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When I Was A Kid
You've carried a big burden on your shoulders for years - ever since you lost your mom's favorite bracelet you've denied you had anything to do with it. Tell us about it. Ashamed that you sucked your thumb until you were 12? Or are you ready to confess that it was you who threw your brother's comic book collection into the toilet?

Kids do all kinds of things, some well-intentioned, some quite purposefully mean-spirited. If you're ready to tell about your embarrassing childhood acts, then post your confession now.

Important note: This section is not for confessions that involve sex with children or sexual situations where children were involved. Any such postings will be deleted immediately you sick twisted fuck.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Male, 100% true.
    When I was 13 my parents and I went to Hourse Park in Kentucky, we satyed at a Holidy inn that had a putt-putt under a huge glass dome. Like all kids I was curious and made friends easily, I got to know a couple of maids, one in particular. She was 24 years old and she had a niece and a nephew that were my age. The niece was so cute and I remember she was rather well endowed in the chest for a girl her age, she was rather sweet on me too. During the day I would often come along as the girls cleaned rooms. One day I was tagging along as the Aunt and an older maid (40's) and the niece were cleaning rooms. The nephew came around as the girls were getting supply's in the walk in supply closet. The talk seemed to always be about sex with these people. At one point the nephew came up behind the Aunt as she bent to get something in the closet, grabbed her hips and started moving his hips banging into her like he was doggy fucking her from behind. Even as young as I was it was quite odd to me and might I say very erotic.

    I had been masterbating for at least 2 years at that point and I did it at least once a day. My head was filled with fantasy's of the Aunt and niece during the days at the Holiday Inn.

    Some time either before or after the above display I remember haveing a one on one conversation with the Aunt. She had broken up with her boyfriend some time before and she was a very horny women. She told me that she really needed a man and she really liked big dicks. (I understand that many of you are saying BS to this but I asure you this is 100% true.) Being young and stupid I told her that I had a big cock, which I did not, I am 6". She found me attractive I guess and flirted quite openly with me AND her Niece since she knew the niece liked me too. One day we were all together minus the nephew going from room to room. The aunt used her key to open a room that was clean and empty. When inside the Aunt encouraged me to kiss the niece, the older maid and the Aunt were making comments and grabbing both me and the Niece. The aunt grabbed me awy from the young girl and pushed me on the bed. Things were moving so fast I didn't know what to do. Suddenly I was flanked by the Aunt on my right and on my left the older maid. Each were making comments that were about fucking, sucking the young girl getting her first fuck. I honestly don't know what was said but it was all out at that point. The older maid offered a comment about how she had not gotten any in a really long time and proceded to roll on me and hump my leg. All the while the Aunt was unbuckling my pants talking about sucking that big cock. All at once I panicked I tried to get up but they were all holding me down I couldn't get away. Being rather crafty I said "no no, I'm just going to put out the do not disturb sign". At that point they let go of me I shot for the door and stood in the hall. Quickly they all came out. I think they saw the terror on my face and the older women made comments that I only remember as kind of blowing off the incident and making light of what just happened. I kept in touch with the niece for a couple of months via phone and letter and she even sent me a picture of herself but after a little while we drifted away. What I wouldn't give for that picture today.

    I quickly deemed my actions as a mistake upon my return home. I could have just kicked myself for telling the Aunt I had a big cock. The bottom line is I didn't want them to pull my cock out and see I was just average. I have fantasized about that day for 29 years. So two leasons guys...don't lie about your dick size and keep your eye out for crazy things because they DO happen. P. S. if any of you that read this were the ones in KY please leave a message here.

    #4252 — Comments (1) — Oct 20, 2008 at 9:39 AM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I grew up with racist hateful drunken Bush lovers/republiKKKlans. They fucking ruined my life, I wanted to go to college, I wanted a career that would have made me happy, they beat me down so many times I hardly bothered to get up, now they are rich and still drunk, but unhappy, I at least have a happy marriage.



    Did anyone else have to grow up with drunks?
    I'm being serious, it was a horrible thing to endure everyday, I wish I could forget

    #4251 — Comments (2) — Oct 8, 2008 at 1:10 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm a 16 year old boy, but this happed back when I was 14. Like most weekends, I would spend it hanging around with my sister and three of her girlfriends. That day we were going bike riding and my best friend Jimmy joined us. There are a lot of dirt roads to ride on where we live. We were just about to get to the lake, when group of boys in their bikes aproached us and blocked our way. They knocked me off my bike telling me they were going to beat me up. I was refusing to let go of my bike as they were trying to pull it away from me. My friends got scared and took off leaving me to deal with my problem. They beat me and took away my bike but dragged me off the road and began taking my clothes off. I told them they could have my bike, but said they wre going to teach me a lesson I would forget. I not only lost the bike but also my clothes. They took off running and left me stark naked by the side of the road not knowing what to do. There was nothing else but hide behind some bushes to not get seen. Aparently my sister watched the whole thing from a distance and shown up to see what happened and was shocked to find me with no clothes on. The embarrassing part was, my friend and my sister's three girlfriends came along with her. I din't have a choice but to embarrass myself in front of them, figuring out how I was going to get home with nothing on. One of her friends took off her panties and told me to them on. My friend gave me his shirt to wrap it around me and that's how I had to walk home. They laughfed and said I looked very sexy the whole way back. It was the most horrible time of my life.

