried a big burden on your shoulders for years - ever since you lost your mom's favorite bracelet you've denied you had anything to do with it. Tell us about it. Ashamed that you sucked your thumb until you were 12? Or are you ready to confess that it was you who threw your brother's comic book collection into the toilet?

Kids do all kinds of things, some well-intentioned, some quite purposefully mean-spirited. If you're ready to tell AdultConfessions.com about your embarrassing childhood acts, then post your confession now.

Important note: This section is not for confessions that involve sex with children or sexual situations where children were involved. Any such postings will be deleted immediately you sick twisted fuck.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Nellie hated me. She was such a bitch and this was only sixth grade. She was new and decided I would be her perfect enemy. Well, after a couple of weeks of her taunting and bullshit I came up with a plan. My sense of humor has always been on the dark side so I got a Slurpee cup, filled it with dead lizards I had found on the road--we lived near the woods and salamanders were everywhere--and a slug and took the cup to school the next day.

    I convinced my teacher to let me stay in class during recess so I could work on the computer. As soon as he closed the door I went to work, carefully placing the lizards on top of her pencils and the slug on her eraser.

    Recess was over and we were getting ready for math or something when the bitch screamed! It was awesome!! I laughed so damn hard and of course the teacher knew I did it but I never did get in trouble for it. Probably cause my mom was doing one of the teachers at the school.

    Served that bitch right.

    #4391 — Comments (2) — May 1, 2008 at 6:27 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was 12 I had some friends over for a sleepover. My brother was 10 at the time and as all 10 year-old brothers are he was being a real pest. For over an hour he was bothering us and I finally had it. I told him that if he didn't stop bothering us he was going to be sorry. He left for a little bit but again returned. When he did I got up and said nothing to him I just walked over to him and kicked him in the balls. He dropped to the floor like a fly grabbing himself crying in shear pain. My mother busted into the room to find my brother on the bedroom floor cyring like a baby and my friends and I laughing our asses off. My mother asked what had happened and I told her that we didn't know. My brother finally caught his breath and picked himself up off the floor and said to my mother that I had kicked him where it count. All I remember is my mother grabbing me by the arm pulling me across her lap and slapping my butt. Then I felt my pj bottoms being pulled down and my bare ass exposed to my friends and brother and my mother ordering my brother to get the hair brush off my dresser. I kicked and begged but that only made things worse. I got the longest, hardest, most embarrassing spanking in my life right then and there. The only one left laughing was my brother and three friends how embarrassing.

    #4389 — Comments (9) — Apr 22, 2008 at 7:30 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Times change...no shit. I'm not that old, but something is definately different. The young do not respect the elderly. Walking down the street as a young boy and coming toward an adult, I got the fuck out the adult's way. I didn't play in a neighbor's yard or drive.

    Ah fuck it. I'm just bitching, getting a beer buzz and waiting to go play a little hockey on friday night. I will bitch more later.

    #4387 — Comments (4) — Apr 16, 2008 at 6:13 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was a kid my sister and one of her spend the night girlfriends (They were 14 or so and I was 16) had aggravated and annoyed me all evening long. I vowed that I would get them both back. They kept waking me up during the night, banging on my door and just being pests. I'm pretty sure the friend had a crush on me. Anyway I was up a little early and went to my sister's room where they were sleeping. The door was locked but it was easy to pick.

    I had a can of shaving cream and a piece of thread in my hand. I was going to do the old "shaving cream in the hand and tickle the nose" prank. I open the door and see them laying there in nothing but panties and Tshirts. I walked up to my sis and start to put shaving cream in her hand but before I do I take a look at her friend. She's cute, she's got nice legs, I like her panties, her tits look nice (I'm 16, anything with legs looks good).

    As my cock starts to grow in my shorts I get a better idea. I pull out my cock and start to stroke it. I turn the friends hand over so that her palm is facing up. While staring at her panties pressed against her pussy and those smooth thighs I blow my load right in her hand. While my cock is still dripping and oozing I walk to the other side of the bed and give my sister a handful of spunk too.

    So now I've got these two girls with a load of my cum in their hands. I put my cock away, I finish the job with shaving cream (just a little I really wanted my cum on their faces) and then I start to tickle their noses. BAM! The hands go to the face and they smear my hot load all over their mouths and noses. I start laughing so hard (and getting another hard on) they wake up with my jizz smeared across their lips. They run to the bathroom thinking it's nothing but shaving cream. :)

    They never did catch on that I had jacked off in their hands.

    #4386 — Comments (6) — Apr 12, 2008 at 8:40 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i recently remembered a fantasy of mine from the first grade.

    i remember sitting in my seat, at my desk facing the window. i visualized a man running up to the window pulling out a gun and then shooting me in the head. i imagined the horror the event would bring, imagined my classmates screaming.

    i sure was a weirdo.

