I figured the Women section would be the best place to ask a dildo question.

To save you some reading and, more importantly, me some typing i'll just make a long story short and say that my wife wants a dildo made from my penis. Is this possible? Are there places that will do this for us? Has anyone else done anything similar??

She says she wants to be able to have me "when ever she wants". Even when I'm away on buisness or at the office.

How do you have one?

Hi, This is long but please read!!! I met this guy 10 months ago and we hit off really well. He told me he was single and had no kids, but one day he would like a family.
He was really sweet, he took me everywhere and we talked about our dreams and wishes out of life and he semed so honest. But of course I always save room for disapointments. Anyway, after three months of our reltions, he intro me to his mother, she was very nice to me. Then 5 months in the relationship I found out through an old friend that knew him, that he was married had lots of kids with other women and his present wife is preg. at the time. I would never mess with a married man so I confronted him, he was not even living with his mother like he said, he was living with this women (wife. It took him some time to tell me the truth then he admitted, he said he was sorry and he reaaly loves me (blah blah) and he was afraid to tell me cause this woman
he married was just an arrangement cause she wanted her US papers. He said he fell for her a little, had sex couple of times then she got preg to spite him (what ever),he said he told her after she had the baby,he will go his own way and help her finance.

So he gaved me a story out of this world and because I was so much in love with him I was in denial and I tried to deal with it somehow. I can't beleive his mother and his friends went along with it too. A month later his illegal wife gaved birth and I things were still ok although I was feeling uncomfortable. A month after the birth he started to avoid me and eventually he said he loves his wife and he will try to make it work. He was not even kind about it and we exchanged words, mostly him. he really has lots of kids by other women too like the person said. he also has couple of hundreds$$$ he cheated me out of too. He is such a creep!! how could I let this happend??
I am so upset, I am mad with myself and I am pissed at him Big time I want revenge so he won't play another woman again but on the other hand, I want to let it go but I can't I am hurt and uopset at the same time. Please help me with any advice, please don't be cruel to me. thanks

Last year, my co-worker Amanda got a promotion I deserved because our boss was a disgusting pig who only cared about tits. Since she has a big fake rack and I'm a 34 A, she got the job. She knew she wasn't qualified, but she didn't care. Well, she couldn't handle the work, so I've been secretly helping her. Today, I sprung my track. For three months, I've been using Amanda's password to log into our division's section of the company's bonus/awards database. I've screwed up everyone's bonus pay for this quarter. Tomorrow, people expect their bonus checks. They're only going to get about 10% of what they earned. And it will all look like Amanda's fault. Plus, she'll have to pay it out of our division's petty cash which will bankrupt us until headquarters can wire more cash. Which means she can't order the bagels and coffee for Monday's meeting with the district manager. She'll get fired.

I am divorcing my husband because of his insistence that we have a 2nd child. Don't get me wrong, I love our daughter. But I do not feel capable of caring for another child. I mean that in any sense: emotionally, physically, financially, etc. I have felt this way for 2 years now and it is a constant source of tension between us. Our daughter is now 4. I do not think that she really wants a younger sibling, but my husband tells her that she does. My heart breaks when she says "Daddy wants a baby. Can we have a baby, Mommy?"

I grew up in a family of 3 so I know how hard it can be to meet every kid's needs. My husband was an only child and feels like he missed out on having a sibling. He doesn't want our daughter to be alone someday when we die.

So I told my husband that the pressure had to stop or I would leave. He was pretty good for about three weeks. Then, some friends needed help cleaning out their garage. My husband spent the whole day there. They had piled stuff up to go to the dump when my husband asked could he have the baby furniture.

When he came home with a crib, high chair, and walker, I couldn't stop myself from packing a suitcase and leaving. Right now, my daughter and I are staying with my parents. I miss my husband, but when we talked about reuniting, he said he can't stop wanting another child.

I feel like something must be wrong with me, but I can't figure out what. People say I'm smart, pretty, and friendly, but I don't have any close friends and I haven't had a date in two years. Right now, everyone I live with (I live in a group house) has weekend plans but me. My one housemate said that I can tag along, but I know she said it just to be kind. She couldn't hide her relief when I said no thanks. This is the story of my life.

Sometimes I think about just changing my identity and starting somewhere new as a new person. You know changing my name, dying my hair. Maybe a new me would have friend. But I don't know how. Or if it is even legal.

ive been married almost two months but i think my husband is going to divorce me soon because he says that i dont know how to do anything right in the house accept run the sweeper. i guess im a bad cook but i make a lot of hambuger helper, spageti, and frozen pizza so it cant taste bad right? i have trouble with the laundry too. i turned some stuff pink. i cant help it, my mom did this stuff at home so i dont know how. how can i learn?

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I thought that my new BF gave me an STD, but my dr said that it's just an overgrowth of bacteria in my vagina. She gave me some cream to put down there, but it feels weird and I still itch. Why did this happen?

My brother's black girlfriend Denobia is ruining my plans for my wedding. I couldn't not ask her to be a bridesmaid because my brother would have accused me of being prejudiced. So I asked her and now I am so sorry. I wanted all the bridesmaids to wear the same hairstyle: an upsweep with cascading curls in the back. Denobia has dreadlocks so I asked her to wear a wig styled this way. I even offered to purchase one. She says that it's an insult to her heritage.