    #4250 — Comments (14) — Oct 5, 2008 at 9:59 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    One night in fifth grade i was taking a shower when my little sister walked in and started doing her business on the toilet. I din't notice at first do to the shower, but after I finished I heard her. I told her that I was naked and all she did was cover herself up. Then I told I still needed a towel so she handed me mine. I dried myself off in the shower and walked out without making a glance toward her. Then after a week or two we started to explore each others bodies. Being in grade school we were very curious about us. Anyway we touched each other, we peed in front of each other, and almost started peeing together at the same time in the same toilet. As we were about to, my dad walks in and sees her with her pants down, fortunatly I pulled my pants up just in time.

    #4249 — Comments (1) — Oct 5, 2008 at 3:59 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My mother used to beat the shit out of me, I spent most of my life being afraid of her, I'm still afraid of her.

    Came home from school one day, she didn't say one word, just grabbed me and started beating on me, for about 20 minutes she hit every part of my body, I'm almost 32 now and I still remember how horrible it was.

    She should have never done that to me, crazy mean psycho angry bitch.

    I'm a fucked up woman who has led a fucked up life, thanks mom for making me fell like shit and for giving me a life where I needed abusive friends and I would cling to these bitches in a miserable attempt to make me feel like someone cared about me.

    #4248 — Comments (7) — Sep 19, 2008 at 8:40 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I kissed quite a few girls as a kid...
    No one except the girls know.

    #4247 — Comments (3) — Sep 7, 2008 at 7:26 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I had several embarrassing moments when I was a kid. Here are a few most of them happened between the grades of 5th-8th grade.

    - There were a lot of times that I was not sitting down when the bell rang. So the teacher would draw a circle on the black board and would then point in the center and say "Place your nose in the center of the circle." Everyone would giggle and laugh because I would have to stand there for 30-60 min. like this in front of the entire class.

    - When I was caught talking I would get called to the front of the class. The teacher would then make me talk to the entire class about what I was talking about and then would make me explain in front of the entire class what we were talking about in the lesson. When I was unable to due to the fact that I was not listening she would make me face the wall with my nose on the black board for 30 min. She would then call me from the black board and informed me that I would continue this punishment for 1 hour after school.

    - When I was in 6th grade spanking in the school was stil allowed. It was very unfair the girls and I only knew of one was taken into the hall away from everybod and from what I remember got 3-4 swats. She cried not because it hurt but more because she was humiliated. only when she stopped crying and got herself together she was then allowed to go back and sit down in the class. When a boy got it it was in front of the whole class and hard and way more then 3-4 swats. I was caught talking and was swatted 20-30 times in front of the whole class very humiliating.

    Was caught chewing gum had to put the gum on the tip of my nose and then had to place my nose on the wall for 45 min. When I was instructed to go and sit down the gum stuck to the wall. That Saturday I spent 8 hours with the janator cleaning up gum throughtout the school. I was told that I had to do this in fromt of the class.

    Was depantsed by a group of girls that didn't like me in the 8th grade they did it twice.

    Any one else have anything??????

    #4246 — Comments (6) — Sep 1, 2008 at 10:32 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When i was a kid, i murdered my pet.

    #4393 — Comments (20) — Jun 18, 2008 at 1:48 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    when i was 8 years old i was playing in a closet with 2 of those ' my little ponies.' i remember whispering and trying really hard to be secretive. i put one of the ponies under the other and had the one on top say "keep manipulating me, it feels good."

    #4392 — Comments (1) — May 28, 2008 at 12:07 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — When I Was a Kid —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Nellie hated me. She was such a bitch and this was only sixth grade. She was new and decided I would be her perfect enemy. Well, after a couple of weeks of her taunting and bullshit I came up with a plan. My sense of humor has always been on the dark side so I got a Slurpee cup, filled it with dead lizards I had found on the road--we lived near the woods and salamanders were everywhere--and a slug and took the cup to school the next day.

    I convinced my teacher to let me stay in class during recess so I could work on the computer. As soon as he closed the door I went to work, carefully placing the lizards on top of her pencils and the slug on her eraser.

    Recess was over and we were getting ready for math or something when the bitch screamed! It was awesome!! I laughed so damn hard and of course the teacher knew I did it but I never did get in trouble for it. Probably cause my mom was doing one of the teachers at the school.

    Served that bitch right.

    #4391 — Comments (2) — May 1, 2008 at 6:27 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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