    #4385 — Comments (0) — Apr 8, 2008 at 12:00 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was at school I went to the loo during a lesson and I was desparate but all the cubicles were in use I waited and waited and this lad from the year above came in realised all the toilets were in use mumbled something and pushed me out of the way. He undid his belt lowered his pants and stood in his boxers I looked at him confused he laughed dropped his boxers squated and shit in one of the urinals, then he just left. I was proper grossed out by it so I told a teacher when I got back to class. She then went to the head teacher and the kid was pulled in and suspended for two days.

    When he got back, he told me he was going to get me back for squeeling (it was obvious it was me I was the only one who had seen him). About a week later he followed me into the loos. He locked the door behind him leaving just him another lad who was already in there and me. He grabbed me and pinned me up against the wall and told me that he was going to teach me not to go running to teachers.

    In one quick movement my jumper and t shirt was lifted off me. He pushed me over and took off my shoes and socks. Pausing for a moment he tied my hands behind my back and then tied them above my head to a pipe linking to the urinal.

    He then uncliped my trousers and pulled them off. By know I had an erection due to a mixture of being embarrassed and being stripped. He pulled down my boxers and my erection popped right up. He rubbed my boxers round the urinal and stuffed them into my mouth. He then unlocked the door and spread the word within minutes the loos were full and everyone was laughing at me a few guys thought it would be funny and started to wank me very embarrassing to shoot your load around a load of guys and they found it hilarious I was left there for ages until a teacher wondered why I hadn't turned up to a lesson.

    I was released and the lad was expelled but that wasn't the end of it as he tormented me outside of school too.

    #4384 — Comments (2) — Mar 25, 2008 at 1:57 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was 14 when these boys dicide to have some fun at my expense. They caught me by surprise and dragged me over behind the girls locker room. They ducked taped my hands to an over head pipe and put a bag over my head. I panicked when they pulled down my pants and undewaer down to my ankles and ran away. I desperatly tried to get my hands loose, but the more I struggled the more sticky and tight the tape got. I wasn't going to get loose with out the help from someone. I couldn't see anything with the bagg over my head and wasn't about to bring attention to myself by sreamming out for help. Then I realiced that I was in front of the girls showers and the girls volleyball team would be comming in soon. It was going to be very embarrassing, if I din't get out if this quickly and then herd girls comming up towards me. I couldn't even breath knowing I was about to get caught naked with my dick in full view, when I heard one of the girls say "we have a naked boy waiting for us" I could hear them gathered around me, making coments on how my dick was getting hard. I couldn't help but getting a full erection right in front of girls that I couldn't even see. I felt hands playing with my dick and girls voices, saying I was ready to be yerked off. Sudently there was a big rush to get inside the showers and the bagg was pulled off my head. It was the girls PE teacher asking me who did this to me, and for my bad luck it was a female teacher that had to cut me loose and send me to the office. Those boys got expelled from school, but I was left with the embarrassement of not knowing exactly witch and how many girls had their fun, while I was standing there naked, getting myself humiliated in front of them.

    #4382 — Comments (2) — Mar 15, 2008 at 11:32 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    there was this one day in 7th grade when i was walking home from school and there was a girl who was a very close friend who went the same way to her house as i did to my house. It had been raining very heavily and we were both completely soaked all over. she said she needed to pee very badly and i needed to so i said i needed to aswell she said she would piss herself if i did, i agreed to it because noone would notice me pissing because i was already soaked and because she was wearing a skirt and i loved seeing girls piss themselves.

    After i pissed myself she did her end of the deal and pissed herself and i loved watching the piss flowing down in between her legs and splashing onto the ground.

    Since then we played pee games together every weekend and became bf & gf .

    #4381 — Comments (6) — Feb 12, 2008 at 10:43 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My cousins got the ass beatings of their life because i accidently told on them.I was actually really suprised they got a ass whipping like that oh well.I walked home by myself one block over this was in the 70's to my aunts house from the school because my 2girl cousins all the sudden turned into bullies so i wanted to go back with my parents at my aunts house.I took a short cut thru the alley a man all dressed in black literally poped up from the trash can and said hey little girl do u want to look at a dirty magazine I have never in my live so far ran that fast i got to the backgate which was being held in place by a rock because it kept swinging open it normally took me and my others cousins to move .Well I picked it up and threw it in his direction and yes he was moving my way.This was before stranger-danger education people.I was so panicked i was hyperventalaiting and told what happened hence their ass whipping because we were suppose to all be toghter but they bullied me and thats why i left.I got into no trouble because i was so traumatized.

    #4380 — Comments (0) — Feb 9, 2008 at 2:28 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was in sixth grade I use to start food fights everyday and i had everyone in a tissy.The school sent out notices to all the parents apparently they were at there wits end.I had friends I would sit with Damn I must have been good or they really liked me because I never got caught once and yes after the letters were sent out i still continued with a vengance.I eventually grew bored but it was fun while it lastsed.

    #4379 — Comments (1) — Feb 9, 2008 at 2:03 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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